Battle of the Semes

Warning: YAOI!!! AU!! un-beta'd!

Disclaimer: NARUTO CHARACTERS NOT MINEEEEE!!! (though i wish it fervently)

A/N: Wow this story got so many reviews and hits, I just had to give yal another chapter! XD (yes i live in texas, yaaallll) PRAISE ME!! And I'm so glad that the modeling idea isn't as overused as I thought and that this story's actually different than the other ones, according to your reviews. Originality is prized in my eyes! Thanks everyone!

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Chapter 2

The sun was a blinding yellow today, beaming down on two men walking up the steps of a tall, flamboyant building. The air was chilly though, defiantly opposing the hot rays bearing down on all of Japan.

Sasuke pulled his coat on tighter. He hated winters. It was so pointless and everything felt too dry and...cold! With a relieved sigh, he stepped into the warm building, followed closely by Kakashi.

He looked around the reception desk cluttered with people. The workers were all girls, for one thing, and they all had slutty outfits on that barely covered their private parts. Go figure.

"Ah, you must be Uchiha Sasuke!" A voice boomed. Sasuke whirled around and saw a bushy white-haired man walking quickly towards him, pausing to give the reception girls a flirty wink before turning to Sasuke.

"Yes. And you are...?" Sasuke noticed the red marks on the man's face. It was similar to Kiba's, though a bit more complicated. He also had a huge wart on his nose, but it just added to his unique look.

"I'm Jiraiya, co-owner of this magazine." He then turned to the silver-haired man next to Sasuke. "Ah, and you must be Kakashi Hatake. It's a pleasure to finally meet you in person!"

Kakashi shook the hand that was offered. "Likewise, Jiraiya-san."

"Please, just Jiraiya will do. Come, you're just on time. I'll give you a tour of our facilities." He motioned for them to follow before taking off down a white marble hallway. They soon arrived at an elevator and went into the spacious box. Sasuke noticed Jiraiya pressing the number 12 out of 14 floors. Huh, so the photo shoots were in the upper floors.

The elevator dinged at each floor and after Sasuke counted 12 dings, the doors slid open to reveal another long hallway. Only this one was filled with people bustling back and forth between the doors on each side, carrying things from cameras to clothe to animals. Yepp, this was definitely the shooting area.

Jiraiya led them into the first door on the left. Some black haired guy was making pouty faces at the cameras that were clicking like madmen, a million bolts of flashes lighting up the room. Sasuke scoffed at them in his mind. He could see their amateurism in person now. His poses were stiff, unreal, and their faces were too surreal; caked with makeup and covered with gloss.

It was disgusting. He hoped he wouldn't have to work with these proletarians. Faintly he wondered if he might get to see Uzumaki working. He prayed he would.

It seems his wishes came true because, after a few more nauseatingly horrible ukes (a few which winked at him 'seductively', which only made him want to barf a bit), Jiraiya lead them into the hugest room of all. On the door read 'Uzumaki Studios'.

Sasuke felt his breath catch in his throat as Jiraiya leisurely opened the door. Everything seems dramatized to him right now, as if everything was in slow motion. Even Jiraiya's speaking seemed slower.

Get on with it! He felt himself berating the man. It surprised him. He didn't think he would be this excited to meet Uzumaki...He was usually way calmer than this!

Grumbling and forcing himself to calm down, he noticed Jiraiya had finally opened the door. He was expecting to see the blond working right there, but noticed he was facing the back of the set.

As if sensing his questions, Jiraiya whispered "The whole set is turned around so that if some stupid reporters get in here, they'd have to go through more people to get a picture of him."

Sasuke nodded, briefly wondering what Uzumaki's N stood for. Probably something cute.

"Well, since I noticed you seemed a bit...disgruntled with the other models, I'll make Uzumaki your partner this season. That okay with you, Sasuke?"

Sasuke forced himself to not yell out with glee. What was getting into him? He gave Jiraiya a smile and nodded, though a bit too quickly if you ask him.

Flicking his wrist in the motion meaning 'follow me', Jiraiya walked around the canvas. Sasuke walked too, feeling like he was heading towards something big. He felt like his heart would burst from the adrenaline pumping through it right now. He's never been this anxious before... The noises in the room finally penetrated his conscious and overwhelmed him. Calls of "PERFECT" and "Man, I want to fuck him" echoed inside his brain, rattling around everything in it.

Why the hell was he feeling this way?! In denial, Sasuke tried convincing himself that this blond was just another fake model, face coated with make up and lips shining with excessive lip gloss. His stupid hair was probably not even blond either...yes, they probably dyed his eyelashes too. And he was probably just as stupidly submissive as his pictures were. Sasuke wasn't gay. There was no reason for him to feel this way. No reason at all, he was overreacting, and Sasuke does not overreact. Sasuke successfully lowered his heart rate and his expectations. Feeling a bit better, Sasuke kept up with Jiraiya.

