"…Thanks, Bob. We now bring you our developing story at Union Plaza. At around 3:30 in the morning, several locals reported hearing earsplitting roars coming from the park. When authorities arrived, they were shocked to find that a trail of destruction had made its way across the park, leaving shattered sidewalks, broken lampposts, and massive footprints in its wake. The trail began in the southwest from a large tunnel in the mountainside and made a beeline for Lake Serenity. Upon arriving at the lake, authorities were further perplexed to find that most of it had mysteriously frozen over. Inspector Cabanela, head of the Special Investigations Unit, strongly suspects the culprit to be a monster, and so has enlisted Ambassador Frisk to assist with the situation. In the meantime, citizens are advised not to venture onto the ice—."
"TWO INCIDENTS IN ONE DAY! THIS IS TERRIBLE!" said Papyrus, trying to be heard over the car radio, "NOT TO MENTION MILDLY INCONVENIENT!"
"What do you me—WHOA!" Iggy was rudely interrupted by Papyrus swerving sharply into the park entrance, barely missing an old lady and her dog.
"WELL," the skeleton continued, " AFTER CAPTURING THEM, I WAS GOING TO HAVE FRISK TALK THEM OUT OF THEIR MURDEROUS WAYS, BUT SEEING AS HE WILL BE OCCUPIED… I'LL JUST HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!"
"But couldn't that just wait until Frisk is—WAAAH!" Papyrus had failed to notice the speed bump that nearly catapulted Iggy out of his seat.
"THAT'S TRUE… BUT EVEN STILL, IT COULDN'T HURT TO LET THEM KNOW THAT SOMEONE BELIEVES IN THEM, THAT THEY CAN CHANGE FOR THE BETTER IF THEY REALLY, REALLY TRY! BETWEEN ME AND FRISK, IT WILL BE AN ONE-TWO PUNCH OF PACIFISTIC PERSUASION!"
"Heh heh… yeah." Iggy couldn't help but smile. This was what he liked about his new idol over his old one: Papyrus thought the best of everyone and was one of the nicest people he'd ever met, but he could still put up quite a fight if his recent training sessions with Undyne were any indication. And Iggy didn't care what anyone said, he thought Papyrus's spaghetti was actually pretty good—."
"OH! PARKING SPACE!"
Papyrus' shouting jolted the young monster out of his thoughts before the bright red sports car screeched to a halt, forcing his face to meet with the dashboard in front of him. "Ow."
"ARE YOU ALRIGHT!? WAIT A MINUTE, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR SEAT BELT!?" After a few seconds, the answer came to Papyrus. "AAARRRGGHH! I COMPLETELY FORGOT YOU LACK ARMS! I'VE FAILED YOU AS A FRIEND!"
"I'm fine, yo, really. Nuthin' I'm not already used to—." Iggy suddenly froze. His eyes widened and a massive grin began to creep across his face "Wait, did… did you just call me your friend?" Papyrus would have answered, but he did not get the chance.
"IGNALIUS CONRAD BRANSFORD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?"
The voice, filled with rage and authority, caused both Papyrus and Iggy to jump, but the younger monster was far more terrified because he knew exactly who that voice belonged to and who it was addressing.
"H-h-hey, Mom."
Mrs. Bransford, like her son, resembled a yellow bipedal lizard, though she was garbed in a white sundress and had a noticeably longer tail. "Don't you 'Hey, mom' me! You had us worried sick! First, you and Wendy run off into the forest without telling us, and then you come tearing out yelling about 'monster hunters', and then you run off to…" At that moment, Mrs. Bransford noticed the Royal Guard sitting in the driver's seat. "…Papyrus' house, apparently."
"H-H-HELLO, M-MA'AM." Papyrus was still recovering from the force of her voice. "H-HOW ARE YOU D-DOING THIS FINE DAY?"
Iggy's mother exhaled in an attempt to calm herself. "Better, now that I know my son is safe." She looked at her child. "Iggy, we'll discuss this later. Go to your father. He's waiting for you at the bus stop."
"But—!"
" No buts."
Iggy grumbled as he slid out the door that Papyrus had quickly opened, and then began trudging towards the street. His mother watched him for a moment before turning to the skeleton.
"I'm sorry if he's caused you any trouble."
"NOT AT ALL!" said Papyrus, his usual enthusiasm returning, "ON THE CONTRARY, HE'S BEEN A VITAL ASSET TO MY TOP SECRET INVESTIGATION! WITHOUT HIM, I MIGHT HAVE NEVER KNOWN ABOUT THESE HUNTERS UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE!"
Mrs. Bransford shifted uncomfortably for a moment. "Papyrus… do you think my son's telling the truth?"
"WHAT!? OF COURSE, HE IS! I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM WHY HE WOULD MAKE UP SOMETHING LIKE THIS!"
