Disclaimer I don't own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ Media do, Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto, Rated R Lemon
Thanks to an accident, Naruto's female fox and Kagome's male fox switch bodies. In addition, the crap hit's the fan in hilarious ways. Crossover Inuyasha/Naruto, complete one shot, Naruto/Kag
Fox Switch 2
By Raven 2010, Oct 8 2011
Prank wars, bombs away, new girl
It was a day like any other day, the usual prank war, today's target was kakashi, and poor unsuspecting Kakashi entered the classroom and said good morning. The second he sat down not only did his chair collapse, but a dye bomb exploded coloring Kakashi bright neon hot pink, the dye bomb had something extra in it that wasn't known until a skunk like odor filled the classroom
"Hey sensei next time you gotta let one rip would go to the bathroom, or tell us so we can leave the classroom first?" Naruto teased
"Really" how about I take your precious jewel away from you" Kakashi shot back
"Now, now, now teach don't get your skirt in a twist. My sausage and meatballs are off limits"
"Why it wasn't your jewels I was referring to. Ramen, no ramen for the next three months" Kakashi said
"But Kakashi Sensei you can't do that I'll die. That's going overboard on the punishment"
'Now Naruto I'm being kind, and do not even think of sneaking off to try and get any ramen because from now on you will be being watched around the clock" got it?
"Nooo" pretty please? I'll be a good boy"
"Cough pussy cough" Sasuke ragged
"Naruto? Kakashi called
"Yes Kakashi sensei? Naruto answered
"I am to tired to care, and to bored to waste my time"
"Wh, what? Puzzled Naruto queried
'Yes I know you are expecting your usual chase but you can forget it"
"Oh shit" the rest of the students thought
Over the next few days just as Kakashi had promised he made sure Naruto's every attempt to obtain ramen was thwarted, Naruto was going totally insane with want for ramen. Yes Kakashi was the cat toying with the poor mouse before moving in for the kill, watching his favorite little he devil squirm was just to much fun, Naruto was on pins and needles all day, and practically squirming in his seat, class ended and all left
The following day Naruto waited for hours, snuck off, and somehow managed to get hold of ramen, so wrapped up in his victory was he that he had no idea he was being watched by eager eyes. Naruto sat down, licked his lips in anticipation, and sat the lidded bowl down on the table, he looked around as if to make sure no one was around to catch him, after all he still had time to go on Kakashi's punishment until his no ramen sentence ended
Eagerly Naruto pulled the lid back and saw worms in place of his ramen, then out popped small snakes "Ahhhhhhhhh" he screamed, many of the snakes landed on him and swiftly made their way under his clothes "Nooooooo, get out, leave me alone, go away"
"Told you no ramen for three months" Kakashi voice rang
"Youuuuuuu suck" Naruto bit "Rotten geezer"
"There, there naughty fox don't carry on so" Kakashi teased "You need to have patience"
"Screw you dill hole" Naruto responded "I hate you, I hope your damn banana tree falls off"
"Hey Ruto want some garlic with that snake worm ramen? Kiba ragged
"Wow some guys will eat anything" Neji teased
"Well Naruto always was a freak" Jiraiya needled "Although they do say snake meat is good"
"All of you can kiss my sweet ass" Naruto snapped
"Sorry bud I only kiss girl ass" Sasuke razzed
"Snakes hah? Naruto said, in a flash Naruto formed an energy ball in his hand, smiling evilly. Next Kakashi was getting chased "Bastard here is a snake you will never forget"
"Shit" Kakashi exclaimed, he shrieked when an energy ball hit his ass
"Ah don't be such a pussy" Naruto teased, and the two disappeared
New student Kagome arrived, and was brought to Kakashi's classroom by Jiraiya to start her first day of school, all eyes were upon them "Alright you criminals this is our new student Kagome Higurashi. Kagome these are the criminals aka your classmates" Jiraiya joked
"Booooooo" was they're reply
"Hey Jiraya know what's criminal, your face?" Kiba wisecracked
