A/N: Ahhhh! I'm so excited! Thank you so much to everyone that reviewed my story! You guys rock! I'll try my best to update this fan fic as quickly as possible so that it's not like three years since the last time I updated, because I know that I hate it when it takes an author that long to update, and I know that life gets hard to handle sometimes or something happens and it makes it nearly impossible to update, but yea…. Anyways I'll stop babbling now, because you guys are probably like "dude, get on with the story!" Haha so… On we go =)

Warnings: boy love, slutty Naruto, slightly not that sour lemons XD, no beta yet (Sorry still looking! Anyone wanna? =D), and OOC (But what kinda fan fic doesn't have some OOC XD)

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR MIDNIGHT SECRETARY!

"Talking"

"Thinking"

??? – Scene/Time Change

He Turns Them Pale And Gives Them Weak Knees

Sasuke wanted to annihilate anything and everything in his path, which was probably why when he saw a cute little kitty crossing the street on his way home, the gas pedal "mysteriously" hit the floor. Very hard. Which also resulted in him getting a $250 ticket for speeding in a neighborhood.

So when Sasuke finally made it home, he was about ready to take a chainsaw to anything that even breathed wrong. He slammed his front door unnecessarily loud, violently kicked off his shoes and not so gently placed them beside the other shoes lined in front of the door, and stomped his way into the house's living room.

"Is something wrong little brother?"

Sasuke stopped mid-step and glared towards the stairs where his "oh so wonderful" older brother, Itachi, was currently standing. Itachi was smirking a-mile-a-minute, and Sasuke could feel that-oh-so familiar vein in his temple resurface again.

"Nothing is wrong Itachi…"

"Really? Then how's the new job?" Itachi asked casually as he descended the last few stairs.

Sasuke shrugged as he followed his older brother the rest of the way into the Uchiha living room. Itachi made himself comfortable on the couch and turned on the TV as Sasuke dropped his stuff on the love seat and glared at the innocent binders and folders before joining his aniki on the couch.

"So…" Itachi ventured after a few moments of silence. "Anything you want to share?"

"No," Sasuke answered curtly, keeping his eyes trained on the TV screen.

A few more minutes of quiet.

"Are you sure?"

"Itachi…" Sasuke glared, "I'm not in the mood."

"…Fine…" Itachi finally surrendered.

But Itachi wasn't one to give up easily. So he would eventually pry the information out of his younger brother if he had to. But Itachi knew Sasuke, and by the expression on Sasuke's face, he wouldn't have to do that much prying.

"5…4…3…2…1"

"That dobe doesn't deserve to be a fucking director of any company! What he should be doing is whoring himself out to the general public! That's his calling him life! And anoth…."

Itachi smirked as Sasuke continued to rant. He was certainly glad he had a little brother that loved to rant and complain.

???

"Really now? Uzumaki-san can't be that disagreeable now can he?" Itachi asked a little shocked at how much lungpower his little brother possessed.

For the past hour and a half, Sasuke did nothing but complain about his boss' horrible habits of mixing pleasure with business so much that you couldn't tell where the business ended and the pleasure started. Sasuke ranted and ranted about how Naruto was too overly nice to everyone and was practically everyone's friend, except him.

"Yes. He is!" Sasuke answered almost ready to punch a hole in a wall. "Hasn't he ever heard of equal treatment in the office? He's nice to everyone, but me! He treats me like a fucking slave!"

"You are a secretary." Itachi commented offhandedly.

Sasuke glared at his older brother, and if looks could burn, then Itach would be a large pile of ash. Itachi just shrugged.

"He can't be that bad," Itachi restated again after another minute of silence.

"Fine. I'll admit, he's very capable in his work, but as a person he has one of the worse personalities I've ever had to work with. And he has no shame when it comes his sexual partners."

"Oh? But he seems so popular. Even the employees at my company have their eye on him," Itachi added as his brother stared at him blankly.

"I think those people just like that badass mixed with a good guy aftertaste attitude of his," Sasuke sighed turning away from his brother.

"But you know Sasuke," Itachi said as he studied his younger brother. "There is something I do agree on with Uzumaki-san."

"Hn?" Sasuke turned to face Itachi again.

"Foolish little brother. Aren't your glasses just for show? Why don't you stop wearing them and then maybe your boss will start treating you better," Itachi made a quick grab for Sasuke's large coke-bottle glasses before Sasuke had a chance to react.

With the obstructing glasses gone, someone could now clearly see Sasuke's perfect Uchiha features. A small, straight nose, beautiful onyx eyes that seemed endless, and pink tinted, plump lips that were now unconsciously pouting. All in all, Uchiha Sasuke was beautiful.

"I mean you're probably Uzumaki-san's type anyways." Sasuke glared at Itachi for his comment, and silently cursed his luck for taking after his mom more instead of his dad.

"I don't need to be Director Uzumaki's type. My face looks too much like a girl and because of that my first secretary jobs always ended with me filing a lawsuit for sexual harassment. I want to be hired because of my skill. Not because I look like a girl," Sasuke answered as his brother sighed in disappointment.

"Oh and by the way. I'll probably be coming home late from work from now on. So you can just have dinner without me."

