BECOMING A RANGER

"The who with the whats now?" Marc asked stunned

"Power Rangers? HAHAHA! You have got to be kidding me!" Martin added.

The group of nine teens began to laugh hysterically at this seemingly ridiculous prospect.

"What is so funny?"

"Well I'm sorry but Tina I think they need to stick you in a padded room the power rangers never come to Canada they hang out in America and Japan." Karly told Tina.

"Well that may be true up until now." T.L. told the teens.

"So you are saying we are going to have to wear tight fitting multi coloured spandex and go around kicking general butt and saying really cheesy things?" Kelly-Ann asked.

"Aside from the cheesy thing, yeah pretty much I mean you can use cheesy one liners but it's not mandatory." T.L. told them.

"WOW! THAT. IS. PURE. AWESOMENESS!" BC shouted above his friends.

"Umm... Bryden?"Craig asked.

"Guys we get to become Power Rangers I've dreamt about this for ages like since I was a little kid and I saw the first few teams of Rangers on the news! We get to be costumed heroes!" Bryden told them.

"Yeah, same goes for me!" Karly followed backing up her friend.

"see they have the right idea guys." Tina told them. "Now wait here while I go get your morphers."

"Holy shit morphers!"Bryden and Karly yelled together excitedly as they jumped around happily.

"Now what exactly qualifies them for this?" Kelly whispered to her boyfriend.

"Okay here are they are." Tina said walking back into the room.

Marc reached out to grab one but not before Tina slapped his hand.

"NO TOUCHY!" She shouted at him.

"What the fuck I was just taking one."

"Yeah but can't you see that this one is not yours?"

"Actually no I really can't so yeah you tell me which one is mine so I don't get slapped again."

"Alright well let me give them to you."

She proceeded to pick up the watch that had been identified as a morpher. This one was red.

"Martin you will be the red Hydra legend Ranger."

Next a Blue one;

"Alice You shall be the blue Unicorn legend Ranger."

Then a yellow one;

"Kelly-Ann You shall take on the powers of the yellow Minotaur legend Ranger."

Then a Pink one;

"Melanie you will be the pink Valkyrie legend Ranger."

A green one;

"Karly you will be the green Dragon legend Ranger"

"Hey wait a minute wasn't the original green ranger the dragon ranger?" Karly asked

"Yeah but you aren't him and your weapons and powers and suit and even shade of green aren't the same."

"Oh ok thanks for clarifying."

Next she grabbed a black morpher;

"Bryden you will become the black Anubis legend Ranger."

Then a white one;

"Craig you will be the white Chimera legend Ranger"

She took an orange one;

"Marc you are the orange Gryphon legend Ranger."

And finally she grabbed a purple one;

"You Joey will be the purple Were-wolf legend Ranger."

The teens all stood around fiddling with their newly acquired morphers.

"Guys are sure this isn't a hoax I mean this looks like any normal watch."Joey asked his friends.

"Well there must be some way to activate it I mean the most recent American team had sunglasses." Bryden told his friends.

"Whatever so how do you work this thing then?" Kelly-Ann asked.

"You press the button in the bottom right corner of the watch and shout: Legend Ranger Power Up." T.L. told them.

"And what do we need to do for our signature powering up dance or do we get to invent it? I love those things." Bryden asked.

"Actually...Those aren't really necessary I honestly could not explain to you why they do that it's kind of stupid." T.L. answered him.

"Oh, well in that case whatever I think I'll invent one just for shits and giggles."

"Oh, can I help?" Karly cheered excitedly.

"Guys we have more serious matters to attend to like the fact that your city is being overrun by spores." Tina reminded them.

"Guys our situation just got worse." T.L. called from his computer.

On the screen appeared a creature resembling a crocodile but he had frying pans for hands it seemed and a long mane and tail like a horse.

"What exactly is that thing?" Alice asked Tina.

"A victim of Chuck Norris!" Marc shouted.

