BOTH

Note: From now on, at the top of each chapter, we will write who wrote the chapter. In this case, we both wrote it together. (Chapter 1 was written by Lexbro95 alone.)

TalkBubble: (takes out microphone) Ahem, is this thing on? Testing, testing 1, 2, 3… Ahem Ahem... Last time on –takes deep breath- The Demonata/Anime Fanfic of Depression, Woe and Awesomeness-

Lexbro95: -we left you off at a surprising CLIFF HANGER!!!! MUAHAHA!!

TalkBubble: But now we shall continue with the story, and COMPLETE YOUR LIVES!!!!

Lexbro95: Ahem-hem... DISCLAIMER!!

TalkBubble: We do not own-

Lexbro95: -Shugo Chara or the Demonata!! Or any other stuff!! But we do own... IKUTO!!

Ikuto: What? You don't own me, and why am I randomly here anyways?!

TalkBubble: You'll-

Lexbro95: -see!

Last chapter:

A giant blood red window appears to the side, the sounds of screams of agony and anger coming out of it, and out comes an eight-armed demon master.

End

"OH EM GEE~! It's Lord Loss~! Nippah!!" shouts TalkBubble.

"Shit! It was a trap!" shouts Grubbs.

"Well no duh braniac. You find two seemingly human girls in Lord Loss' universe. OF COURSE it's not a trap!! It CAN'T BE!!" Lexbro95 flails her arms around sarcastically.

"Seemingly human?" asks Dervish.

"Seemingly human," the two odd girls reply in unison.

"Ah, I see our guests have already been acquainted with you two," Lord Loss says to the girls. "Hello Grubistch, it's been too long," he continues creepily turning his head towards Grubbs. They both stare at one other, fire in their eyes as if daring each other to pounce first.

"Arghh!! All this tension is giving me a-"

"-headache?" as usual, Lexbro95, THE GODDESS OF FINISHING SENTENCES, finishes TalkBubble's sentence.

"Yes, let's have some snacks." Out of nowhere, TalkBubble pulls out a round table with three chairs. Then she puts some teacups and cookies on the table, along with a teapot.

"Tea?" she asks, holding out a teacup to Lord Loss and Lexbro95, with little mini anime hearts flying around her.

"HAI! With lots o'sugar enough to kill my throat! And, and don't forget the COOOOKIES!" Lexbro95 sits down and eats the cookies in one go. Lord Loss takes the teacup from TalkBubble (A/N now to be known as TB because her name is too long and annoying to spell!) and sits down in one of the chairs.

"We shall withhold the gore until later!! Mii~!" she says sweetly, also sitting down.

"Uuum... this is awkward..." says Bec.

"OOH!!! BEC!!!" shouts Lexbro95, "YOU'RE A GIRL!!! YOU GET TO SIT WITH US!!!"

"Cake?" TB holds out a piece of cake to Bec.

"What? Just because she's a girl she is your friend?" Grubbs sneers, saying 'girl' and 'friend' like he was saying 'pedophile',

"Ya, you have a problem with that?" Lexbro95 glares darkly at Grubbs, making him shiver involuntary.

"Nice one." TB smiles,

"So, I have heard you girls like to torture people," Lord Loss states, sipping from his cup of tea.

TB and Lexbro95 both look at Lord Loss happily, "Oh yeah, we looooove torturing people, it's so much fun!"

"Then what are your favorite torturing manoeuvres?" Lord Loss takes the kettle and pours more tea.

"Oh we-"

"-have lots!"

"First," starts TB, "it depends on what the person did."

"Then, by how bad it was, or how much we hate them, we decide!"

"Muahahahahaha!" they both laugh evilly while thunderstorms roar in the back round.

Everyone sweat-drops,

"But we don't torture people like you do," TB starts talking in her sweet (most likely fake) voice.

"But if we did, we know just how to torture them!" Lexbro95 smirks happily.

"Oh, like how?" Lord loss takes another sip from his tea.

"Well," the girls both say,

"First, we cut off one of their legs. Slowly,"

"And painfully, can't forget the painfulness." Lexbro95 adds.

"Then we slice off some toes off the other one,"

"That's still intact."

"Then slice off that leg."

"So he or she can't run,"

"Then we can cut off some fingers,"

"Then slice off the hand,"

"Then the arm."

"Then maybe stick some needles or pins in the other arm's fingers"

"And slice off the arm,"

"Then gouge out one eye."

"So the person can still see everything."

"Then slice the nose off."

"Then one ear,

"So they can still hear."

"And stab them-"

"-until they die!"

"Hahahahahhaha, hohohohohohoho!" the sickening girls laugh.

While the to sadistic girls laugh, everyone except Lord Loss is gawking at them, eyes wide, mouths open and can't believing that these two girls could think up such nasty things. Lord Loss on the other hand, was smiling,

"I am impressed, I didn't think such young girls could think up such fascinating ways to torture humans, I shall experiment them."

"Yaaaaaay, we impressed Lord Loss!" Lexbro95 and TalkBubble cheer.

"Sadistic Bitches," Grubbs mutters under his breath.

