Hey. Wow i already have 5 replies. Dont worry about me suddenly becomming strong. Unlike Overlord Kel i am not that powerful from the start. And note this: I WILL LOSE SOME BATTLES. I know im gonna have my a kicked by leon and co. But im persistant AND THAT COUNTS. SO PREPARE YOURSELVES 2 BE CONQERED BY EMPEROR NICK. MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh and I pay 1,000 gald per month for vassals who aid in fighting. 250 for chefs, maids, ect. 300 for Scientists, Spies, and Intelligence. 500 gald 4 "specials". And 900 gald 4 a lackey. While Overlord Kel has his back turned and his hands tied up with other worlds when he comes back 2 visit... HES GONNA HAVE A HELL OF A SURPRISE WAITING 4 HIM.
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Day 1 Journal Entry in Spira.
Okay my first day got off to a good start. I was attacked by a sword named Shemaglig. That fight was kinda hard since i had nothing 2 fight with. And i just came 2 Spira so i had my ass kicked around for a minute. Then i found out about my magical powers which were BEAST (beast means cool 2 all u ppl not from PA). So basically this giant broad sword assaults me from nowhere and i was caught off guard. but then i focused energy into my hands into a shape of a frisbee. I threw it at Shemaglig and it sliced him in half. After that i leveled up to level 5. After I beat the sword 2 its wit's end it reformed and introduced itself 2 me. It explained where i was, Spira. And a hell lot of other things. Apparently Shemaglig's cousin was named Gilgamesh who helped Kel to take over this world. Shemaglig explained 2 me that i was on the Besaid beach where Tidus was found by Wakka, ect. I decided it was best to start my journey by traveling to Besaid village temple to pray for good luck. And here is where my journey starts... Walking to Besaid Village.
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"Hmmmm... cmon help me think of a name i could call that attack that i just used..." I said to Shemaglig. Shemaglig replied, "Energy Frisbee of Doom?" snicker snicker. "Ha ha very funny i came here and was assaulted by a talking sword and i had no time to think." I hastilly replied, "I got it. Air Slicer... Nah... Hmmm... AIR RENDER." Shemaglig answered, "Nope already taken." I kicked a rock in anger, "WHO ASKED YOU." Shemaglig replied but was interrupted, "You did just now-." I changed the subject. "Hey look at all that water!" Shemaglig replied with "I HATE WATER IT GIVES RUST IF IT WERE HUMAN I WOULD SUE". 0.0. "Wow you want to talk about it?" i curiously asked. "No no i dont need to..." Shemaglig answered.
"Okay so how do we get accross?" i asked Shemaglig. Shemaglig responded with "I cant swim. And who knows whats down there in the water." "Coward." I said feeling couragous. Then one of those green fish creatures, from after Tidus wakes up after Zanzarkind is destroyed, leapt up from the water. 0.0 . They are ALOT bigger in person. And scarrier too. "You know i dont think i want to go that way" I replied trying to win back my reputation. "Right" answered Shemaglig.
5 hours later
After going the long way around which took roughly 5 hours we finally made it to Besaid village. As we walked in i was anxious to see Besaid I was instantly disappointed... "What is it with this dump?" asked Shemaglig. It turns out Besaid was just straw huts and a giant temple. "Sigh... I guess we should go to the temple" I said with disapointment. I started walking up the short stairs with Shemaglig at my heels hopping along. I walked up the steps and entered the Besaid temple. Inside the temple monks were running around hurridly packing food into boxes which had Kel's symbol on them. I suddenly had a great idea... Maybe i could sneak into the fayth and get the powers of a summoner. BEAST. Then after i get summoner powers i can hitch a ride in one of these crates and go to wherever Kel is. I started walking up the steps to enter the Cloister of Trials. I looked back before entering. A thought crossed my mind. (By stepping through this door i have finally crossed the line and there is no turning back). Big Deal. I stepped through.
