A/N: Thanks to Ayumi Kudou who gave me more ideas for this story! I'll make 2 more one shots out of these! Unless I decide to make more. Here's part 2 of A Real Man Wears Hello Kitty Underwear!
"Aw! How adorable! That's totally awesome! I want some too…" Poland squealed over the phone.
After stealing Switzerland's Hello Kitty underwear, China wanted more. He found out from an inside source (which was Prussia by the way) that Lichtenstein had made her brother some Hello Kitty clothes.
"Yes, aru! I want some so bad, aru!" China squealed. "Poland, can you go grab them for me?"
"Like, no way! I want some too! How about I take the shorts and you take the shirt? Is that totally ok with you?" Poland asked hopefully. China didn't want to give up his chance on Hello Kitty clothes, but Switzerland would be sober this time and it would be more difficult to get the clothes from him.
Poland was thinking the same thing and decided that when it came down to it he would hit China over the head with a bat and run away.
"Ok, let's go to Switzerland's house at midnight." China said.
*( At Switzerland's house)*
It was almost midnight and Switzerland couldn't sleep. He felt like something bad was going to happen to tonight, so he felt the need to be prepared. He had his rifle with him and he was perched by his window.
Of course what man has Hello Kitty clothes on and is caring around a gun on watch duty? Switzerland that is who. Lillie had insisted that he wear his new clothes today. Of course Switzerland never left the house. He said he had to do paper work today, but it was a lie. Lillie wanted to go to the store with him today, but he stayed in.
Switzerland did feel bad about lying to Lillie, but it was the only option. He didn't want to hurt her feelings. Switzerland still didn't know why he had his Hello Kitty clothes on, but he felt like he should wear them.
Meanwhile, China and Poland had entered Switzerland's house through the chimney. They descended the grand stairs and investigated the upstairs rooms. A light was on in one of the rooms. China and Poland took a peek inside and saw Lichtenstein sewing Hello Kitty faces into a green uniform.
China almost fainted. He wanted that uniform so bad he pissed himself. Poland had to hold China back and motivate him to find Switzerland; they would worry about Lichtenstein later.
China and Poland tip toed down another hallway and found Switzerland's room. "Those clothes are so cute, aru!" China said. Poland took out his bat and ran forward. The bat cracked against Switzerland's skull. Switzerland passed out and fell down to the floor.
China and Poland smiled evilly. "Let's get to work, aru."
"Yeah, like totally." Poland agreed. Poland hit China over the head with the bat. "Yeah, like totally, those clothes are mine you pussy."
*( In the morning)*
Lichtenstein woke up. She stayed up till midnight last night working on Switzerland's new Hello Kitty uniform. She didn't know why she woke up early this morning, but she felt extremely happy. She walked down the hall to Switzerland's room and opened the door.
She screamed bloody murder that all the European countries could hear her.
On the floor, was a naked Switzerland. There was a note attached to his head that said,
Yeah, sorry I like hit Switzerland over the head. I wanted his Hello Kitty clothes so badly. In the closet there shall be China. He may be naked too. I can't remember.
With love, Poland XOXO
Lilli let the note drop on the floor and she ran to Switzerland's closet. Inside was a sleeping, naked China cuddling his panda bear. The panda bear was crying. "Help… me."
Lillie shut the closet door and stalked out of Switzerland's room. She will forever hate Hello Kitty.
A/N: Sorry if this sucked! I rushed it and I got lazy. My bad. Next chapter will be better and out this Friday maybe. So review and check out my other stories. Peace Out~
Updated: May 20, 2012
