This is what really happened in Paraguay!

Spoilers: Eye For An Eye

Warning: Beware of crappyness!!

Authors Note: carries on from Marriage Councelling...

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'I don't know if I want to be with him, Abs.'
'Maybe you should write a pros and cons list.' Abby's words stuck in Kate's mind like superglue.
Of course, she wouldn't let him see the list, that kind of an act would be a self death threat. She sat in her moonlit hotel room and booted up her laptop. Kate opened a Word document and divided the page in to two collums, titled Pros, and Cons.

Pros

good-looking,
handsome- infact,
doesn't dissapoint ;)

Kate stopped typing and started to giggle. She took a deep breath and told herself get a grip.

he's generous,
kind,
good cook,
good kisser

Kate bit her lip as she watched the cursor blink on the screen, trying to think of any of Tony's cons. She realised that maybe the fact that always left the toilet seat up could count, and also that gross way his hair clogged the shower drain. Kate's fingers began to move in quick speed as she feared this would be a long cons list.

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Tony woke to the sound of a toilet flushing and running water. He got out of his bed and walked down the hallway and glanced in to Kate's room. He remembered the previous night quite clearly. Kate wanted her own bed in a room seperate to Tony's. She'd given him a kiss and assured that everything was fine, but she just needed a night to herself.
Tony noticed the laptop open and sitting on the bed. He stepped in and went to turn press the power switch so the battery wouldn't run flat, but he noticed a document on the desktop named 'Tony's List'. "What's this?"
He opened it and read through it, his heart sinking further down the more he read.

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Kate stepped out of the shower and dried off, wrapping the towel around her body. She bit her lip seductively as she stepped out in to the living area, "You know Tony, after being all alone last night in that small room, I think a little lonely."
"What's this?" The look on his face was unrecognisable. Such raw emotion had never been displayed.
Kate's eyes travelled from Tony's then to the laptop, her mouth gaping in to an 'Oh'. "Tony, it's nothing, I..."
"You...what? Thought it would be fun to pick out all of my flaws then put them on the laptop, where I'd definately be reading them?"
"No, Tony, please..."
"Kate, it's ok that you think I'm like this. It's just knowing that you think this way about me."
"Tony, just let me explain."
Tony slammed the laptop shut and threw in on the coffee table infront of him. He crossed his arms and looked at her expectedly (A/N: is that a word?). Kate took in a deep breath, "I've been confused lately, about us. And I don't know what's going on here. It's just, something I did out of stupidity. And inspite of all of those horrible things I wrote about you, I'm still inlove with you."
For a moment it seemed as though Tony would believe Kate, and that he'd say, 'ah, no worries', but he didn't. He just rolled his eyes and scoffed, sulking off to the bathroom and locking the door behind him.
For the first time in Kate's life, she felt truly stupid, even worthless.

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