And then Sasuke saw him.

It felt like the whole world stopped spinning. His recently calm heart sped up again and his breathing came in shallow gasps.

He was just as beautiful in person as on photo.

Dimly, Sasuke recognized the other person posing with him. That long black haired white eyed person he saw on the magazine yesterday, only this time, he was lying down with Uzumaki straddling him.

Sasuke felt something flare up inside him, but quickly pushed it down. He cleared his mind and put his usual stoic mask on. No, this blond wasn't going to impact him anymore. No. He had to maintain his image.

Then big blue eyes locked onto his deep, black ones. They stared at one another for what seemed like forever. Sasuke felt his lungs gasping for air; he didn't realize he'd been holding his breath.

"BLONDIE! Get back to Neji!"

At a shout from the photographer, Uzumaki returned his glance to the teen underneath him with a bashful grin.

Sasuke felt blood going to his head as he watched him work. His movements were flawless, his stances perfect. Everything he did seemed fluid and right. Sasuke couldn't deny it anymore. This kid was a natural at modeling.

After half an hour of dazzling work from Uzumaki, the crew finally stopped. Sasuke had stood there the whole time, transfixed with the blond. His fluttering eyelashes, his big wide dilated eyes, his extraordinarily cute facial expressions...

He was now rubbing his head with a white towel, trying to get all the sweat and stuff off. Without thinking, Sasuke walked over to him and tapped him on the shoulder. He whirled around to face Sasuke.

"Hey." Sasuke noticed the three whiskers on each cheek was still there. Hmm, maybe it was his trade mark? Was it painted on or tattooed on?

"...Hi..." Oh man, his voice was beautiful too! A bit higher than normal but with a throaty low quality to it.

"You're pretty good."

The blond beamed. "Thanks! I'm Uzumaki Naruto. You're Uchiha Sasuke, right? I've heard a lot about you! It'll be a pleasure working together!" He extended his hand and grabbed Sasuke's, pumping it up and down enthusiastically. That just totally broke his soft uke image.

Naruto...Sasuke felt himself face faulting. Of all the names he thought the N would stand for, he never once thought of Naruto...in fact, he doesn't think Naruto has ever been used as a name, other than for that steamed fish-paste cake thing.

"Naruto...the pleasure is all mine." Sasuke inwardly grimaced as his politeness. This was way out of character for him!

"Hey Naruto! Good work!"

Sasuke looked up to see the other model, Neji if he remembered correctly, walking up. Naruto turned around and completely ignored Sasuke now.

"Neji! You too! That must have been our best shoot yet!"

Neji wound his arms around Naruto's waist and pulled him closer. "Yes, you were extra tasty today." Sasuke felt his blood boiling at the flirting. He already didn't like this Neji person. He hasn't even heard of him! ...But he looked somewhat familiar...

Naruto laughed and rolled his eyes, extracting himself from Neji's embrace. "You're not getting lucky today, pretty boy."

"Today? So then tomorrow?" Neji nuzzled Naruto neck now. Sasuke wanted to look away, but felt himself rooted to the spot.

"No! Stop being such a perv!" Naruto punched Neji in the shoulder playfully. Neji sighed and gave up, turning his eyes to the Uchiha.

"Uchiha Sasuke...Are you working here now too?"

Sasuke felt himself getting a bit smug. Everyone knew him, he was just that famous! "Yes."

"Good luck." With that, Neji returned to grabbing Naruto around the waist. The blond flared up. Chuckling, Neji quickly gave Naruto a chaste kiss on the cheek, dodged the kick that was aimed at his shin, and started walking towards Sasuke on his way out. "Bye my little uke!"

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP SAYING THAT, DAMN IT!" Sasuke was surprised at the dirty mouth the blond had. Indeed, now that he's realized it, he noticed that Naruto's personality didn't match his uke portrayal at all. Loud and rash wasn't what his pictures said.

Inwardly, Sasuke was a bit relieved. He wasn't sure what he'd do if Naruto was actually that...girly, for the sake of no better words. Those sort of people pissed him off to no ends.

As Neji passed Sasuke, he gave him a small smile.

"Watch out, don't get too close to him, or you'll be sucked in just like all the others," he whispered before disappearing behind the set and out the door.

Sucked in? Sasuke was confused at Neji's 'warning'. Sucked into what? Was Naruto dealing drugs? He doubted that. Pushing his words aside, Sasuke turned back at the blond, who was now talking to the photographer.

With a start, Sasuke realized the photographer was wearing a belly shirt. Oh great, even the photographer is gay, Sasuke thought. He barely took in the guy's black hair, black eyes and pale skin. He looked almost like Sasuke's cousin or something.