"Hi Kagome" they greeted smiling sweetly, many of the boys winked
"All the rovers are at attention" Kakashi joked
"Poor girl" Sakura thought
"Kagome pick a seat any one you want" Kakashi told her
"Thank you sensei" she replied, then took a seat three rows from the front
Since it was later in the day when she arrived a few brief moments had passed and it was lunchtime, the bell rang "Kagome stick with me I'll show you around" Sakura said
"Thanks" Kagome answered
As the girls left and headed out for lunch "Hey where the hell's Naruto? Sasuke asked
"He had to make a run to the next village. No doubt he stopped for his favorite thing" Neji answered
The students sat eating and Naruto walked in, stopped and looked for his friends, but found someone extra "Gulp, who's she?" he thought when he caught sight of Kagome "Wow and a miko to"
"Ruto get your ass over" or do I have to drag you over here? Sakura teased
"Ah shut up old lady" Naruto wisecracked, then made his way over to sit with them
"Naruto this is Kagome" Sakura introduced
"Hi" Naruto greeted
"Hi Naruto" Kagome replied
"Welcome to our school" Naruto said while seating himself next to her
"Kagome let me warn you Naruto is our resident ramen fiend. I swear he lives on the stuff" Sakura told her
"Hey I eat other things to, you know" Naruto indignantly responded
"Really? I know someone like that to. Sometimes I think he eats it in his sleep" Kagome joked "It'd be fun to get them together"
"Oh no I don't need competition" Naruto said "But in the end I'd win" Naruto opened his milk carton and was sprayed with bright red dyed soaking him "Kakashiiiiiii" he screamed
"You called?
"Your dead" Naruto replied, then the chase started
"What's that all about? Asked Kagome
"The other day before you came here Naruto booby trapped Kakashi sensei's chair, when he sat down it collapsed under him. But that was not all he also sat on a combo stink and dye bomb, the classroom was rank. Our Naruto's gift to him" Sakura explained
"Yup now it's an all out practical joke war" Neji told her
"Ah ha' Naruto never learns because for every one trick he plays on Kakashi, Kakashi plays three on him" Kiba explained
"Yep, Naruto played three pranks in one, so that means that Kakashi has seven more to go" Sasuke
"Ouch major prank pain" Kagome joked
"Know what the best part is we get to watch the fun" said smiling evilly Sakura
Over the next few days Naruto and Kagome became closer. It was obvious that he really liked her, he even became calmer, and quieter "Kagome I want to ask you something" Naruto said
"Okay go ahead"
"How old are you? He asked
"Eighteen" and you?
"Fifteen" she was wide eyed "Just kidding, I'm really nineteen"
"Phew" she thought
"Why so worried? He teased
"Oh nothing" she answered
"Ah ha" Naruto replied, he had a suspicion
Kagome was about to speak then felt his lips on hers, shocked Kagome mentally gasped, then, then relaxed and kissed him back, she did not protest when his tongue found it's way into her mouth and brushed against hers. She cupped his face in her hands then one slipped behind his head, and the other around the back of his neck pulling him into her. His hands that were around her waist pulled her against him, then his strong arms pulled her into his lap, after a long make out session the two pulled apart
"Wow" Kagome exclaimed
"More" Naruto said, after a few more minutes of kissing they pulled apart for a break "So that's why you looked so panicky when I said I was fifteen. Because you like me" hah? He teased
"Well it would be child molestation" you know? And eighteen year old with a fifteen year old" she replied "And you liked me first" she teased
"If that were the case we could have kept our forbidden love a secret" he teased
"You are a sick boy" Kagome joked
"That's what everyone keeps telling me, hehehe" he said and went back to kissing her
"Oh this is just to good to pass up" Jiraiya said "Get you lips of my daughter boy"
"Gasp, haha, what?" Naruto exclaimed immediately after pulling back
"We weren't doing anything wrong" Naruto defended, then looked "Pervy sage aren't you supposed to be out perverting poor unsuspecting defenseless women?