"Shut up Marc." The team told him.

"That is a general they usually lead the spore armies during battle. I know they may look utterly ridiculous but they are quite dangerous so be careful." Tina told them.

"Now get out there and kick some bad guy butt!" T.L. called to the team.

"Alright guys let's go!" BC and Karly shouted at once.

-BECOMING A RANGER-

Out on the streets the teens had found that mass chaos had ensued. There were spores running the streets terrorizing the population of the small Canadian city of Isis. The new team of rangers moved through the streets searching for the general. For the time being they remained unmorphed.

"Warriors come out to play-ee-ay..." BC shouted clanging to empty bottles together.

"BC what are you doing?" Kelly-Ann asked him.

"Sorry I've always wanted to use that in conversation."

"Well well what do we have here?" The general pondered aloud stepping around the corner with a battalion of spores at his side.

"We, are the people who are going to kick your tail from here to hell!" Marc responded to the monster.

"Actually that was a rhetorical question but thanks for clearing things up."

"You're welcome I guess."

"Enough of this time to cook this croc!" Bryden shouted.

"BC no one liners please." Alice pleaded with her friend.

"Alright guys let's Ranger up!"

"BC for Christ sake! Shut up already!"

"Legend Ranger Power Up!" Bryden and Karly shouted together.

"Woah! Morphinominal!" BC said observing his new outfit."

"BC Fuck off!" The team shouted although only he and Karly were Morphed.

"What the hell are you supposed to be?" The monster questioned breaking up the moment for the team.

"A Power Ranger!" Bryden answered the monster.

"Uh-huh yeah anyways, get them spores."

Bryden and Karly engaged the spores in battle doing quite well fighting back to back and defending each other.

"Well... Seeing as this isn't just a weird dream I say we go help them what do you guys think?" Kelly asked the other rangers.

"May as well what else are we going to do with these things?" Joey answered.

"Legend Ranger Power Up!" The team shouted morphing into their suits as Karly and BC regrouped with their team.

"Guys I think it's time for a roll call!" Bryden said. "Martin you go first."

"Umm actually how about you and Karly go first since you seem to know what you're doing we'll follow your lead."

"Black Anubis Legend Ranger!"

"Green Dragon Legend Ranger!"

"Yellow Minotaur Legend Ranger!"

"Orange Gryphon Legend Ranger!"

"Blue Unicorn Legend Ranger!"

"White Chimera Legend Ranger!"

"Purple Were-Wolf Legend Ranger!"

"Pink Valkyrie Legend Ranger!"

"Red Hydra Legend Ranger!"

"Okay , I have a question." Martin told the team.

"How come if we have never done this before did we know exactly how to do that roll call?"

"Because the morphers implant a few nano-bots in your skin which give you the knowledge you need to use the suits." T.L. told them over the communication link.

"Okay, one when there is a built in com-link warn us before using it and two that makes no sense." Joey told T.L..

"Okay sorry I know this may seem impossible to grasp but its true now start saving the city."

"Alright guys let's fry this monster!" Bryden shouted to the team.

"BC I swear if you use one more cheesy one liner, spores will be the last of your worries." Kelly-Ann threatened her friend.

The teens fought valiantly against the spores and held their own well especially for their first fight. Seeing as none of them were actually trained in any kind of martial art; they dispatched with the last of the spores and regrouped in front of the general.

"Well then you guys are pretty strong I can see but there is no way you could ever take me on, even if there are nine of you."

"Hey yeah there are nine of us!" Karly noticed.

"Hey mister computer guy, isn't nine a few too many rangers for a core team isn't there usually like three or five?" She continued.

"Well, you see, there are nine god powers so nine rangers to defend them." T.L. responded.

"Alright right guys let's do this together!" Bryden told his team.

"Okay that is it BC come here so I can strangle the spandex loving life out of you!" Kelly-Ann hollered angrily at BC chasing him off down the street leaving only seven rangers.

