Chapter two, holy shit your actually reading this??? Ash: *raises his hand* Chihiro: what? T_T" Ash: umm...I still don't get it Pikachu: misty will explain it Misty: BUNEARY WILL EXPLAIN! Buneary: *holding a baby Buneary & Pichu* I don't know how humans mate Chihiro: Sora will explain it, she reads lemon fanfics Sora: k Max: bye! *runs away* Ralts: wait for me! *follows max* Sora explains to Ash how people are born ect. Ash: O_o ok really sorry I asked Piplup: hey where's may & drew?? Sora: OMG!!!! POCHAMA!!!!!!!! *hugs Piplup* Chihiro: sit Sora sit T_T Dawn: WTF is a pochama, that's a Piplup Chihiro: it's the same thing pochama is just the Japanese name Hikari. Dawn: zwah???? Paul randomly walks in Paul: why the heck was I invited to this?? Brock: YOU WEREN'T NOW GET THE HELL OUT! Paul: *sees Chihiro* hello there, what's your name? Dawn: OMG Paul actually flirts Chihiro: dawn do you have a death wish??! Paul: so....you doing anything later? Chihiro: if your implying what I think your implying I'll be kicking your ass later. Paul: feisty, I like that Sora: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHINJI NO ONE LIKES YOU!!! Paul: who's shinji?? Chihiro: you Einstein Paul: u know....that girl is cute too... Sora: *pissed off now* where's the chainsaw button??????! Star: I got it, *uses shadow ball on paul* Paul explodes Everyone: YAY!!!! May & drew come back out of the bedroom May: what happened?? Chihiro: star blew up paul May: oh yay! Drew: what ever Absol: ....I like the eevee Torchic: which one? May???? Absol: yes... Dawn: well that bitch killed kenny!!! Kenny: I'm still alive ya know, just because I Got my soul eaten doesn't mean I'm dead . Everyone: O_o how the hell is that even possible???? Dawn: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! *glomps kenny* Mayvee: well he still has a soul, I just ate it ^^ May: why is your soul sucking eevee named after me?? Chihiro: cuz I like the name... Paul: and lets face it may, you suck souls Sora: WAIT DIDN'T YOU EXPLODE??? Paul: I'm back baby *winks* May: *takes out the chainsaws* DIE MOTHA FUCKA!!!!! Drew: o_O may curses?????? Sora: HELL YEAH! *turns into a charmander* Everyone: ....*looks at sora* o_O?????? Max: that is physically impossible.... Sora: ...oh yeah...we kinda lied about the Umbreon thing.... Chihiro: we're actually the children of a mew Everyone: *looks at Chihiro & sees that she's a charizard* ;-; Everyone: O_O AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they're scared u get the point) Sora: what? Everyone: YOU TWO ARE FUCKING POKEMON! WHAT THE HELL?!?!! Chihiro: T.T roar Sora: know what? How about we go home for now. Mayvee: aww but I like scaring these people 3: Chihiro: I know, its fun! Sora: c'mon, mommy & daddy are waiting for us Chihiro: why do u still call them mommy and daddy? Sora: because none of our other thousands of siblings do. And it makes them feel younger :3 Chihiro: do you remember any of our siblings names?? Sora: oh yeah, there's Kiba, Hige, Sakura, Chihiro: yeah, then there's Lisa, Jamie, Kyle, Bill Sora: oh and there's also Crystal, Jake, Amber, Edward, Belle, and Joe Chihiro: uhh I forget the twins' names.... Sora: Lilly and Rose -_- Chihiro: oh yeah..... But what's that new one's name? Sora: ...... uhm.... I don't know XP Chihiro: I think it was Hinata or Hikari or....... something! -_-" Everyone else: o.o how many siblings do you have??!!! Sora & Chihiro: we lost count at 30.....OH! And we're the oldest :3 Everyone: and how old are you?????? Sora: uhm....we're like 5,400 years old May: DANG THAT'S OLD!! Sora: not on the geologic time scale. Chihiro: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY SISTER?!! Sora: uhm...I mean....I like potatoes :3 Chihiro: it's ok Sora, I'll make you some cookies.... Hey Ash do you have any sugar? Ash: uhh- Dawn: No. He doesn't have any mewdamned sugar! It's because he is to retarded to walk to the bitchy store and get some fuc-- Chihiro & Sora: HEY! DON'T USE OUR MOTHER'S NAME IN VAIN! Drew: O_o you mother? Sora: yeah, are mommy's a mew Chihiro: and our dad's Arceus Max: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??!! Chihiro: well if you get your nose out of the books! And get your head into REALITY!!! Sora: what are you talking about? YOU NEVER STOP READING!! Chihiro: well at least I CAN READ!! Sora: hey! I DO READ! I CAN READ A 754 PAGE BOOK IN TWO DAYS!!! With breaks! Chihiro: well I finished that same book in one day! WITH NO BREAKS! Sora; OH THAT'S IT!! *transforms into a kyogre* Dawn: holy shit man D8 Sora: YES FEAR THE FREAKING KYOGRE!!!! *gets bitch slapped by groudon* END OF CHAPTER TWO! Bet who ever's reading this is thinking "THANK GOD!!" XD