"Sorry kid nothings better then this" Jiraiya replied with a big devious smile
"Killing you would be better" Naruto said
"Okay, okay later brat" Jiraiya left
"Now where were we? Naruto teased then started kissing's neck working his way up earning him a small moan "Knew you'd like that" next they were making out again
Click, click was heard, Naruto quickly withdrew his lips from Kagome's, turned his head and looked "Say cheese" Kakashi said
There was Jiraiya, Kakashi, Tsunade, and a few others taking pictures of the love birds in action "Don't you bunch of pervs have anything else to do? Jeez cant a guy have a private moment around here? Naruto scolded
"I love you truly, truly dear I will always be with you have no fear" they teasingly sang
"Tell me do you like bowling? Naruto asked
"What? They asked, wondering why in this situation he asked about bowling
They found out why fast when a big sparking energy ball left Naruto's hand and headed straight for them. As it rolled across the ground and neared them they ran like hell "Strike" Naruto gloatingly exclaimed "Aw what nice bowling ball pins, pity they didn't want to stay still long enough for the strike"
"Whoa, energy ball bowling that's new" surprised Kagome said
"I know awesome" hah? And my first time to, hehehe" Kagome started kissing his neck "Damn" he said "Kagome wanna be my girlfriend? He was kind of nervous
Her lips left his neck, and eyes locked onto his "Yup" her lips found his, and tongue went into his mouth "Mmmmm" she moaned
Kagome, and Naruto's foxes
Shima
"It's about freaking time"
Ryo
"Are you kidding the boy is ready to bone her brains out right now"
Shima
"Moaning but no boning" she wisecracked
Ryo
"Jeez, your worse the males" don't you believe in romance? What about foreplay? He teased
Shima
"Since when did you become mister morality"
Ryo
"Why I've always been moral, and very oral"
Shima
"Lecherous fox"
Ryo
"Horny vixen, Hehehe" need boning lessons do we? He ragged
New magic, witches brew, rat chases cat, switched
One of the village healers Kaname who worked with many herbs, potions, and magic had by accident discovered that a certain powder mixture made souls switch bodies. When a cat was chasing a rat bumped into the table it knocked over three powders that spilled mixing it went flying coating the cat and rat causing their souls to switch bodies. Then the rat hissed like a cat, and began chasing the squeaking like a rat cat, Kaname laughed his ass off about that part, once they were gone, he carefully began cleaning up the mess
As the rat chased the cat meowing Naruto thought he was going nuts and rubbed his eyes "Hey pervy sage am I really seeing that? A rat and meowing and chasing a cat? Oh man I haven't had sake and I'm hallucinating"
"No Naruto my boy it's real alright, and thanks because seeing that for a minute a thought I was losing my mind" Jiraiya answered
"You can't lose what you lost that years ago, hehehe" Naruto ragged
"Keep it up and you'll lose your life" Jiraiya wisecracked "But seriously look whose home they ran out of"
"Kaname's"
"Right he's created something new either by accident or on purpose" Jiraiya stated
"Oh great just what we need another nut case creating creepy shit"
"Kid this is one time I agree with you whole heartedly" Jiraiya said
"Not only that if grandma Tsunade finds out I wouldn't give you a nickel for Kaname's life"
"Well this means were going to have to tell her and the hokage's about it" Jiraiya stated "I'm sure half of the village or more has seen the meowing rat chasing the squeaking cat by now"
"Yup, your right. But you gotta admit it is freaking hilarious, hehehe"
Naruto and Jiraiya went to Kaname's door, Jiraiya knocked, Kaname answered, "Oh don't tell me you saw the meowing rat chasing the cat"
"Yup Naruto, and Jiraiya answered
"Hehehe, but it is freaking hilarious" Naruto commented, Kanade invited them in and told them the whole story
Kaname agreed that they should tell the Hokage's about this new discovery. So Naruto, and Jiraiya helped Kaname finish cleaning up. Afterward they all headed to the Hokage's and told them, Tsunade almost had a heart attack and a stroke hearing about the new development. Kaname had brought what was left of his accidental creation and was showing them the powder, then a knock was heard at the door of Sarutobi's office
"Enter" Sarutobi said
The door opened and in stepped Kagome, the second her eyes fell upon Naruto a dreamy look filled them "Hi everyone" she greeted "Sarutobi Shizune sent me to tell you" she started but was cut off
As a meowing rat chasing a squeaking cat entered startling everyone, and causing Kaname to jump sending the powder flying, it landed on Kagome, and Naruto. As a strange feeling took over faster then you could blink the two foxes exited Kagome, and Naruto's body's and were hovering over them, Kagome's fox Shima went into Naruto, and Naruto's fox Ryo went into Kagome it all happened so fast it was almost as though it wasn't real
"Uh oh" Tsunade exclaimed
Foxes
Shima
"Oh fuck I'm in a boy, I'm stuck in a boy" why fucking me?