"Okay whatever guys they will be back until then let's take care of big ugly here." Martin told the team.

The rangers took off in the monster's direction. Alice was the first to attempt to take a shot at the beast but was unsuccessful as it smacked her fist away and knocked her to the ground. Martin and Melanie were the next two to attempt with simultaneous jumping kicks but neither one of them hit their mark unfortunately. The next two were Joey and Marc who both also failed to hit the monster as they were also thrown to the ground. Then Karly and Craig gave it a try, also failing to land a shot on it

"BC, Kelly we could use some help here." Martin called over the com-link.

"We're on our way follow my lead these suits surely have weapons and we are going to need them." He told his friend.

As he and Kelly-Ann came running around the corner BC called for his weapon.

"Blades of Anubis!" He shouted at the top of his lungs. Suddenly two scimitars appeared in his hands as he took a leap towards the monster slicing at him with both swords at full force.

"Whip of the Dragon!" Karly proceeded to call following BC's lead. She then brought the whip around and caught it around the monster's leg pulling it out from under him and tripping the monster

"Hammer Axe of the Minotaur!" Kelly Yelled from behind the first two bringing out a large weapon which was half battle axe and half battle hammer. She brought it down on the monster's chest effectively flooring him.

Then the nine teens regrouped looking at their stunned foe as he attempted to rise for another round.

"Let's put em' together now guys!" BC called to the team.

"BC what did I say about those god damned one liners?" Kelly growled.

"Sorry I can't help it."

The rest of the team began to start calling out their weapons.

"Throwing Knives of the Hydra!"

"Bow of the Unicorn!"

"Claymore of the Gryphon!"

"Claws of the Were-Wolf!"

"Spear of the Valkyrie!"

"Tonfa of the Chimera!"

The team took their weapons forming them together as best as they could.

" Okay so what do we want to call this thing guys?" Karly asked.

"How about the Legend Blaster?" Craig suggested.

"Well it sounds about as lame and cheesy as everything else about being a ranger so let's roll with it." Marc said.

"Legend Blaster it is..." Bryden said. "Now where was I? Oh yes, Martin on the count of three shout Legend Blaster Fire. Everyone else, we have to join in at fire." He continued to explain.

"Okay sounds good." Martin said.

"Legend Blaster..."

"FIRE!"

The ensuing blast was a raging ball of fire that hit the monster charring it to the bone. That is if it even had bones.

"Nice job guys! We've done our job now let's go back to base."

-BECOMING A RANGER-

Back at the base they found T.L., Tina and the larger man from earlier awaiting them. They had yet to be properly introduced to the man.

"Great job Rangers, By the Way this is Master Zale your mentor." Tina told the still morphed rangers.

"You have done well Rangers but there are still many battles to come we will have to wait for Xeos and the nine to show their faces so that we can eliminate them. That means we will have to fight many more monsters."

"Yeah I hate to break the whole yay we won our first fight moment but we haven't." T.L. interrupted the group.

"What happened?" Craig asked.

"Ten Dollars Says he grew to building size!" Karly shouted.

"You're on!" Bryden challenged his friend.

"Sorry Bryden but you owe Karly ten dollars." T.L. told BC.

"Shit well then guys let's hit the zords!"

"Wait, you know about the zords?"

"Yeah duh! Ultimate fan-boy here, every team of rangers has zords!"

"Guys just remember there are nine of you so you will be forming up into three megazords. Craig, you will be with Marc and Joey. Alice and Kelly-Ann you will work with Martin. Finally, Melanie, you will work with Bryden and Karly."

"Awesome well rangers let's get in those zords and roast this beast!" Bryden announced.

"Oh my god you are incorrigible!" Kelly-Ann shouted punching BC in the arm.

-BECOMING A RANGER-

"Alright guys I know we have all been sceptical about this but we all have to admit, these zords kick some serious ass!" Joey said

"Agreed but I think it's time we joined them together if we want to take this thing down." Bryden responded.