"Neither can I, it's just… I really, really don't want him to be right. After all the progress made between humans and monsters, to think that someone would go that far… I want to think this is some kind of misunderstanding, but…"
"FRET NOT MA'AM! I ASSURE YOU THAT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL CAPTURE THEM!"
Mrs. Bransford smiled, comforted by his words. After all, he was Undyne's student for years, so he had to be at least fairly capable, right? Suddenly, the car radio blared to life.
"…And we're back with an update on the Union Plaza situation. Ambassador Frisk has made his way out onto the frozen lake, hoping to speak with whoever is responsible for the damage to the park. At his request, the police are holding back at the lake's edge so as not to possibly frighten the monster—hold on, I'm getting reports that two unknown people are approaching the lake. A man and a woman, both heavily armed with what appears to be a lance and bow respectively. The man is wearing gold-plated armor—."
"Wait a minute!" said Mrs. Bransford, "that sounds like how Iggy was describing the hunters!"
"REALLY? WOWIE, THAT WAS INCREDIBLY CONVENIENT! NYEH HEH—." Papyrus' joy was short-lived, however, as a terrible realization dawned on him. "BUT… IF THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE LAKE… THEN FRISK COULD BE IN DANGER!" Immediately, Papyrus began making a mad dash for the lake in light of the vastly raised stakes.
"HOLD ON, FRISK! THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS COMING TO SAVE YOU!"
"My, you weren't joking about their variety. So many different species… the Guildmarm will be very excited about this."
"Indeed. But stay focused. We are approaching the center of the lake."
Lyuda put down the binoculars, still trying to make out the members of the crowd that had gathered on the lakeshore some distance from them. As she and Longinus walked further out onto the lake's frozen surface, the Ace Gunner's sharp eyes told her that the onlookers, several of which shared a blue uniform, had taken notice of them. "Shouldn't we warn them? I'm fairly certain none of them are hunters."
"Normally, I would agree," said the Ace Lancer, "but at this point, we risk drawing our quarry to them by doing so. It would be better to get as far out as the ice allows and draw its attention there. I imagine they will be more than happy to seek shelter once it reveals itself."
"Hopefully not inside the mountain tunnel we came through, or else they'll end up in the Frozen Seaway… somehow."
Longinus shook his head. "That tunnel defies all reason. It suddenly appears out nowhere in a well-known area, is barely a hundred feet in length, and yet it manages to whisk us and a Zamtrios from a barren, ice-covered wasteland to a lush forest. We ought to investigate it further when this hunt is over."
Lyuda was about to agree when her eyes wandered onto the lake's center. "Is…is that a child over there!?"
"What? Where—oh. Oh no."
To their horror, there was ,in fact, a lone child standing in the middle of the lake, dressed in a blue shirt with purple stripes. Immediately, the hunting duo began sprinting with all their might. As they drew near, they could hear him calling for someone. "Hello? Is anyone here? I just want to talk…"
"What are you doing!?" said Longinus, "Get out of here! It's not safe!"
The startled child jumped and turned to face the hunters. "Whoa, what? Who are you? What's going—."
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
With a loud *vooom,* several blue pillars erupted from the ice, surrounding the hunters like a cage. Despite the ice, they managed to skid to a stop just short of the confines of their prison. "What is this!?," said Lyuda, "some sort of trap!?" The child, however, immediately recognized the pillars' bone-like shape.
"Papyrus?" He turned to see the scarf-clad skeleton racing towards him on a makeshift pair of skis formed from his magic bones. He expertly slid to a stop beside his best friend. "NYEH HEH HEH HEH! WORRY NOT, FRISK! FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS COME TO RESCUE YOU!"
"From who!? Us!?" said Longinus, "But we had no intention of harming him!"
"REALLY? WHAT A RELIEF!" said Papyrus. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE RUSHING TO ATTACK FRISK!"
"Why on earth would anyone think we would do something as reprehensible as attacking a child!?"
The Royal Guard stroked his chin in thought. "WELL, IF MY JOB WAS TO KILL MONSTERS, I WOULD THINK STRIKING AT THEIR AMBASSADOR WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO SOW DISCORD AND CHAOS BETWEEN THEM AND HUMANS."
Longinus stared dumbfounded for a moment. "I… I beg your pardon?"
Frisk decided to intervene. "Papyrus, what's going on? I think we're all gonna need an explanation here."
"VERY WELL!" Papyrus cleared his throat. "EARLIER THIS MORNING, I RECEIVED WORD FROM AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE (WHOSE IDENTITY I WILL NOT DISCLOSE) THAT A PAIR OF HUMANS CALLING THEMSELVES 'MONSTER HUNTERS' WERE ON THE PROWL IN THE FOREST SOUTH OF UNION PLAZA, ARMED WITH GARGANTUAN WEAPONS—."