Ryo
"What are you whining about? Tits, I've got tits, and that hairy thing below. I love females but I don't want to be one" oh why?
Shima
"Oh like being a girl with a dick is a frigging picnic"
Ryo
"This has got to be against the laws of nature"
Shima
"Well duh"
Ryo
"Oh I just remembered now I'm gonna have to pee sitting down, my life is over"
Shima
"Drama queen"
"Oh man" what the hell? Naruto said with his hand on his head
"I fell like something's missing" Kagome exclaimed
"Your foxes have switched bodies" Kakashi told them
"Come again? Naruto replied
"You now have Kagome's fox, and she has yours" Jiraiya answered
"So I got a girl fox, and she got the boy fox. Damn this shits to freaky" Naruto said "Wonder what Ryo thinks about that?
"I can hear him in my head poor things not to happy" Kagome said
"Yeah and yours is a real wise ass" Naruto said "She mentioned something about me getting a sex change operation, not gonna happen. And having to pee standing up, well that part was funny"
"Well congratulations Kagome you've met and have Ryo. And Naruto you've met and have Shima" Jiraiya told them
"Yep, and Shima is a fun loving, pranking hot head. And Ryo is a fun loving and mellow, mellow. And each inherited and carries some of the traits of their vessels. You and Naruto" Kakashi explained
"Aw Ryo's a good kid" Kagome teased "And does that mean I'm going to become a ramen fiend to?
Ryo
"Ooo thank you, thank you, thank you. I love you already" he told Kagome
"Oh great so I get the Shima the nut buster. Peachy freaking keen" Naruto said
"Shima
"No I won't bust them I'll just rip them off for you" want to start now?
"Man Shima is a pain, already she's starting up" Naruto said "Hey wait a minute" does that mean I'm gonna want cherries, cause Kagome eats those things like candy?"
"Possibly" Tsunade answered "Among other things"
"Oh I'm not even going to ask, I am afraid to" Naruto said. Over the next few days Naruto had personality changes, as did Kagome, among other things
The new student, ramen wars
"Well I think you'll like it here" Kakashi told the new student
"We'll see" he answered with a sly cocky smirk
"Okay I'll take you to your class now," Tsunade said
"Lead the way boss lady" the new male student teased, and saluted as if in the army
When they arrived, Tsunade opened the door, they entered Kakashi's classroom, walked to the front of the class, and she quickly gave Kakashi the information about his new pupil "Class this is our new student Inuyasha Taisho. Welcome Inuyasha" Kakashi said
"Hey dog" Naruto teased
"Sniff, hey fox" Inuyasha joked
"Be nice Naruto you know they say dogs eat little foxes" Sasuke razzed
"Woof, pant, pant" Kiba played along
Then Inuyasha heard a voice he would never forger in a million years "Yasha being a good boy, are we?
"Kagome?
"The one and only"
"Damn wench when did you get here?
"I've been here since school started" Kagome answered
"Nice way to keep a guy informed" he teased
"Aw" did fluffykins miss his wittle Kagsy? Kagome ragged, he hated this new name
"Gods damn it wench" what's gotten into you? Inuyasha barked "And I ain't fluffy"
"Something good. Ooo so good and I need it every night" Kagome ragged in a suggestive way
"Ooooooo" the rest of the class exclaimed
"Cough, cough" wha, what the fuck? Inuyasha asked choking with shock no this was not the old Kagome he knew
"Oh don't be such a freaking virgin, Jeez Yash lighten up" Kagome teased
"Kagome what the hell happened to you. What's gotten into you?
