Chapter two- pirates? Not likely
The Canadian struggled to get up as he found himself in a completely different outfit from when he fell. He now wore light blue pants with a similar colored button up shirt a dark blue vest and and a white one that over it that dipped low. "Uhm.. im Matthieu, where am I?" The rabbit's eyes widened in shock before he gave off a smirk and a disturbing laugh. "Why, youre in Wonderland of course little birdy." "And where exactly is wonderland?" A ringing sound interrupted them before the rabbit answered. He pulled a phone from his pocket and checked it. "Shieße! West will kill me if I'm late again" he put his phone into his pocket and with a smirk ran out of the room and down the hall. "Wait! I need to know how to get back!" Yelled the Canadian as he ran after the rabbit only to loose him behind a small door.
Matthieu opened the door that revealed an ocean with a small boat tied up near the door. 'How strange, where did he go?' He thought to himself. "Drink from the vile to get on the boat!" A voice pulled him from his thoughts. He looked around but saw noone in sight. "Down here, in the boat!" It yelled again. "Oye bastard dont just invite strangers onto the ship!" Another voice hissed at the first. He took a closer look and indeed there were four people in weird costumes in the boat looking at him. A tan man dressed as a dodo pointed behind him towards the table. "Drink from the vile, and dont forget to bring the key." "O-oh, yes." Matthieu took the key from the table and putit into his pocket while picking up the vile and examining it. Can he really trust them? He took a sip anyways deciding it was worth the risk. "Taste like ma-AAPLE!" He yelled the last sentence as shrank so suddenly. He looked over to the boat where the dodo motioned for him to get on before setting sail again.
Matthieu looked at the strange four in costumes. Another tan man looked normal aside from a green lizard tail yet scowled at him angrily. A sweet looking girl dressed in green and a turtle shell smiled sweetly at him while another tall blonde man in a fish oufit worked behind her. "Hola! Im captain Antonio of this ship, this my crew: Lovino, Bella, and Ned. We are pirates! What's your name?" Asked the dodo patting him on the back. 'Them? Pirates? Not likely' he thought to himself. "Im Matthieu, and I need to know how to leave here, can you please tell me how?" "Just jump off the boat," scoffed the lizard. "Lovi, be nice to Mattie." Bella replied to the grumpy lizard. "Leave wonderland? I don't know how. Oh my amigo Gilbert must know though." The dodo told the Canadian. "Oh dio, dont bring around that albino rabbit anymore, that bastard is too egoistic." Whined Lovino.
"The rabbit. You know him? Please tell me where to find him."
"Hold it, blondie. We dont give out free information. Its going to cost you" retorded the grumpy lizard.
"I dont have any money on me, I'm sorry. "
The dodo laughed lightly. "We dont want money, we want the key, you did bring it right?"
The Canadian took the key out of his pocket and the lizard took it. He ran towards a chest and the rest of the crew followed. Lovino opened the chest and stared in awe at the treasure inside as the others looked amazed as well. Matthieu got closer to see what was inside only to see, "...tomatoes?" The lizard held one up as the rest of the crew cheered. What. Is. Going. On. "Lovi, look at the tomatoes! Que buenisimo!" Shouted Antonio as he swung the lizard in the air. The lizard smiled as he took big bites out of the red fruit. "Okay bastard we'll drop you off at the rabbit's house."
Soon enough the boat stopped next to a beach and helped Canada off the boat. Antonio hugged him hard before kissing him on the cheek. "Gracias mucho Mattie, mi tomate looks so happy now thanks to you." Canada blushed as Lovino smacked the back of Antonios head. "When you get in the woods just follow the signs, bastard. Ciao." Matthieu yelled a thanks asthe crew waved him goodbye and sailed off. 'What a weird bunch' he thought as he walked into the woods.