"Why? The rumors?"

"Yes. They say that he's allergic to sunlight, but I think he just stays overtime to play with his partners till morning," Sasuke reasoned.

"If it were me I'd bail. You're a much more dedicated secretary than I am. Fine, but don't overwork yourself little brother. Remember, Mom and Father entrusted you to me." Itachi reminded shifting a little on the couch.

"Hn…" was Sasuke's answer.

Six years ago Itachi and Sasuke's parents suddenly decided that they wanted to move to America after Uchiha Corporations went bankrupt. But Sasuke was still in school and Itachi was just starting his first secretary job, so the two decided to stay behind in Japan. Itachi worked the best he could until he was the best secretary in his company, and eventually Itachi was able to earn enough money to pay off most of his father's company's debts and pay Sasuke's way through college. And even now, the only reason Sasuke was able to work at Uzumaki Co. (The most popular computer software company in all of Asia) was because Itachi had mentioned his brother several times to his superiors.

"I want to become a perfect secretary just like Itachi, so that I can pay him back for everything. I want to help make Itachi happy." Sasuke mused as he suddenly thought of his parents in America.

"Don't worry Aniki. I'll be fine," Sasuke said trying to reassure his older brother. "Because I really want to see the Director's tears of regret when he realizes what a useful employee I really am."

Itachi suddenly felt the urge to back a good ten feet away from his younger brother. Was that an evil laugh or was he just imagining things again?

???

Naruto came stomping into the office in a frenzy. Sasuke looked at the Director, a little startled by the sudden noises.

"Good morning, Director," Sasuke quickly greeted as he stood up from his desk.

"Hey Sasuke. Get ready for the meeting at…" Naruto suddenly stopped when he opened the door to his office.

Sasuke, not quick enough to stop, ran into the blond's back and quickly mumbled an apology.

Naruto looked at the office a little amazed at the cleanliness. When his eyes glanced over at his desk and to his files, he noticed that all of them were orderly filed away or stacked neatly on his desk. He walked over to his desk and started to flip through the first pages of the binder.

"Did you finish all of these?"

"Of course sir," Sasuke answered as Naruto put the binder down and flopped down into his big, leather seat. A little disappointed.

"If you would look over today's schedule," Sasuke requested shifting papers around and then handing them to Naruto. "I need your conformation."

Naruto looked the papers over then put them on his desk with the other stacks. Finally his looked up at Sasuke and Sasuke automatically straightened.

"Then put these in order. I'll need them for the meeting tomorrow." Naruto pushed a new pile of binders and folders towards Sasuke.

"Yes sir."

"And send for balance sheets for the last three years."

"Understood."

"And send something suitable to this cutie." Naruto handed a piece of paper to a very annoyed Sasuke.

"Or course…."

So with that, Naruto sent Sasuke on his way. For the rest of the day, Sasuke spent most of it in front of a computer and if he wasn't in front of a computer then he was either greeting the different business associates that went to see the director or was busily running back and forth trying to find this or that. Finally after a solid three hours of nonstop moving Sauske finally finished all of his tasks.

"You have to confirm these," Sasuke stated as he handed a stack of papers to the surprised blond. "That was the last task you needed me to do. May I retire for the day?"

Naruto nodded still a little stunned that his new secretary was able to get all that work done so quickly. Sasuke bow politely before he gathered his things and headed for the exit. But as Sasuke bowed one last time and left, he didn't notice the dark azure eyes that followed his every movement.

???

The next day was just as hectic, if not more so. Naruto was always in and out of the office like he couldn't stand to be in that place for too long. Sasuke was having difficulty planning out the blond's schedule for the next day because there was always something new popping up so fast that Naruto's schedule was changing by the hour. Seriously, Sasuke was starting to get whiplash. Plus the fact that Naruto always stay until really late at night because he was always out during the day at various meetings wasn't helping Sasuke's problem either.

"I don't know how he does it. How can he still have time to manage his stupid affairs when he barely even has enough time to sleep? As much as I hate to admit it, that's a miracle in itself. The director sure has a lot of stamina." Sasuke mused as he filed some paperwork, and occasionally glancing at the clock.

But even though Sasuke had been Naruto's secretary for a month already, he still couldn't figure out why the women and men (even some of the straight ones) still wanted to get into the blond's pants.

"Can he really make someone that happy?" Sasuke silently asked as he followed his boss out to his car. "Well… I guess I'll admit that he's handsome… But…" Sasuke shrugged as Naruto left the building and almost immediately when the blond was out from the protection of some sort of shade, an umbrella appeared over his head.

"Wow. He must really be weak to sunlight," Sasuke mused then absently wondered how he was so tan.

"I left the job of getting gifts for the men and women to you didn't I?" Naruto asked suddenly, startling Sasuke a little, "they're very popular."

"Hn." Sasuke answered as he watched Naruto warily.

"I know I told you to pick something suitable, but an accuracy of 100% is a little to high don't ya think?" Naruto asked looking at Sasuke. "How did you choose?" he added pushing down his sunglasses a little to study Sasuke's expressions better.