"Ah hah" Ryo carried some of Naruto's traits, and personality into Kagome" Tsunade whispered to Jiraiya, and Kakashi "And it seems some of his raunchiness as well"
"Oh this is going to be fun" Kakashi replied
"A female Naruto" smirking Jiraiya added
"You want to know Inuyasha" Kagome answered way to innocently "Rock me baby rock me all night long, rock me baby till we see the break of dawn. If loving you isn't right then baby I want to be wrong" she sang
"Cough, holy cough shit" Naruto got out "Shit that's something I'd do. Ryo must have carried some of me into her" he thought
"Whoa" the rest of the class exclaimed
"Shit I think she is almost worse then Naruto" grinning Tsunade said
"Oh my gods this is better and far more then I expected" Jiraiya stated
"Holy fucking shit your worse then Miroku. He's an angel compared to you" wide eyed Inuyasha said
"Bring him here and I'll give him some lessons" Kagome replied with a smirk
"Oh, oh I cannot believe this" flushed faced bent over the top of his desk with his head face down on his folded arms Inuyasha said "Sniff, sniff you've got a strange kyuubi in you"
"Oh Ryo he's my best bud" Kagome answered
"Where the hell's Shima" don't tell me you have two of them now?
"Ah, she is in me now" Naruto told him
"What, how the hell did that happen? Inuyasha questioned. Naruto quickly told him everything "Oh man I feel for you bro, Shima is a fucking holy terror, start drinking now dude your gonna need it"
Ramen wars, meet the new trainer
3 days had passed and during lunch time at school, noting the look on they're faces "Here we go Inuyasha's already had 5 cups" Kagome said
"Yup, and Naruto has eaten 5 to" Sakura added "And there's just one left
"Jeez between them those two eat enough to feed an army" Jiraiya stated
"You know I never thought I'd see the day when Someone was as big a ramen fiend as Naruto. I swear those two would walk over hell fire, and battle the devil for ramen" Tsunade joked
There was one last cup of ramen, and two ramen fiends with the same thought in mind both reached for it, and that is when their hands came into contact. Both heads turned blue and gold eyes crossed like swords as they glared daggers at one another, then two snarls were heard, it remained a silent glaring contest for a few long seconds, neither willing to yield
"Listen you I was here first so that means it's mine" Naruto bit
"Yeah as if I give a shit," Inuyasha retorted
"Look dog boy I was in this school long before you came here"
"Too bad fox pup it's mine" Inuyasha wisecracked
"I'm not a pup, flea trap" Naruto insulted
'Huh, like I give a rat's ass, because I don't. Now shut up, back off, and let go of my ramen so I won't have to hurt you"
"You will when I brain ya, you stupid mutt" Isn't there a law against flea carrying dogs in this school? Naruto shot back
"I know there's one against rabid foxes" Inuyasha retorted
Then "Hey" Naruto, and Inuyasha exclaimed when the ramen cup was pulled away from them
"Thanks boys" Jiraiya exclaimed
"Pervy sage" Naruto said
"Hentai sensei" Inuyasha bit the same time as Naruto spoke
"Give it back" Naruto, and Inuyasha said in the same breath
"Let's kill him," Naruto yelled
"Now you die" Inuyasha, and Naruto said in unison, and were about to chase they're shared target
Then "What the? Jiraiya started when the cup was snatched from him
"Thanks Jiraiya" Tsunade said with a devious smirk
"Aw come on grandma Tsunade," Naruto said
"Hey hag give it back" Inuyasha griped
"Come and get it" Tsunade answered, then turned to run
"You coming? Inuyasha asked
"Pass" Naruto replied
"Suit yourself chicken" Inuyasha said, then started to give chase
"Hehehe, poor dumb bastard" Kakashi commented
"Kagome lets go watch the fun" Sakura exclaimed
"Yeah Inuyasha is so screwed" Kagome answered "I have got to see this"
"Dead dog giving chase" Sasuke joked
They all followed the chasing hanyou and fleeing Tsunade "Get back here with my ramen hag" Inuyasha wisecracked
"Nope your going to have to work for it like all the other dogs, don't be such a lazy puppy" Tsunade needled
"I'm not a fucking puppy" he griped, then when he started catching up to her lunged