"Well Sasuke, getting acquainted?" Sasuke involuntarily jumped at the voice next to his ear. He glared at the intruder.

"Stop doing that! Damn it, you're the only one that can sneak up on me!"

Kakashi chuckled and nodded his head in the direction of the blond, who was now obviously being molested by the photographer.

"So, you okay with working with him?" Kakashi asked, though he knew the answer already. He watched Sasuke staring at the blond. He knew.

"Yeah, I guess," Sasuke mumbled, not quite fixed on their conversation. He was concentrated more on the lewd smirk on the photographer's face and the hand that was on Naruto's thigh.

"SAI! How many times do I have to tell you that YES I DO INDEED HAVE A PENIS!!"

Sasuke chocked a bit. What the hell are they talking about?!

"Are you sure? Want me to check?" Sai the photographer asked with a grin.

"NO! You've already seen it before, damn it! All those time you 'accidentally' stumbled into my dressing room! And stop touching my legs!" Naruto slapped Sai's hands away with a pout. Sai chuckled and shrugged. With one last grope of Naruto's butt, he walked away. Sasuke could literally see the steam rising out of Naruto's head. The boy's face was flushed and his cheeks were puffed out in indignation.

Sasuke felt his head going woozy again.

"Naruto! Come on! I'll take you out for ramen! You don't have to work with Uchiha until one, right?"

"YAAAAYYY!! Iruka-sensei, I loooveeeeee youuuuu!"

Sasuke watched the blond jump onto a brown haired man with a little scar over his nose. He looked down fatherly at Naruto and led him away by his hand, as if he was a little kid crossing the street. Naruto gave Sasuke one last look across his shoulder, smiled sheepishly, and followed after his Iruka-sensei.

"I think I just found my new prey." Sasuke looked up to Kakashi as his eyes trailed after Naruto. Wait no, not Naruto (thank God), it was the Iruka person. With a shake of his head, Sasuke elbowed Kakashi in the ribs. But there was no helping the man, not when Kakashi had made up his mind like that.

Sasuke felt sorry for Iruka.

With a start, Sasuke realized that Naruto had left without taking off his makeup, so now he was going to have to walk around in public being that beautiful. Pulling a crew member to the side, Sasuke informed him of just that. But instead of him rushing after the blond, the guy just laughed.

"Naruto doesn't wear much makeup at all. Just a light coat of blush and a little bit of gloss. Actually, we put so little gloss on him that with one lick it all comes off."

Sasuke stared at the man. There was no way someone was that...flawless...

The crew member laughed and slapped Sasuke good-heartedly on the back. "Yeah, I know. Everyone get's that shocked when they find out. The little rascal's so lucky." He walked away still chuckling.

"Kakashi, did you hear that?" Sasuke asked, turning to his manager. He nodded, his eyes curving upwards in a grin.

"An unusual guy, isn't he?"

Sasuke bobbed his head in agreement. He didn't know anyone else but him and Gaara that didn't even wear foundation. Guess this kid just got added to the perfect list.

Sasuke scowled, a bit jealous.

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TBC!!!!! Sasuke's canon animosity towards Naruto is coming in in the form of...JEALOUSY!! XD Don't worry Sasuke, even though Naruto's cuter and more wanted by the boys than you, you still get the satisfaction of him wanting you! XD REVIEW!!! I love my reviewers all to death!

Replies (sorry if i didn't reply to you, i still treasure your reviews!):

mochiusagi- Final Pairing will, of course, be SasuNaru, but I'll be sure to make lots of Naruto loooveeeeee before that XD And don't worry about the others being happy either! They'll get over it! And I'll also make them pair up with their second true love! XD

moonlit-rose05- If only Uke!icious was a real magazine...siighhh And I LOVE EveryoneXNaru!! XD Maincharacter Syndrome! You'll be getting alot of those from me!

Uke Incognito- XD love how u didn't finish your words, it made me lol!

FuyuMitsukai- Oh man, when I read over Kakashi's part, it sort of annoyed me too! RAWR! Well, I'll try to change it a bit! Thanks for the heads up!

Nikotehfox- Hehehehehehee, the poses...oh man, i'm getting excited about writing it, you readers must be estatic about reading it!

littleolmee- XD THANKS FOR THE INSIGHTFUL REVIEW!! I like Naruto's regular fiesty attitude better than some stupid uke's submissive kind, so he'll be more like in the manga XD And i try catching all my grammar mistakes by reading through it, but sometimes i miss a few, so sorry if you find some in the future chapters

Zoomi- Neji, Gaara, or Kiba as ukes?! XD That'll be a sight to see! I'm pretty sure Sasuke'll die of shock too!

Taloola- I'd have to say that your review made me think of KibaNaru allll dayyyy, so that's how the sketch (mentioned at the top) was born! XD