Chapter two: Rated R
As Marth and Roy had predicted it was a long day. Roy had gotten board watching the TV and was now flipping through the channels at such a speed Marth wondered how he could even see what was on each channel. But not being able to see what was on each channel didn't even seem to phase Roy. Marth sighed as he was getting annoyed by the fast flashing colors.
"Roy, will you please slow down with your channel surfing?" Roy looked at the blue haired prince and shrugged. He continued to flip through the channels but just to humor Marth he slowed down just a little. Link then came into the den holding a huge bowl of popcorn. He looked from Marth to Roy and saw Marth with an annoyed expression on his face and Roy with a board look on his face he shrugged and sat in on of the beanbag chairs.
"So you guys ready for tonight's movie?" he asked. Marth looked at the blonde elf and shrugged. He sighed and leaned back into his chair.
"I suppose. But, Link, are you sure the younger ones are old enough to watch this movie? I mean isn't it rated R?" Marth asked, reaching over and looking at the DVD again. Link shrugged and looked at Marth.
"Marth, please, rated R movies just usually mean that lots of parental guidance is needed." He said. Marth looked at him with a look of 'How stupid can you get?' He laid the DVD back on the DVD player and put his face in his hands.
"That's not what rated R means Link. Rated R means that people under the age of eighteen should not watch this movie, even with parental guidance!"
"So what? We have Captain Falcon and Ganondorf with us, they're adults. We'll be fine. And if any of the younger ones start to have nightmares and stuff like that, you can blame me. It's not like the cops are going to come just because ten year olds are watching a rated R movie. That would be stupid." Link said eating some popcorn. Marth was at the point of ripping his face apart with his bare hands.
"That's beside the point Link. Rated R means that children should NOT watch this. Don't you see my point? We have several ten year olds. Ness, Young Link, Popo and Nana! That's four ten year olds right there. And you're not even eighteen! You're seventeen! The only eighteen year olds here are me and Samus. The rest are younger than that! Stop being an idiot for one second and listen to what I'm saying!" Marth said. Link looked at Marth and glared at him.
"You know that was really rude and uncalled for. Quit whinning and just shut up. The movie's not that bad. I heard a seven year old watched this movie and he was fine. We have all seen stuff that most people haven't so just relax, everything will be fine. It's just a movie nothing will happen." he said. Marth shook is head and decided to ask Link what was really bothering him.
"Ok, ok... You win but let me ask you this. Why would you rent a movie that was supposedly cursed and would kill you if you watched it? I mean... If the movie only played in one theater for one day doesn't that give you some sort of clue?" Link let the words churn in his head before he answered.
"That was a trick question. Every one knows that a train can't run on its own." He said. Marth looked at him dumbfounded. What is wrong with this guy? He's so stupid! Roy had stopped channel surfing and was now watching the two of them arguing. This was a lot more entertaining than watching the TV. This was live. A lot better than watching it on the 55' flat screen TV. (I wish I had a TV that big)
"Link? Are you mentally retarded?" Roy asked. Link looked at the redhead and glared. He stood up and walked over to him.
"And what is that supposed to mean?" he asked. Roy smirked at his dumb friend and looked at him with innocent eyes.
"What's what supposed to mean Link?" he asked. Link glared and stomped out of the room. Marth sighed with relief. He looked at Roy who was laughing.
"Thanks Roy. I thought his stupidity was going to rub off on me." Marth said. Roy wiped a tear away and caught his breath. He was still laughing a little but it wasn't as bad.
"No prob. buddy, that was really entertaining. I just wanted to be part of it." Marth nodded his head and looked at his magazine again. Roy looked at the bowl of popcorn, grabbed it and started channel surfing again.
"That was fun." He said through a mouthful of popcorn. Marth shook is head and continued to look at his magazine.
End chapter two.