"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Here it comes I can hardly wait, dog boy does not know what he's in for" Naruto gloated "Man even I won't screw with grandma Tsunade"
"Yeah or who he's dealing with" Sasuke added
"Now I'll show you what a puppy I'm not" Inuyasha cockily stated
"Shit he shouldn't have done that" Kagome said
"Show me you say" Tsunade replied "Bring it kitten" she ragged knowing the cat reference would drive him nuts
"Damn you wench" Inuyasha barked
In a split second and all at the same time Tsunade abruptly stopped, hit the ground with her fist, the ground opened up, and Inuyasha who was still charging at her didn't have time to stop and fell in. Inuyasha shrieked as he fell in Naruto was smiling from ear to ear, laughter could be heard, as the fuming hanyou seethed in his hole, Tsunade looked down she had another treat for him
"Here you've been a good puppy so here's your ramen"
"I already told ya I am not a fucking pup" he started but stopped when it dawned on him "You, you mean it, your gonna really let me have the ramen after all? Full of hope Inuyasha said
"Oh poor sucker" Naruto exclaimed
"Sure" why not? Kid you gave a good chase, and your behaving, so what the hell" Tsunade answered then handed him the cup
"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you" Inuyasha replied as he took the cup
"Hehehe, here we go" Kakashi said
In a second the cup was snatched from his hand "What the fuck? Inuyasha snapped then looked up to see the culprit
"Slurp, Thank you little brother" said smirking Sesshoumaru after swiftly gulping down Inuyasha's cherished ramen
"Sesshoumaru you dirty striped bastard, I'll kill you" Inuyasha yelled
"Striped I may be but dirty I am not" he ragged
"I am going to fucking kill you, you can believe it" Inuyasha snapped
"And you have promised to do so for over 500 years now, and have yet to succeed" why is that? Explain" Sesshoumaru happily tormented
"Yeah don't worry when I get out of this hole I'll make good on it once and for all. So make out your will, pray, and start making funeral plans genius"
"So you say, but after all these years I've grown tired of your unfulfilled promises" Sesshoumaru ragged "Oh I feel so cheated"
"Oh he's good" Sakura said
"Damn he's almost like a male version of Tsunade, only calmer with a cool demeanor" Sasuke commented
"Yup best part is Sesshoumaru is his big brother" Kagome told her friends
"Man talk about major burn" Kiba said
"Fuck" why couldn't I have been an only child? Inuyasha complained
"I have often asked myself that same question" Sesshoumaru replied
"Hey when did this Sesshoumaru guy get here? Naruto asked "I like him already"
"Early this morning while you were all still asleep" Kakashi answered "He is one of the new trainers"
"Well then boys you will have a front row seat to all the action, Because Inuyasha never knows when to quit. And Sesshoumaru is relentless when he's in revenge mode" Kagome told them
"Hey maybe he and grandma Tsunade can work together man that'd be great" smiling evilly Naruto said
"I say lets place bets on it" Sakura suggested "I bet Tsunade crushes our dog"
"I bet grandma Tsunade, and Sesshoumaru working together totally destroy him, hehehe" laughing Naruto said
Each one bet fifty dollars for their side, half with Sakura, the other half with Naruto "Where I am the elected treasurer of this lovely little wager I will hold the money. When it is over the winners will divide the money among yourselves, I will not be partaking in the betting but will say I hope Sesshoumaru, and Tsunade crush him" Jiraiya stated
"Why pervy sage you little devil, Ruto wuvs you to pieces" Naruto joked
She's mine now, let the battle begin
A week later during class "Oh yeah, well you'd make a good fox dust mop" Inuyasha replied
"Really with all that hair your head would make a great toilet scrub brush" Naruto shot back
"With that bush you call hair you look like a freaking blue eyed troll doll"
"Hah you are one to talk princess, with all that hair you've got we should call you Sukiyasha. Hey I know some really cute guys who'd love a bitchy girl like you" Naruto taunted