"I checked with all of your records for placing orders for the last years, Director," Sasuke answered, his expression completely neutral, which annoyed Naruto to no ends.

Naruto couldn't understand why no matter what he did or what he said he couldn't get a rise or even an unprofessional expression out of his new secretary. That plus the fact that Sasuke wasn't exactly his type made Naruto even more annoyed.

"It seemed that you chose your presents individually for everyone of you partners," Sasuke continued to explain. "From that, I could guess what each of them liked. Of course I was careful not to repeat any of them. Is that a problem?" Sasuke asked as Naruto pushed his sunglasses back into place and started to walk towards the car again.

"Yes that is a problem," Sasuke was about to take the binder and beat the blond over the head. "Because if you keep this up, I'll have to stand having a plain-looking secretary around me."

Sasuke suddenly felt like hugging the dobe.

"Thank you very much." Sasuke bowed a little to giddy.

Naruto grinned foxily as he waved Sasuke off and climbed into his black limo.

"Oh and another thing," Naruto pointed at Sasuke as Sasuke handed the blond his briefcase.

"At least have the decency to buy contacts."

"I'm very sorry sir," Sasuke smiling politely. "But contacts bother my eyes to much. Can't see a thing with them."

Sasuke couldn't help the smirk that spread across his lips as the black limo pulled away from the Uzumaki Co. building and most likely taking a fuming and pouting Naruto along with it.

When Naruto returned from whatever meeting he was suppose to attend, Sasuke, like the good secretary he was, greeted the blond at the door. The two walled down the hall till they reached the intersection that anyone that wanted to meet someone working in the building had to pass. Sasuke noticed a pink haired woman causing some problems for the poor brunette trying to do her job. As Sasuke and Naruto got closer to the front desk, the woman seemed to notice Naruto and charged the poor blond.

"Naruto!" she grabbed the collar of Naruto's white dress shirt. "Where were you? Were you with another woman? Another man? Why didn't you meet me?!"

"I apologize sir. I told her you were out of the office, but…" the girl at the front trailed off as she saw that her words were falling to deaf ears.

"Calm down," Naruto cooed as he leaned down to kiss the pink haired woman. "Cancel the next few appointments and take care of that data."

"Understood," Sasuke answered choosing wisely to ignore the fact that Naruto just rudely waved him off. Again.

"Great another rumor. Just what I need." Sasuke sighed mentally as he headed for the elevator.

Sasuke sighed as he closed the door of Naruto's office behind him. He started up his computer ready to work on the data. After an hour or two the phone started to ring.

"Yes? This is Uchiha."

"Call the driver."

Sasuke prepared to call the driver when the door to Naruto's private office opened, and Naruto walked out with the pink haired woman weakly holding onto the blond.

"Are you okay?" the blond director asked as held her steady.

"I'm fine. It's always like this with you…" the woman sighed as she pulled herself even closer to the blond.

Sasuke stared at the two with impatience as his foot started to tap against the tile floor making an obnoxiously loud noise.

The driver arrived fairly fast and quickly moved to take the very unstable looking woman off Naruto's hands.

"Excuse me ma'am," the driver apologized as Naruto gently transferred the woman's weight to him.

"Take care of her."

"Of course sir."

"I'll take you to the elevator." Sasuke quickly jumped in as the driver helped the woman out of the office.

"My deepest apologies," Sasuke bowed politely as the elevator doors closed.

After hearing the soft ding from the elevator, meaning that the door was completely closed and the elevator was staring its descend, Sasuke, irritated, stomped his foot childishly.

"All they did was have sex! They freaking did it until the poor girl couldn't even walk on her own two feet. We're running a company here for heaven sakes! Not some brothel!" Sasuke silently fumed as he made his way back to Naruto's office.

But as Sasuke started to walk he also started to think about the different people that Naruto regularly met with.

"Come to think of it, she looked really pale too. But really… All the woman and even the men look very pale when they go home. Is he using some weird drug on them?! But it has nothing to do with me. So I shouldn't involve myself in something unnecessary." Sasuke quickly reasoned with himself as he repositioned his large glasses.

"But what if the director is doing something illegal to them? It shouldn't be normal for people to look that pale and be that exhausted no matter how you look at it. So if the company president's son was involved in something like that… That would look bad for the president! It would ruin the company's reputation! THE COMPANY WOULD HAVE TO SHUT DOWN!!!" Sasuke started to panic and automatically think of the worst-case scenarios. "I have to save Uzumaki Corporations!"

Sasuke thought finally as he walked down the hall confidently. He just hoped that Director Uzumaki would be to busy shacking up with one of his "relations" instead of actually coming into the office tonight.

TBC…

Hahaha. I actually wanted to get all the way to where you guys could find out Naruto's secret, but it's like one o'clock, and I'm kinda tired. So I'll just have to save the juicy parts for the next chapter.

Oh and for you guys that wanted to see my lemon writing skills! (Which suck! So don't expect anything phenomenal) I am happy to say that the next chapter will have a small lemon. Though not between our favorite secretary and his boss. Sorry! :)

Oh, and the rating is probably gonna go up to M for the next chapter, so yea… Just wanted to let you guys know.

So, till next time. =)