Hello my friends, enemies, people that forgot me (*cough* *cough* Troy *cough* *cough*.) I'm BACK! 1. 1 FREAKING REVIEW! ONLY ONE! Well, luvcookiesandHMS I'm glad you liked it! This person shows appreciation! I give you digital cookie! Oh and NO FREAKING PERSON GAVE ME TRUTH OR FREAKING DARES! So I'm adding a new character that everyone hates.
Angel: No need to get mad now, it's their fault, not yours. SO YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU READER, YEAH YOU READING THIS ON THE SCREEN! STAND UP AND SLAP YOUR SELF CAUSE YOU DID NOT GIVE HER IDEAS!
Me: Ok that's enough Angel, you may scare them off. Oh yeah, you're wondering why Angel is here? I know mind reader. Anyway so I got lazy on putting up the disclaimer so I invited the flock to say it, even though they may get crazy, like me. I got chills there. Umm…Gazzy? Iggy? Why is Nudge tied up?
Gazzy: Well while you guys were at science class doing a pig dissection, Nudge would not shut up,
Iggy: So we tied her up and put a sock in her mouth. You are welcomed.
Gazzy and Iggy: GO PRYOS GO!
Max: Here they go again.
Fang: God, not the batman theme song!
Me: Oh god they have tights on? The horror!
Angel: Well, She does not own Maximum Ride or The Peabody. Got to save the flock from Iggy, Gazzy, and their tights!
Melody's p.o.v
Fast-forward: 15 minutes.
"We said sorry 52 times already Fang!" I tried to tell him again.
"You attacked me with Nerf guns!" Fang complained.
"Don't forget samurai Iggy" Gazzy chimed in. We couldn't help it. We were cracking up on the floor.
"And I *hic* videotaped *hic it all *hic" Angel said between breaths. Oh this was the life, until he showed up.
"What did I miss?" He said. God his voice just aggravates me. It was…Dylan. I had a good idea.
"OH GOD IT'S DYLAN! THE WINGED CHUPACABRA! RUN FOR THE HILLS!" Oh that got the Justin Beiber Look alike good. We were hysterical at that moment.
"Oh yeah well you are a winged idiot!" Nobody laughed at all. 1 point Melody 0 Justin Beiber look alike.
"Fang, hold her back now!" Max yelled. Fang let me get at him. A jab at his chest he got the breath knocked out fast.
"Oww… What was that for? I just got here?" he yelped.
"Oh so Justin Beiber can't take a hit from a girl." He got pissed. He ran at me fast.
"Melody!"
"Voice not now!"
"I'm trying to help you here! I want you to sing a high C now!"
"What?"
"Just do it loud!" I did what is told me to do.
Gazzy's p.o.v finally!
"If I'm right it's Melody 1, Dylan 0. OH! Melody throws a good punch right in Dylan's stomach and knocked out all the wind in him. Melody 2, Dylan 0. She throws a good comeback. Melody is in the lead with 3 and Dylan nada. Iggy what's happening now."
Iggy's p.o.v
"Well Gazzy, it seems that Dylan is getting up! And he is charging at Melody! This is INTENSE! WE NEED POPCORN!"
Melody's p.o.v
It's time to show what I got.
"Laaaaa" I gave the high C all I ! Oh…my…god! What did I do? All I see is Dylan on the floor 30 feet away from me? God I am a freak, a violent freak.
"Fang?" I ask
"Yes Melody?" He said flabbergasted at the site of my handiwork.
"What did I just do?"
"Well from my point of view, You made a high C, very impressive, and you shot Dylan 30 feet in the air and outside to the road, and he is bleeding internally. I believe its Melody 4 and Dylan zilch." Gazzy interrupted.
"Is there anything you can't do?" Angel asked "Well Angel, yes probably, I'm no snappy dresser, and I can't play a mean harmonica!" Giggles flied the not so intensified room.
"How do you know that Melody?" The mean harmonica player a.k.a Fang asked. "When you guys were in the school, they kept on saying that line over and over in the school. Oh Gazzy, here is de Snickuhs bahrs too." I had to give it to him; it was a good interpretation of ter Borcht himself.