"Up yours Kannaruto" Inuyasha retorted
Sasuke wanted to have some fun so he swiftly put Kagome over his shoulder "She's mine now" he teased, then ran
"Sasukeeeeeee" Naruto screamed, hopped over his desk and chased Sasuke
When Sasuke, and Kagome came back and reentered the classroom Sasuke's face along with his heart dropped "Hey get your trampy ass off of, and keep your hands off my Sasuke" Ino snapped, Inuyasha, and Naruto growled
"Shut up" Sasuke snapped "I'm not yours, never will be" he set Kagome down at the same time
"Who the hell are you? Kagome bit
"That's Ino pig" Sakura answered "Ino but she's such a bitch I just call her Ino Pig, Oink, oink, oink. And she thinks Sasuke is hers"
"You know the minute a guy sees your face his glorious hard on dies and his poor scared dick goes limp" Kagome shot back
"Ouch that bites" Jiraiya said
"Your so ugly no one wants your stupid ass that's why your after my Sasuke" Inu snapped
"Really and when guys that have been in prison for ten yeas and are extremely horny after not getting any for so long see you they go impotent for life. Since you cant get the pole you can always lick the hole" Kagome insulted
"Cough, cough" Kakashi almost choked on the water he was drinking
"Wow she really has changed from that fox switching thing" Inuyasha told Sakura "Man that Ino chick don't know what she is in for"
"Hey dog ears keep your nose out of it, and your mouth shut" Inu said, not knowing who she was screwing with, cause unlike Kagome Inuyasha was nasty all on his own without any switching
"Bitch I would not let you polish my knob if ya paid me all the money in Japan" Inuyasha shot back
Flaming red faced Ino started "Why yo" but was cut off
"After Sasuke hah" Naruto said
In a flash Kagome was in Naruto's arms being passionately kissed, and her arms immediately went around him while kissing him back. Knowing Ino was Intently watching them to drive yet another nail in her coffin Naruto slipped his hands down and held on to Kagome's butt. Inuyasha smirked and mentally laughed his ass off, then a round of applause rang throughout the classroom, Naruto scented Kagome's intense arousal he pulled his lips from Kagome's
"Do I look like Sasuke, you dumb broad?" I'm the only one she's after" Naruto bit, gave Ino the finger, picked Kagome up, then took off for parts unknown
"Ha, ha, ha" Sasuke said
Fury's passion
Foxes
Shima
"Are you ready? She teased
Ryo
"I'm ready if you are"
Shima
"You dirty dog you"
Ryo
"Woof, woof baby"
Lemon starts
To far gone because their bestial sides had taken over, raw savage instinct called to and ruled them mind body and soul, neither could take anymore and could not wait any longer. Naruto spotted and stopped near an empty office, he opened the door, went in , shut and locked the door behind him. Next he sat Kagome on the desk kissed her his hands traveled beneath her shirt and explored her heated body, while his tongue danced with hers in a burning kiss
Kagome's hands slipped up under his shirt exploring his hard muscular chest, then she slid them down his back into his pants and groped his ass, after a few seconds she slipped one down into the front of his pants and took hold of his shaft he groaned. Next thing he knew his shirt was pulled over his head and gone, then she started removing his pants, before he knew it his underwear and pants were down, freeing his large hardened rod
Before Kagome knew what hit her, her clothes were gone, Naruto continued kissing her, and at the same time groped her breasts, her legs wrapped around him pulling him to her. Naruto laid her back and made sure her butt was near the edge of the desk. He rubbed his length against her nether region driving her crazy and making her blood boil, both felt surrounded by flames it was their foxes fire, they were sweating from the intense heat
Naruto pulled his lips from Kagome's and all at the same time looked deep into her eyes "Kagome I love you" while sheathing himself fully inside her
Though it was her fist time she felt no pain only a faint pressure at the loss of her virgin veil "I love you to Naruto"
He began moving "Kagome" he exclaimed from the feel of her so tightly wrapped around him