"Got it let's do it guys!" Joey shouted.

Joey pulled his zord up alongside Craig's and Marc's. The three slowly but surely connected their zords. The were-wolf claws that make up his zord became the arms. The Wings and body on both Craig's Chimera zord and Marc's Gryphon formed the rest of the zord.

"Legend Megazord" The three teens called together.

Next, Alice, Kelly-Ann and Martin pulled their zords along side each other. Kelly's Minotaur zord's arms and legs tucked into it's body allowing Alice's unicorn zord to form the arms and, Martin's Hydra zord to form the Legs and weapons.

"Mythic Megazord" They chanted in unison.

Next it was Bryden, Melanie and Karly's turn.

"Wait, a minute. How do we do this?" Bryden asked.

"T.L. didn't you say these suits were supposed to teach us how to do this?" Melanie asked before anyone could answer BC's question.

"Well I'm detecting a malfunction of that nano- bot so you guys are going to have to try this manually."

"Well this is sure going to go well." Melanie sighed.

The three rangers attempted to put together their megazord on their own; yet the end result however did not match a proper zord.

"Guys I don't think this is right..." Karly murmured to her co-pilots.

"Why do we have a head for our foot?" Melanie asked.

"Guys why do you have an arm there... EWWW..." Kelly wrinkled her nose in disgust though no one could see it under the suit.

"Look just leave us behind we will figure it out." Bryden told his team mates.

"You heard him, let's go!" Martin shouted shifting the joystick forward making the legs sprint forward.

"Martin, what the hell? Slow down, we can't hit anything like this!"

"WOOOOO"

"Martin!"

"WOOOOOOOO"

"God Damn it! Seriously we are going to crash and die!"

So as Joey, Craig and Marc's megazord engaged the enemy Martin and his team could do nothing but run in circles with no chance of hitting their target. Karly, Melanie and Bryden however were still trying to figure out how to put together theirs.

"Holy craps watch where you're swinging!" Marc shouted as the Mythic megazord nearly smashed it's fist into it's ally.

"Sorry" Kelly-Ann muttered sheepishly over the com-link.

"Guys we could really use some real help here." Joey called panicked.

"Hey, what does this button do?" Karly asked aloud.

When she pressed the button; a massive laser shot out of the arm sticking out of their (almost) megazord's crotch area, blasting straight at the monster just ahead of them. The blast immediately incinerated and crumpled into a pile of ash in the street.

"Woah...That Was Awesomeness! " Karly uttered amazed at what she had done.

"Let me do it again! Let me do it again!"

"No Karly the monster is already dead." Kelly-Ann told her quietly.

"Awww... you're no fun. Fun Wrecker!"

"Good job rangers, report back to base." T.L.'s voice came in over the headset.

-BECOMING A RANGER-

"Bravo rangers you succeeded in your first zord battle despite some setbacks. We will work on fixing the suits and giving you guys some extra training but for now it is imperative you go back to your lives as they were do not let anyone know of what is transpiring here not even Artie I am aware that he is my boyfriend but you have to keep him ignorant for his own good." Tina told the rangers as they stood before their new mentors.

"Fair enough, you guys can count on us." Joey told them.

"Now that was truly the most exceptional thing ever!" Bryden proclaimed.

"Yeah I want to hit that button again!" Karly added.

"Oh, yeah definitely that was cool!"

The teens left their new underground hideout making their way to their respective homes relishing in their secret and awaiting the call for their next mission.

-BECOMING A RANGER-

"Damn! My general failed! Damn these teens they hold the god powers, we will have to eliminate them to get the powers back!" Xeos Cursed.

"Do not worry master we will eliminate them at any cost." The Nine hooded creatures whispered harshly.

"I swear that I will get those powers and when I do, I will enslave this world!" Xeos Bellowed Darkly.