"Umm… I hate to be the party pooper, but what made the mess in the house?" Max asked. As soon as she finished that last sentence, hell broke loose. The room was filled with erasers.
"Umm…we are in trouble aren't we?" Gazzy said
"Thank you Captain Obvious!" Fang replied.
"You're welcome lieutenant Sarcasm! Now can we focus on what's going on please?" I responded. I gave a jab to the chest and a hook to the head, the eraser was in smithereens. The others followed. I gave a Roundhouse kick, an Uppercut, and a combo of Jab — Right Uppercut — Left Hook — Short Right Hand — Left Hook until I heard a satisfying crack and finished it off. (I know, I know, I'm oh so violent. Fang: How do you know these moves? Me: Umm…well, Mother's Puerto Rican side more than Father's? Yeah, that's it!) I kept on dodging claws and fist I could not take it any longer. And like any girl in stress,
I screamed, high pitched and loud.
Max's p.o.v
All I heard was Melody screaming Bloody Mary. (Not literally) She wasn't scared; she was actually using a new power. God, how many powers does she have? Then it seemed that sound waves were coming out of her mouth, freaky. New hybrid from the school? It was sending erasers all in one direction, out of the house. It looked like something you would seem in an action/super hero movie. It was, different.
Melody's p.o.v
Whoa, new power already? Score!
"Way to go Melody!" Angel said
"That was, different." Max said. She must think I'm a freak.
"How did you do that?" Fang asked
"That was bad a-like a boss!" Of course, that was Iggy, almost cursing in front of Angel.
"Umm, thanks guys." I said. I didn't know it was that cool.
"Well, after this they are going to follow us so we need to go somewhere else, soon. Any suggestions?" Max asked.
"Umm, well…I was thinking, possibly…we could go to Florida?" I stuttered.
"Come on Max please?" Gazzy begged.
"Don't make Angel do Bambi Eyes, let alone Melody." Iggy said. Angel huddled together and did the best Bambi Eyes we could do.
"Oh god, umm…must, resist, evil, Bambi, Eyes, FINE! We'll, go to Florida!"
"We're going to Florida! We're going to Florida! We're going to Florida! We're going to Florida! We're going to Florida! YAY!" Everyone but Max and Fang skipped and yelled.
10 hours later
"Melody, do you know this place a lot." Angel asked.
"Yeah I do, I used to live right around were we are." I replied. Seeing Florida brings back good memories, for once.
"If you know the place so well, where is the closest hotel?" Fang asked.
"If you turn 28 degrees to your right and fly for a few minutes and land straight down, you are in front of the Peabody. See its right there." I point to a fancy looking hotel.
"Wow, it's huge!" Max said.
"How can we afford it?" Fang asked.
"I have my ways." I said with a devious smile.
"O.K. here is the plan, I'll use my power to look like a celebrity and I'll say you guys are with me, simple. Got it?" Everybody nods. "Who should I be, anyone has an idea?"
"TAYLOR SWIFT!" Nudge screams.
"Oh all right, fine." I turn into Taylor Freaking Swift. "Happy?" I complained.
"Very!" Nudge replies. I fold my wings up and walk in.
"Hi Miss Taylor, How may I help you." The lady at the desk said.
"Umm, may I have the Peabody Penthouse for seven; the other one is in the bathroom." I requested, sounding like Taylor Swift.
"Of course Miss Taylor, here is the key." She gave me a smile with the keys and we left with all cameras on me.
"Miss Taylor, Miss Taylor! May I have a picture with you?" A brown haired, fair skinned girl pleaded.
"Sure, I'd love too!" They took the picture quick and we went to our Penthouse, making sure no one was following us. In the elevator I changed back into myself. "Was I good or what?" I asked Max.
"Impressive Melody." Max replied.
"I has mad ninja skillz, unlike Iggy, but more like Gazzy's toxic gases. Silent, but deadly!" We were cracking up, except Iggy. "Cheer up Iggy! Or else…" He was slightly frightened. When we were half way up to the penthouse, I noticed something.
"Umm, where's Dylan?" I asked everyone. "Right here!" Someone yelled. We noticed the elevator was clear and we saw… (Fang: Lucifer! Me: Sometimes I think that Dylan is Lucifer, but sadly no. Fang: Awww. Me: Shh…Here is Max's secret stash of cookies. FLY FOR THE HILLS FANG! Max: MY COOKIES!) Dylan.