"Yes Naruto yes"
He took her lips in another hungry kiss, both learned kissing while love making made them even hornier and he felt how wet she had become nearly soaking his shaft. In no time it started Kagome arched her back and tightened around him like a vice, she hung on as if for dear life, and wildly thrust up into him, tore her lips from his then
"Yes Naruto fuck me harder"
"Hell yes" he replied "Shit you make me so hard I almost can't stand it"
"Oh Narutooooo" she called out her first male given orgasm, many more followed
The heat of the foxes fire intensified, they no longer saw the room they were in only the wall of flames surrounding them "Ah Ka, Kagome"
The second their climaxes had begun simultaneously they bit the crook of each others necks on the left side forever marking them as mates. And their foxes switched bodies again this time returning to their regular vessel. Shima, and Ryo also marked each other in the midst of mating. The flames finally diminished and died out, the fever within Naruto, and Kagome's bodies also disappeared, it took forever for they're climaxes to end before the two could rest
"Well your stuck with me now" he joked
"Nice I like that" want to play ride the pony? She teased
"I thought that's what we were doing"
"See that high back reclining chair over there" she said
Kagome did not have to say another word, her legs still wrapped around his waist and arms around his shoulders Naruto staying inside her picked her up, walked over to, then sat in the chair "Oh fuck Kagome" he said when she started riding him "Shit don't stop, harder"
"So good" she said
"Uhhhhhhh" both exclaimed when heavy intense releases hit full force, they continued for hours
Lemon ends
Meanwhile nearing his office Kakashi stopped "What's wrong? Jiraiya asked
"We won't be going into my office" Kakashi replied
"And why not?
"You don't sense it? Naruto's in there" Kakashi spoke
Using his spiritual senses Jiraiya checked "And he's not alone, Our boy has become a man, hehehe" smiling Jiraiya said
"You know what that means their foxes have switched back into the bodies they belong in. Jiraiya my friend I say lets go to the inn, have some food, drink and celebrate, after all the two humping foxes will not be leaving my office anytime soon"
"Food drink, and maybe women to, lets go" Jiraiya answered "Well he's as good as married now"
"Yes mating and marking among youkai equals marriage" Kakashi stated, then they left
The following morning Naruto, and Kagome emerged from Kakashi's office, as they entered the hall "Say Jiraiya is it true what they say that chopping down a cherry tree is harder then chopping all other trees? Kakashi teased
"Yes, but they say that if you keep sawing even if your have to keep doing it for hours you will eventually cut the tree down successfully" Jiraiya replied "Especially young trees they are the hardest"
"Yeah well your cherry trees are dead so shut your traps" Naruto said
'Aw, is the poor little foxy all tuckered out? Little fella got a real work out" hah? Jiraiya teased
'Hey he is not little" Naruto replied
"Cough" Kagome nearly choked trying not to laugh
"Honeymoon in the middle of June after hours of doing it with my mate I'll spoon" is the song the love birds were greeted with when they walked into the classroom, courtesy of they're classmates
"Yup he played hotdog in the bun" Kiba ragged
"Did you use mustard with that? Sasuke razzed
"Dogs and mustard a must have combo" Neji joked
"The pole fell in the slippery hole" Inuyasha teased
"I hate you bastards" Naruto replied
"Rug burn, rug burn" Jiraiya needled
"Awww, I think somebody's got a sore missile" Kakashi teased
"Yes he passed his driving test and got his drivers license" Tsunade teased
"Ooooo" will you creeps shut up? Naruto barked, that's it your dead, Kakashi, Inuyasha, Neji, Sasuke, Jiraiya, and Kiba ran "Get back here and die like men you pussies"
Tsunade put her arm around Kagome's shoulders "Girls lets go celebrate" she said to Kagome, Sakura, and Shizune "Follow me ladies I know a good place" they left and celebrated Kagome's newly mated status