"It was that lizard child, wasn't it?" asked Lyuda.
"W-WHAT!? HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT MY TOP SECRET ANONYMOUS SOURCE SO QUICKLY!?"
"Well, he was the only other person we've spoken with since we got here. But thank you for confirming my suspicions."
"WHAAAT!? HOW…" Papyrus stopped, realizing his mistake. "…WELL PLAYED, MISS, WELL PLAYED. BUT IT IS TRUE, ISN'T IT!?" Papyrus pointed at the hunters. "YOU ARE IN FACT MONSTER HUNTERS, YES!?"
The duo was silent, contemplating the best response. They looked at each other for a moment before Longinus broke the silence. "It seems our profession is something of a sore topic around here. Why is that?"
"WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK!?" asked Papyrus, "WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT WHEN HEAVILY-ARMED HUMANS CALLING THEMSELVES MONSTER HUNTERS WALTZ RIGHT INTO AN AREA FILLED WITH MONSTERS!?"
"Monsters… where? We haven't seen any since we've arrived."
The statement caused Papyrus' jaw to literally drop, which Frisk was quick to pick up and hand it back to its owner. Papyrus took it and silently thanked the young boy with a pat on the head before popping it back into place.
"ARE YOU BLIND!?" said the skeleton, pointing to his own eye sockets, "SURELY YOU SAW SEVERAL OF THEM JUST PASSING THROUGH THE PARK! AT THE VERY LEAST, YOU'VE SPOKEN TO ME AND IGG—ER, MY INFORMANT!"
The hunters stared blankly for a moment as they processed this new information. "So let me get this straight," said Lyuda, " you, and the lizard boy, and those people at the park… are all monsters?"
"Well, the park crowd is usually mixed with humans, but yeah, you're pretty much right," said Frisk, chiming in.
Lyuda and Longinus looked at each other. "Oh," said Longinus as he began chuckling, "well, that certainly explains a lot."
"NOT TO US, IT DOESN'T!" said Papyrus, "CARE TO SHARE YOUR EPIPHANY?"
"Well, the issue," said Longinus, " is we are both using the same term, but apparently we are referring to two completely different things."
"We're not exactly from around here, you see." said Lyuda, "'Monsters' as you define them don't live in our neck of the woods. In fact, this is the first time we've even heard of your kind, much less met them."
Papyrus' jaw nearly dropped again upon hearing this. "BUT... WHAT… HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?" Frisk, while equally surprised, had a different question in mind. "So what do you guys mean when you say 'monster?'"
Suddenly, the ice began to shake violently, as if an earthquake had struck the area. Large cracks quickly began to form all across the frozen lake. The commotion threw off Papyrus' concentration, causing the bone prison to dissipate. Immediately, both of the hunters whipped out their weapons, with Longinus positioning himself in front of Frisk and Papyrus, shield raised. "I'm afraid you're about to find out."
Far in the distance, a gigantic shark fin broke through the frozen lake and began circling around the four, cutting clean through the ice. Frisk took an apprehensive step back. "Is… is that a giant shark!?"
"A Zamtrios, actually." said Longinus, "A carnivorous amphibian with a preference for cold environments, which is likely why it froze the lake. A bit too warm here for its liking, I imagine."
"WOWIE! IT CAN DO THAT!?" asked Papyrus. "THAT'S AMAZING!"
"And very dangerous, considering how it hunts." said Lyuda, "It tunnels beneath the ice, then strikes from below. It needs to be taken care of before it harms anyone."
"Wait a minute!" said Frisk, "isn't there a way to settle this peaceably?"
Both of the hunters looked at him as if he had grown a second head. "Unless you can speak to wild animals, I think not," said Longinus. "though even if you could, I doubt our friend there would be interested."
"If it's any comfort," said Lyuda, "our objective is to capture it, so it's at least nonlethal—."
"DUCK!"
Papyrus' timely warning set the hunters' instincts into motion. Hearing the sound of crunching ice from behind them, they immediately leaped to the side, while Papyrus quickly scooped up Frisk in his arms and followed suit. The protruding fin rushed by them, barely missing its prey. Lyuda quickly recovered and frantically waved to Papyrus. "Get him out of here! We'll handle this!"
"OF COURSE! THE SAFETY OF OTHERS IS THE ROYAL GUARD'S TOP PRIORITY! FRISK, HOP ABOARD!" The boy nodded and quickly crawled onto his friend's back, wrapping his arms around his neck, while Papyrus summoned his skeletal skis. Digging the poles into the ice, he shot off towards the shore, while Longinus and Lyuda charged towards the beast, hoping to distract it.
