Week 2 : Janalynn
Janalynn is a evil lady change animal. She has a badly secret spy mission to make Sookie bonkers and a big lusting to Sam Merlotte owner of Merlotte's Bar and Grilled.
It has drive Sookie very batshit that Sam also danubed this lady of change animal in the no-pants. Sookie plan to kill Janalynn with help to Lafayette. She say him "Janalynn are bad evil, make for her peanut butter treats and POISON!"
Lafayette say "No I cook treats for lady change animal! Here this poison." And he make a give to Sookie of this poison. Then he make a wanting to back in cooking so he push friend Sookie with his Brom and throw a door on her. "Hooker please" say him.
Now Sookie is makes a new plan for Janalynn to take poison and she called Boss Sam Merlotte who is Sookie friend and she tell him to take out his pants. Sam was very joy and confuse but make his pants down and danubes close to Sookie. Silly Sookie is make spray on Sam of iced tea in the business area then on him she thrown the poison. "Now it will be sticky into your pants!" she say to he. "And then she will die!"
Sam is also still confused and stops the danube to make up his trousers. Then Janalynn come into Sam Office and Sookie is push by two bromine from the door.
Sookie go back to waitress on the tables and Janalynn die from eating poisoned.
Everyone does a laughing. Sam who might still confuse, is also having itches.