"Urusai, omaiwa no baka, tenne, omaiwa no okama!" both the girls scream furiously at Grubbs.

"What the hell did they just say?" Dervish points,

"You don't really want to know." Lord Loss shakes his head.

"Oh, yeah, you can understand any language, right?" Lexbro95 looks up at Lord Loss,

"Of course, I even remember Bec's language."

"Lord Loss, konbanwa, o genki desuka?" TB asks, (Lord Loss, good evening, how are you?)

"Daijoubu desu, shinpai shinaide kudasai" (I'm fine, don't worry.)

"Oooh, very nice, Lord Loss!" Lexbro95 claps, anime style.

"Why thank you, you two are very polite, unlike some pathetic humans I know." Lord Loss's voice went hard as he looked at everyone else.

Grubbs and Bec both stuck their tongues out,

"One of Bill-E's habits?" TB asks,

"Ya," Dervish, Bec and Grubbs all answer.

"Okay, I think I know a way to torture Grubbs!" TB smiles happily.

"Shh, don't tell me," Lexbro95 shushes.

"Let's ask the reviewers!" they both exclaim while Grubbs gulps.

"If there are no reviews to dare anyone,"

"Meaning mostly Grubbs," Lexbro95 adds.

"Then we will make up the dares!" Grubbs gulps again.

"You know, I would've been proud of just the fact that you love to torture humans, but the fact that you love to torture Grubistch is beyond making me proud." Lord Loss pours more of the seemingly endless tea into his cup.

"HEY!!!" Grubbs yells but they all ignore him.

"Oh, ya, I promised the fan girls of Grubbs that he would wear a skirt and makeup so…" Lexbro95 trails off and looks at Grubbs sadistically.

"You gotta be bloody kidding me!"

"Oh no, like Lord Loss-"

"-we always keep are torturing promises." TB takes out some make up out of her basket while Lexbro95 takes out a skirt.

"Oi, I thought only food and drinks came out of that basket." Lexbro95 points at the basket.

"Ya well… whatever." both girls chase Grubbs around the room while he screams stuff like, 'Get away from me!' and 'Sadistic retards!'

A few minutes of hysterical screaming later…

Everyone, even Lord Loss stifle laughs as they look at Grubbs, wearing a hot pink mini skirt with mascara, blush, lipstick and other make up things that we don't know the names of.

"I didn't know you were into cross-dressing." Beranabus chuckles slightly, talking for the second time.

"Shut the- -Bleeeeeep! The following cusses have been bleeped out for the little kids who might actually be reading this, so until GruBITCH is finished with his cussing, you can listen to this:- a mechanical women's voice says,

I'll take you home
If you don't leave me at the front door
Leave me at the front door
Your body's cold
But girl, we're getting so warm
And I was thinking of ways that I could get inside
Get inside

Tonight you're falling in love
Let me go now
This feeling's tearing me up
Here we go now

Now, if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now, if she touched like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now, if she moves like this
Will you move like that?
Come on
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it

Your lips tremble-

-asshole!"

"Wow, he swore longer then you do." TB states to Lexbro95.

"Oh yeah?" Leexbro95 takes a long breath, "FUC- *bleeeep! The following cusses have been bleeped out for the little kids who might actually be reading this, so until Lexbro95 is finished with her cussing, you can listen to this:*

But your eye's are in a straight stare
In a straight stare
We're on the bed
But your clothes are laying right there
And I was thinking of places that I could hide
I could hide

Tonight you're falling in love
Let me go now
This feeling's tearing me up
Here we go now

Now, if she does it like this
Will you do it like that?
Now, if she touched like this
Will you touch her right back?
Now, if she moves like this
Will you move like that?
Come on
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it

I saw you dancing there

couldn't get you off my mind
But I could tell, that you could tell
That I was taking my time

But I was thinking of ways
To get you staying the night
Your body's shaking
Turn me on, so I can turn off the lights-

-bastard!" Lexbro95 takes a deep breath while everyone stares at her.

"I take that back. And that mechanical women's voice gives me the creeps..."

"Oh yeah, you think you can beat me?" Grubbs challenges.

"I don't think you're in a good position to challenge people Grubbs." Bec giggles slightly looking at Grubbs' skirt again. Grubbs chose to ignore that comment.

"Hellz yeah!" Lexbro95 smirks, getting all the torturing decisions ready in her head.

Both Grubbs and Lexbro95 take deep breaths before-

"Okay, we'll see you next time on," TB starts.

"The Demonata/Anime Fanfic of Depression, Woe and Awesomness!" everyone but Lexbro95 and Grubbs shout.

Lexbro95: I can't wait to bring in all the other characters we will soon bring in!

TB: Me too! And why does the song, 'Shake it' sound so… wrong?

Lexbro95: Because it is, if you read the lyrics, and have a dirty mind!

TB: Like you. hehe... and me... :P

Lexbro95+TB: R&R and please make dares for poor unfortunate Grubbs!

JAPANESE FOR THOSE OF YOUN INTERESTED:

-Urusai, omaiwa no baka, tenne, omaiwa no okama!

-Shut Up, you're an idiot, b*ch, you're a crossdresser!!

To Be Continued.