Author's Notes:

Starlll: Hey-lo!

Pearson: (Talking like a zombie- like always.) Hello.

Starlll: Why do you always talk so slowly?! You're MY conscience for crying out loud!

Pearson: A conscience is the polar opposite of it's host.

Starlll: Then you're a 900 year old geezer who is the least most fun to be with, has no skill at video games or writing, and doesn't wear masks?

(For those of you who don't understand the mask joke, I, Starlll, wear a mask that changes weekly- anything from George Washington to Bat-Man.)

Pearson: No response.

Starlll: I figured that much. Anyway, this chapter is going to start out with a bunch of character bios, then the actually story. Feel free to skip to the story itself. Now go!

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Disclaimer: I told you to go!

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Name: Phy

Character: (Yellow) Ness

Age: 11 (pretending to be 13 to get an account)

Personality: He's a noob. Do I have to say anything else?

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Name: Super Pikmin

Character: (Black) Olimar

Age: 13

Personality: Rude, likes to steal.

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Name: The Fantastic Sharpshooter

Character: (Green) Fox

Age: 19

Personality: Honorable, I guess.

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Name: WarWolf

Character: (Normal) Wolf

Age: 19

Personality: Dark; just plain out cruel.

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Name: Wario17 (Wario)

Character: (Normal Warioware suite) Wario (duh)

Age: ??

Personality: Rude; gross; "Nothin' but nerve!"

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Name: Samanthus

Character: (Blue, Zero suite) Samus

Age: 16

Personality: How should I put this with out her snapping my neck like a twig?

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Name: Ragnell

Character: (Red) Ike

Age: 16

Personality: Charming, I guess.

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Name: Bridge Guardian

Character: Pokemon Trainer

Age: CPU character- he's as old as the game.

Personality: Read above.

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Name: Uiod

Character: (red) Pit

Age: 21

Personality: Sort of old-fashioned, I guess.

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Okay, the character bios are over.

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"Oh my aching- please don't finish that sentence." Someone interpreted Phy as he woke up.

Phy struggled to look up, and saw a whole bunch of Pikmin surrounding him. A man slightly shorter than Phy himself was looking at him with his Pikmin. He was wearing a Black and Gold suite with a murky gray helmet. Phy wondered how he could see through it.

"Name's Super Pikmin. You must have fell outta' another server and into this one. It's called distant planet by the way. Now will you get offa' my treasure, ugly?" Super Pikmin asked rudely.

"What do you mean 'treasure?'" Phy asked. He was sitting on a blue can.

"That can must be worth about a hundred Pokos. Now get off, lazy!"

Phy remembered that the second Pikmin game was all about collecting seemingly useless pieces of junk and selling them.

"Sorry." Phy said, getting off the blue can. "My name's Phy, by the way."

"Whatever."

Phy was a bit annoyed by how rude the other man was being, but he kept his cool.

"Will you show me the way out of here?" Phy asked.

Super Pikmin sent his Pikmin away, carrying the giant can with them.

"You just have to ride that bublax away. Come on, I'll show ya'."

Phy followed Super Pikmin up the hill and onto a large red bublax.

"I thought you just had to lose in a fight to get out of a server." Phy pointed out.

Super Pikmin groaned and explained:

"Obviously, you don't know your way around the game yet: You leave a server by force if you lose a fight. But since I don't feel like a fight right now, you can leave by will. Ways to leave stages are usually things like riding an arwing offstage, or going down a warp pipe. 'Kay?"

Phy felt himself get squeezed out of the server as the bublax went offstage, then he was suddenly in the bridge of Eldin.

"How'd I get here?" Phy asked Super Pikmin.

Super Pikmin groaned again and explained:

"When you leave or enter a new stage, you have to go through here, first. If you can beat the bridge Guardian, then you don't have to do this."

Phy was about to ask who the Bridge Guardian was, but he got his answer:

Standing before him was a giant, death defying, blood-thirsty... Squirtle.

"NONE SHALL PASS!!" It roared.

Super Pikmin simply walked by saying 'I beat you last time.'

Phy realized that he couldn't pass. He would have to fight him, first.

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A/N

Starlll: I know, a boring chapter. My stories tend to get better as they go along, though.

Phy: Yep.

Starlll: Happy author's week!

Phy: What's author's week?

Starlll: It's a week when authors spend all week working on fanfiction.

Phy: Did you just make that up?

Starlll: No. My friend, Nintendo64 did.

Phy: Nintendo64... he's the one with the afro, right?

Starlll: Yep. By the way, sorry if the chapters are short, I'm still getting used to SSB fics.