"Ready yourself!" said Longinus, raising his lance. Lyuda nodded and notched an arrow, prepared to let it loose straight into the monster's face as soon as it emerged. The Zamtrios took notice of the approaching hunters and charged towards them, sending up pieces of ice in its wake. Man and beast were about to collide… and then the beast's fin suddenly swerved to the side, slamming into Longinus and heading straight for the Royal Guard and his charge. "Papyrus!" Lyuda shouted as she narrowly dodged her skidding partner, "Run faster!"
"WELL, RUNNING ISN'T REALLY POSSIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SKIING ON—GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!" The creature beneath the ice had nearly caught up with the skeleton already. Frisk tried his hardest to suppress a startled yelp and buried his face into Papyrus' scarf. He was not the only one who was afraid; he could hear the screams of the fleeing crowd on the lakeshore. But Frisk would not let fear get the better of him.
Knowing that someone as reliable as Papyrus is with you…
It fills you with determination.
Papyrus was also determined, but for different reasons. "IF WHAT THAT LADY SAID ABOUT ITS HUNTING HABITS IS TRUE, WE'LL HAVE THE ADVANTAGE ONCE WE CROSS OVER ONTO DRY LAND! IT'LL MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR OUR NEW FRIENDS!"
Frisk couldn't help but chuckle despite the life-threatening situation. "So the hunters are our friends now, huh?"
"YOU SAW HOW CONCERNED THEY WERE ABOUT YOUR SAFETY! I KNEW THERE WAS SOME GOOD DEEP DOWN INSIDE THEM!"
Suddenly, the ice behind them erupted, and a massive pair of jaws lunged forth from the depths. Acting on instinct, the Royal Guard created a gigantic rib cage that wrapped itself around the skeleton and the child. It had barely solidified before the Zamtrios latched onto it with a vice-like grip and violently thrashed it about, flinging its occupants out through the bottom. They tumbled onto the grassy shore, battered and disoriented. Papyrus was the first to try to right himself; he stumbled over to Frisk, who was lying on his back groaning. "ARE YOU ALRIGHT, FRISK? CAN YOU WALK?"
Frisk sat up, pain shooting throughout his whole body. "I-I think so."
Papyrus, in searching for Frisk's escape route, looked over to see the fully revealed Zamtrios on the shore, struggling to crush the oversized ribcage that was lodged within its jaws. The massive blue-colored beast perfectly resembled a shark, save for its froglike legs and the horizontally flattened tail. Hearing the sickening sounds of his skeletal shield cracking and splintering under the pressure, Papyrus knew he was running out of time. The wail of sirens drew his attention to the edge of the park; several police officers were running in their direction. He quickly pulled Frisk to his feet, accidentally eliciting a small "ouch!" from his friend. "QUICKLY, FLEE TO SAFETY! I SHALL ASSIST THEM IN THEIR VALIANT STRUGGLE AGAINST MOTHER NATURE!"
"What!?" cried Frisk, "No, Papyrus, you can't!"
"I MUST, FRISK. AS THE HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD, I CANNOT IDLY STAND BY WHILE THIS BEAST RAMPAGES ABOUT IN OUR FAIR CITY! BESIDES, THIS IS THE GREAT PAPYRUS YOU'RE TALKING TO! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR!"
Frisk stood silently for a moment. "O-okay… just… promise me you'll be careful, alright?"
"OF COURSE! ONLY A FOOL THROWS CAUTION TO THE WIND, AND I AM NO FOOL!" The Royal Guard then made a bone that came up to Frisk's neck in height and handed it to the boy. "NOW GO!," Frisk nodded and limped off towards the police, leaning on the bone for support, while Papyrus turned to face the Zamtrios. While the skeleton hated sending Frisk off alone while he was clearly in pain, he hated the idea of his friend being eaten alive even more.
With one final *crunch* the ribcage shattered, pieces spilling from the monster's maw. The shark-like beast turned to face Papyrus before unleashing an ear-splitting roar that sent a chill down his spine. Digging its webbed claws into the dirt, it charged forward with jaws wide open. Papyrus was about to dodge when a fiery arrow suddenly struck the monster in the side, bursting into flame and eliciting a roar of agony.
"Thought you would escape us again, hm?" said Lyuda as she notched another arrow. "I think not!" Longinus came charging out from beside her, lance aimed forward. "My condolences to your approaching death." A painful stab from the weapon fully turned the beast's attention towards the hunters. It tried to retaliate against Longinus with a swipe of its claws, but the Ace Lancer expertly sidestepped it and began a barrage of thrusts into its face.
Papyrus took a deep breath as he mentally steeled himself for combat. This was his second real fight, and he was certain this one would not end with a date. It was time to truly put Undyne's training to the test.
"TREMBLE IN FEAR, FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS ARRIVED!"
