Jen's Idea
DISCLAIMER: I still don't own anything, rather than my plotline. (I'd kill Conrad and the kyou kara mouh peoples won't give me wolfram. T-T. Maybe next time.) But on the off chance that the person whom reads this DOES own KKM I have one thing to say… GO SUE SOMEONE WITH MONEY!!!! Thank you.
A/N: This is a yurram and it's still in Wolf's POV. I think for the final chapter I have a POV switch but, aside from the final scene and some key points this is very badly planned on my part. I've just had writing urges. R&R. Once again, don't flame me and enjoy.
~Graci
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"Nah we can go home now. Hey, Wolf."
"Yeah."
She grinned sardonically," Tonight you can try a human thing on your own. Shaving."
And what did we learn from the human experience… shaving is hell. There he sat… in a tub… on a plastic box… in swim trunks… while Jen shaved his legs. He'd tried. Honestly he had. He had also ripped off the skin on his ankle and was in a pool of red water when she'd heard him scream.
She was prepared when she marched into the room, medical kit gauze at the ready, with gloves brandished. She was in a one piece swimsuit. She lifted his ankle out of the tub and dried it then put on some gauze.
Then she threw the swimsuit at him and told him to put it on as she turned around. While changing and trying not to get wet in the water or blood puddles (yea he's a gusher) he'd fallen over so with the shorts on Jen washed the blood out of his hair and put antibacterial on his ankle and rewrapped it.
There was a total silence throughout all of these events. Jen looked like she was continuously stuck on autopilot and Wolf was varying shades of pink and red. Just as his peach shade was returning to normal, Jen, being a mom without realizing, she kissed just over the worst of the damage where the cut had bled profusely.
She looked up to see the most adorable thing. Green eyes wide with shock, blushing a dark shade of scarlet once again, he looked as though she'd just admitted capital murder.
So what did she do? She sat him on the box, kissed his nose, and went to work. He was frozen and had just started shaving so she took advantage of his embarrassment and washed his hair then rinsed it. It was dark by the time she declared," I'm done. Look at you, your still pink. Dry off. I'll get you some pajamas I think I have an idea for our day tomorrow and I want to run it by you."
"I was… me… uhh… what just happened?" He stammered out.
"Shaving, you hurt your ankle, I washed your hair, and you turned pink. You pick your favorite and I'll be back." She replied casually trying not to giggle too much.
He stood up and looked in the mirror. Eyes still wide and now a little less red, he started dressing and reprimanding himself. A human kissed you! What? Talk about adding insult to injury. Oh. She kissed me twice! What do I do? Stammer like an incoherent moron. DAMMIT!
Jen knocked on the door and told him that she had some ice cream for him. He got into the slacks and over-sized t-shirt. He walked in and took the bowl from Jen without so much as a glance.
"You're mad?"
"No," he clipped out," that would be… petty and rude and below my standards."
"Really? Because it seems like you're kinda mad. I have a good idea and it will help you too, so do you want to hear it." He glared full out, but was curious. She had an idea.
"Are you going to tell me or not?"
"Okay I was thinking that you have three days to learn to be girly and everything and you want to be with Yuuri and all that, so there's a spring dance on Friday at Yuuri's school and it'll be Wednesday before Yuuri gets here so Thursday you can be together and Friday I'll trick him into taking you to the dance so you can spy on him."
That is fighting dirty against Yuuri and it's totally immoral. Awesome.
"I don't know any good girl names; especially not any from Japan… That's where we are isn't it?
"Oh, I got it how about Hitomi or Kiyomi. Hitomi means a girl with beautiful eyes and Kiyomi means pure beauty."
"Well I don't know about pure beauty but I like the name Kiyomi. Could that be my name?"
Sure, I like that one, too, and that's the name I wanted to name Yuuri when he was supposed to be a girl. He sure is cute even if he's not shockingly pretty like you or a girl."
"Yeah he is."
"So I was thinking that we could get your nails done tomorrow. I know you don't know what that means but its great practice as a girl. You'll have to go and act like a girl, so that means being refined and elegant as any teenage girl around 17. Not very hard, but you have to swing your hips. Then around six Yuuri will get home."
"Alright I can do that. It's only five so what do you want to do until 9."
"No it's a slumber party so we have till, at least, 11 o'clock and we are going to start learning how to be a girl. "
"Umm… okay but what do we do first?"
"Well, we could watch a scary movie and eat some popcorn. Then I'll teach you how to walk in heels. Then we could do something you like to do."
"Like what? Fencing? Archery? Elemental magic? I can't do anything on Earth. I'm as useless as Yuuri is with a sword."
"Well fine then. I'll teach you how to walk in stilettos and we can begin fabricating why you live here." She grabbed a light blue pair of heels and slipped them on. "We've decide that your name is Kiyomi. But how can you stay here with us as a girl so Yuuri won't notice?"
"I have no clue, but what are you doing?!" Jen was slipping yet another pair of infamous heels onto Wolfram's feet. She then helped him up and started walking.
"Well you see, when girls walk they balance on the heel of the shoes and their toes then swing their hips. Jen in her floor length dress, apron, with hair in a ponytail who looked as though she had never worn such things did walk well in them.
"Well if you can do it, I'm positive that it will be no problem for me." As he began walking he fell right on his butt. "OUCH!!! That hurt. So what do we do about me staying here? How do we sneak around Yuuri at home? And also can you help me up, god you idiots try to walk on wheels, too, or is this as far as your idiocy goes?"
"That's roller-blading. It's skating on five wheels. We can do that some other time. Shouri won't be around and we can just say that you're one of his friends little sisters and they left you with me while they went away for a few days. Yuuri's not nosey so other than your age he won't ask questions."
"I'd rather we not and that will work. What am I wearing tomorrow?"
"Well I was thinking the school uniform… it's cute."
After a few more hours of learning to walk in heels and Wolf passing out during a severe chic flick, and at 11 Yuuri's dad came home. To a strange, pretty teenage boy sleeping on his wife's lap.
"Um… Jen, I know this is one of your favorite movies but you shouldn't let strange kids into the house."
"Don't be silly, I remember what happened last time as well as you do. This is Wolfram von something-French-I-think, like beanfield or something. That is beside the point though, he's Yuuri's fiancé. He came all the way from Shin Makoku to try and see if I would approve of him."
"Why? And when's the wedding, and since when is Yuuri gay and engaged? I mean I didn't know that they were actually getting married."
"Well, I think they are in love and getting married or he wouldn't have fallen into a tub to meet me. I have decided that they will be together, so that's why I decided to have him dress like a girl. Yes he's cross dressing, so don't ask. And Yuuri will take `Kiyomi' to the dance on Friday."
A:N/ Heya, sorry about the whole it's been 3 weeks since I posted but I really have been working on it. SLOWLY… but I did look up the girl names I used for Wolfram. One I didn't include that I considered was Kamiko which means Superior child. I like wolf too much to make him so mean though. Then Hitomi was second runner up meaning a girl with beautiful eyes. But I decided that wolf pretty all over so his name is Kiyomi meaning pure beauty. So next chapter I don't have a name yet but I think it'll be longer than this one. Read and Review please because I need the motivation and I think I did pretty okay. And sorry Wolf wasn't in drag this time around; I'll work on that one next time around, kay.
GRACIAS XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
