Chapter two, holy shit your actually reading this???

Ash: *raises his hand*

Chihiro: what? T_T"

Ash: umm...I still don't get it

Pikachu: misty will explain it

Misty: BUNEARY WILL EXPLAIN!

Buneary: *holding a baby Buneary & Pichu* I don't know how humans mate

Chihiro: Sora will explain it, she reads lemon fanfics

Sora: k

Max: bye! *runs away*

Ralts: wait for me! *follows max*

Sora explains to Ash how people are born ect.

Ash: O_o ok really sorry I asked

Piplup: hey where's may & drew??

Sora: OMG!!!! POCHAMA!!!!!!!! *hugs Piplup*

Chihiro: sit Sora sit T_T

Dawn: WTF is a pochama, that's a Piplup

Chihiro: it's the same thing pochama is just the Japanese name Hikari.

Dawn: zwah????

Paul randomly walks in

Paul: why the heck was I invited to this??

Brock: YOU WEREN'T NOW GET THE HELL OUT!

Paul: *sees Chihiro* hello there, what's your name?

Dawn: OMG Paul actually flirts

Chihiro: dawn do you have a death wish??!

Paul: so....you doing anything later?

Chihiro: if your implying what I think your implying I'll be kicking your ass later.

Paul: feisty, I like that

Sora: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHINJI NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!

Paul: who's shinji??

Chihiro: you Einstein

Paul: u know....that girl is cute too...

Sora: *pissed off now* where's the chainsaw button??????!

Star: I got it, *uses shadow ball on paul*

Paul explodes

Everyone: YAY!!!!

May & drew come back out of the bedroom

May: what happened??

Chihiro: star blew up paul

May: oh yay!

Drew: what ever

Absol: ....I like the eevee

Torchic: which one? May????

Absol: yes...

Dawn: well that bitch killed kenny!!!

Kenny: I'm still alive ya know, just because I Got my soul eaten doesn't mean I'm dead .

Everyone: O_o how the hell is that even possible????

Dawn: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! *glomps kenny*

Mayvee: well he still has a soul, I just ate it ^^

May: why is your soul sucking eevee named after me??

Chihiro: cuz I like the name...

Paul: and lets face it may, you suck souls

Sora: WAIT DIDN'T YOU EXPLODE???

Paul: I'm back baby *winks*

May: *takes out the chainsaws* DIE MOTHA FUCKA!!!!!

Drew: o_O may curses??????

Sora: HELL YEAH! *turns into a charmander*

Everyone: ....*looks at sora* o_O??????

Max: that is physically impossible....

Sora: ...oh yeah...we kinda lied about the Umbreon thing....

Chihiro: we're actually the children of a mew

Everyone: *looks at Chihiro & sees that she's a charizard* ;-;

Everyone: O_O AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they're scared u get the point)

Sora: what?

Everyone: YOU TWO ARE FUCKING POKEMON! WHAT THE HELL?!?!!

Chihiro: T.T roar

Sora: know what? How about we go home for now.

Mayvee: aww but I like scaring these people 3:

Chihiro: I know, its fun!

Sora: c'mon, mommy & daddy are waiting for us

Chihiro: why do u still call them mommy and daddy?

Sora: because none of our other thousands of siblings do. And it makes them feel younger :3

Chihiro: do you remember any of our siblings names??

Sora: oh yeah, there's Kiba, Hige, Sakura,

Chihiro: yeah, then there's Lisa, Jamie, Kyle, Bill

Sora: oh and there's also Crystal, Jake, Amber, Edward, Belle, and Joe

Chihiro: uhh I forget the twins' names....

Sora: Lilly and Rose -_-

Chihiro: oh yeah..... But what's that new one's name?

Sora: ...... uhm.... I don't know XP

Chihiro: I think it was Hinata or Hikari or....... something! -_-"

Everyone else: o.o how many siblings do you have??!!!

Sora & Chihiro: we lost count at 30.....OH! And we're the oldest :3

Everyone: and how old are you??????

Sora: uhm....we're like 5,400 years old

May: DANG THAT'S OLD!!

Sora: not on the geologic time scale.

Chihiro: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY SISTER?!!

Sora: uhm...I mean....I like potatoes :3

Chihiro: it's ok Sora, I'll make you some cookies.... Hey Ash do you have any sugar?

Ash: uhh-

Dawn: No. He doesn't have any mewdamned sugar! It's because he is to retarded to walk to the bitchy store and get some fuc--

Chihiro & Sora: HEY! DON'T USE OUR MOTHER'S NAME IN VAIN!

Drew: O_o you mother?

Sora: yeah, are mommy's a mew

Chihiro: and our dad's Arceus

Max: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??!!

Chihiro: well if you get your nose out of the books! And get your head into REALITY!!!

Sora: what are you talking about? YOU NEVER STOP READING!!

Chihiro: well at least I CAN READ!!

Sora: hey! I DO READ! I CAN READ A 754 PAGE BOOK IN TWO DAYS!!! With breaks!

Chihiro: well I finished that same book in one day! WITH NO BREAKS!

Sora; OH THAT'S IT!! *transforms into a kyogre*

Dawn: holy shit man D8

Sora: YES FEAR THE FREAKING KYOGRE!!!! *gets bitch slapped by groudon*

END OF CHAPTER TWO!

Bet who ever's reading this is thinking "THANK GOD!!" XD