How Many People Wanna Kick Some Ass
Chapter 2
Quick AN: I'll try to update every day. That means I've got to write one chapter and then send it to JT Jewels for editing every day. So just go with it if I'm a day late.
Naruto and Sasuke and Sakura were waiting for Kakashi.
"Damn it he's late again!" Naruto whined.
"Shut up Naruto. It's bad enough without your bitching," Sasuke said with conviction. Well can you really blame the emo bastard it was close to 5 in the morning?! That's way to damn early to get up. The main problem was Kakashi was late… YET AGAIN.
"Hello there. Sorry I'm late but I got lost on the path of life," said a smiling Kakashi with a stoned voice.
"Lying bastard," Naruto sulked (they had been there since 4).
"Alright, alright, now; we all know the mission, correct?" Kakashi asked.
"Yes Sir! We have been assigned to the State of California. We are to beat the ass of all the fangirls on the list we posses and then proceed to return to Konoha to meet up with the others and receive our next state." Sakura said in her annoying Know-It-All voice that pisses everybody off.
"Right so then… we're gonna need a car…" Kakashi said thinking for a minute.
"No problem sir. All the teams were assigned a vehicle when we received the specs. of our mission!" Sakura said (AN: Annoying Bitch)
"Okay LETS GOOOOOOO!" Naruto yelled charging toward Konoha's Gates and the car they had.
A Few Hours Later
"I'm bored!" whined Naruto.
"I SWEAR TO GOD NARUTO IF YOU BITCH ONE MORE TIME…YOU'LL ENVEY WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO THE FANGIRLS!" Sasuke yelled from the shotgun seat.
"Fine I'll shut up… bravado pissin' bastard…" Naruto said dejectedly.
They drove a short way more when they saw a figure standing on the side of the road holding a sign, obviously a hitchhiker. The unusual thing was the sign she held read "HELP ME!!!!!" on it. Kakashi drove up to her and rolled down the window to talk to her.
"Where ya' goin' there honey?" Kakashi asked.
"I don't care let's just get the hell outta' here," the girl said practically jumping at the car.
"Woah, woah, woah, hold up a second! Just who the hell are you and what exactly are you running from?"
"My name is Franny and I'm being chased by the cast of FMA!" She replied.
"What's you're reason?"
"I wrote a fanfics about them." All the car doors locked instantaneously, and Kakashi rolled up the window. They began speeding away when they heard:
"DEATH TO THE FANGIRL!!!! SHE MADE MUSTANGE GAY!!!!!" The all turned to look. What they saw was a herd of people (all out of FMA) running toward Franny. She was booking it for her life, but to no avail. Al dived and got her feet. She went down like a sack o' taters'. Ed pounced, then Mustang, then Hawkeye. Soon there was a dog pile on top of Franny. They still heard Franny screaming. The FMA cast all were beating on poor helpless Franny. Then there was silence. Blood began to run out onto the pavement from under the dog pile. Kakashi just drove off.
"Wasn't that a little harsh?" asked Sakura now feeling sick to her stomach from the sight of blood, "We have no pity for their kind…" Sasuke said in a dark tone. That shut Sakura up (AN: Thank GOD!). They still had a long way to go. Soon however they would reach their destination, then…THEN THEIR DIGNITY WOULD BE TAKEN BACK BY FORCE!!!!!
Later in California
"Thank god we finally got here" Naruto said stretching.
"I know that was a freakin' intense ride!" Sakura yawned.
"Alright let's split up here," Kakashi said, "I'll take this part of the list and each one of you take another. Meet back at this hotel when yer done or at 12 Am, whichever comes first."
"Right!" all of them shouted in unison.
AN: Well that wraps up this chapter. Sorry I know it is short but I want to stop here for now as: 1) the next story is going to be really long. 2) The next one is going to be told from 4 P.O.V so there is no way in hell I could fit that into this chapter. And 3) this is a good place to stop.
Well to the fans we don't have yet please check everyday for our updates. JT Jewels and I will try to get through them fast.
Oh and to Franny if you read this… sorry I killed ya but, well… I don't think highly enough of your fanfics not to. Bob if you're reading this I'm gonna try to squeeze you into the next chapter.
See you all.
Ty
Jester666 and JT Jewels (editor)
