Lucina's Log, January 16
It's Friday, and I've heard that certain things happen every Friday. Captain Falcon is planning his movie night later, but it's also the night that Peach and Palutena have their farting contests, much to everyone's dismay. And I would later discover that some of the Smashers go out for bowling every weekend starting on Friday...
Lucina hummed as she was walking down the hallway, to see R.O.B. and Bowser Junior both getting metal bowling balls out of the closet. She placed her hands on her hips as she approached them, curious as she tilted her head to the right.
"Errr... can I ask you something?" Lucina asked as she faced the two Smashers. "What's with the bowling bowls?"
Bowser Jr. and R.O.B. faced each other as they turned back to Lucina.
"We're going out bowling." Bowser Jr. explained as he whistled, summoning his Junior Clown Car as he jumped into it, facing Lucina. "We always do this."
"Yes. It's a thing we like to do with Pikachu and Falco." R.O.B. added as he and Bowser Jr. left Lucina, heading down the hallway.
Lucina folded her arms together as she blinked, only to be tackled into the ground by Phosphora as she laughed.
"Hey, hey, hey! What's up, girl?" Phosphora asked as she glanced down at Lucina.
Lucina tried to pull away from Phosphora as she dusted herself off. "Well, not much. I was just talking to my fellow Smashers, that's all."
"Oh. I see." Phosphora remarked as she frowned, feeling a bit depressed, rubbing her right arm together. "I wish I was a Smasher. But no, Pit's cute edgy twin and his old fart of a goddess have to be playable, while I'm just a dumb old Assist Trophy."
Lucina's eyes widened as she remembered that today was Friday, and that on Fridays, Lady Palutena would have farting contests with Princess Peach Toadstool. Lucina began panicking as she glanced left and right, sweating nervously. "Oh lord, I forgot... if I stay in the mansion while those two are cutting the cheese..."
It was too late. The wind was broken, and the mansion shook violently, with Lucina falling into Phosphora's breasts as Peach laughed, walking down the hallway with Palutena.
"Whoo wee! Did you hear that one?" Peach stated as she glanced at Palutena, lifting her right leg and letting out a wet fart as she stuck her tongue out. "I'm really feeling that one!"
"Hey! Don't steal my catchphrase!" Shulk growled as he attempted to backslash Peach, only to be greeted by Palutena's fart, her brassy flatulence blinding him as he screamed in pain, falling to the floor. "AUGH! The smell blinded me!"
Palutena smiled as she placed her right hand on her face. "That wasn't a good idea, Shulk. Now it won't be Shulk time."
Peach and Palutena kept on laughing as they both walked on and farted their deep pitched music, with Lucina still in Phosphora's breasts, the blonde goddess blushing.
"I appreciate you liking me to this degree, Lucina, but could you kindly get out?" Phosphora remarked, with Peach and Palutena pointing at her and laughing as she felt a bit embarrassed. "I know guys would love to do this, but..."
Lucina pulled herself out of Phosphora's breasts, only to smell the bad gas left by the flatulent female Smashers, fainting on the floor.