"Now where were we?" Dylan asked.
"Gazzy, score please." I asked.
"Melody 4, Dylan 0." Gazzy replied.
"Relax, American Girl Doll. I don't want to hurt you." Dylan said.
"1) Don't call me American Girl Doll 2) please; if you tried you couldn't lay a finger on me in a battle. 3) IM FREAKING PUERTO RICAN!" I growled at him with a super glare.
"Someone is PMSing." Dylan said.
"I'M NOT FREAKING PMSING CAUSE I ALREADY HAVE MINE DYIOT!" I barked at him.
"Umm, what is a dyiot Melody?" Iggy questioned.
"It's a mixture of Dylan and idiot." "OH." Everyone said. After that we got into the penthouse.
"Do you have something against him, Melody?"
"Well, yeah, but I'll tell you later." "Whoa! This is amazing!" The penthouse was beautiful! We ran to the room we wanted. I wanted the one left over so everyone got what they wanted. It was Angel/Nudge, Iggy/Gazzy, Max/Fang, and me all by myself. Everyone was watching me walk slowly to my room. It seemed if they were sad for me, I didn't care at all.
At least I got a room. It was huge! I guessed it was the master suite. It was my favorite cause it had a Xbox 360 with MW3 on it already and other games. My room also had a walk-in closet, perfect for hiding from the stink bombs, just in case. Then I walked in the bathroom. A huge Jacuzzi, a big high tech shower, and well, you know what I mean. (Don't expect this kind of stuff there!) It was a luxury palace, minus all the girly stuff. I went to put my stuff away, and then I see this.
Dear Melody,
It's Crimson, (Crimson is an Avian Puerto Rican BOY) If you are reading this, you are probably just settling in, God he knows me good. Well sit down because this is important. You will see me again, Crystal, Tigris, and Ivan died. Everyone else split up. I'm flying all ready to you. See ya Melody,
Crimson.
I started crying, I don't know why. Wait yes I do, YOU HAD A FREAKING CRUSH ON HIM MELODY FOR THE LONGEST FREAKING TIME! I fell to the floor, still crying. It was not tears of sadness; it was that the one person who could understand me was coming back, for me. God, I'm turning sappy.
"Umm Melody, do you want to play truth or dare with us?" Max asked. I stayed silent. "If you don't I'll get Nudge and Angel to tie you up and have a makeover!" I looked up at her with a face of fear. God, I hate makeovers.
(All female character's outfits are on my Polyvore profile!) "I'll get into pajamas." I replied. I took a 1 minute shower and put on my . As soon as I walked in the room were everyone was, I saw him. "Crimson!" I leap into is open arms. "I've missed you so much!" I squeezed him.
"Your hair smells like lavender, Melody" He said. We both start laughing. He would tell me that if I was hugging him to death. Yep, I think I still have a crush on him.
Crimson's p.o.v
God I haven't seen Melody forever! She's even prettier than before. Oh yeah, well I had a major crush on her. Then hell broke loose and we never saw each other. Sad story I know, but I got to tell her soon.
Back to Melody's p.o.v
"Ok so let's play truth or dare!" I proclaim plopping myself between Crimson and Gazzy.
"Truth or Dare Gazzy?" Nudge said.
Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bother Bothe-GOD CAN YOU STOP IGGY! ANYWAY SEND IN FREAKING TRUTH OR DARES OR ELSE I WILL SEND FANG WITH A CHAINSAW, GAZZY WITH IS "NATURAL GASES", NUDGE WITH HER BABLING, IGGY WITH HIS NUKES, ANGEL'S EVIL SIDE, MAX WITH HER AWSOME BUTT KICKING AWSOMENESS, AND MELODY WITH HER HIGH PITCHED C TO KILL EVERY SINGLE FREAKING ONE OF YOU THAT DOES NOT SEND A FREAKING TRUTH OR FREAKING DARE! :D It is official; I has gone to a new level of scariness and weirdness. THE APOCALYPS IS NEAR! But please send in a truth or dare. For Total's sake! the link to my polyvore profile is on my profile on fanfiction.