Hmmm... It looked the same from the game but it was more um... claustraphobic. There were no windows or skylights or anything. Occasionally there was a firefly or two but it was very dark. No i'm not afraid of the dark but this was surreal. It was silent too 'cept for Shemaglig hopping along beside me making a "clink" noise every hop. All else i heard was humming up ahead and dripping from the ceiling. But the silence was shortlived. Shemaglig broke the silence. "So what are we going to do after you get summoner powers," asked Shemaglig, "Are we actually going to climb into one of those crates and hitch a ride to Overlord Kel?" "Yeah..." I replied not very talkative, "We need to find his weakness to be able to kill him and take his empire from his grasp." "You know there are rumors floating around Spira that he left this world for another," spoke Shemaglig. "WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?" I yelled angrilly. My yelling shook some debris from the roof and a ton of bats flew by. We ducked. "Nice going r-tard," Shemaglig spoke. "Sorrrrrrrry, so where is he then?" I asked. "How should I know?" Shemaglig answered. "Great... just perfect..." I responded, "We need information on this junk... Boy is this place different in the game... In the game everything reset itself if someone passed by... So why are all the doors open and such?" "Beats me unless someone else is in here," answered Shemaglig right before tripping over a rock. "HAHAHAHA-," I laughed. "Shhh... shut up for a second I hear something ahead." Great now my own sword is ordering me around. Wait... what did he say? I heard a slight rumbling/booming noise from up ahead. I looked at Shemaglig and I think he looked at me but he has no eyes so I may never know. Then we ran towards the noise. We ran into the room before the Fayth. There was a teen around 18 years old or so. He had sandy brownish/blondish hair with a silver streak down his left side of his hair. He was wearing a light everest green tanktop and was extremely bulky. His hands were the most impressive thing about him. He had huge freaking hands and his arms were HUGE gauntlets. His skin color was a dark tan. "Uh oh," I said backing up but it was too late he noticed us and turned around. "..." he said. Very talkative guy. "Um I was wondering something... What were you doing?" "Tryin' to get into the Fayth by punching through the damn door. What are you doin' down here foo'?" He asked while I was trembling in my combat boots. I mean this guy was HUGE. He was at least 7 feet tall and he was like 4-5 feet wide in mussel. He reminded me of Tank from the Matrix. "Um same as you really. Maybe we could-" I started but was interrupted. "Listen Wonder Bread, get the hell out o' here befo' I make a hole in yo' face. Tis' my treasure 'side this place. Sha' dig?" "Um there is treasure in there?" I asked trying to start a pleasant conversation that would not end up with a hole in my face. But i dug him alright i dug it i dug my grave by saying that. "Okay twinkie you have just dug yourself a grave. Prepare to become ol' schoo' as I knock you up," the HUGE man said while cracking his knuckles and his neck. I tried to translate what he just said but i was having trouble but then he smiled at me with his grillz and his golden tooth. "Oh F-" I tried to say before being pummeled in the stomache lightning quick with a punch. I was thrown backwards into the wall which I might as well add... THAT LEFT A CRATER IN, IN THE SHAPE OF MY BODY. I climbed out dizzilly and was trying to stop my head from spinning by holding on to it. Then he put his head up and cackled and he started walking towards me. No time to think... Wait then why am I thinking about not thinking? Hmm- my thoughts were interupted by another serving of ala p0wnage.I was punched into the wall again. "AIR RENDER," I yelled and threw an "Energy Frisbee of Doom" at him. I barely missed and it sliced his side leaving a big-ass cut in its wake. Where was Shemaglig anyway? My wondering was answered by Shemaglig which snuck behind the bulky gangster who was going to make me "ol' schoo'". Shemaglig swept him off his feet in one move and he was flat on the ground. "SHA-BAM" I yelled, "This is a first. The nerd actually beats a gangster." The gangsta started laughing as i picked up Shemaglig and put its edge to his throat. "A'ight, A'ight, y'all win," sayed the now p0wned gangsta which i nobly defeated with only my spine nearly crumpled. W00T BACKPAIN. I heard the all firmilliar theme music in the backround. Do doodo do do do dododo. I felt myself level up to level 7. "Okay then, spill. Name, age, level, employment, and where you are from. You are not from Spira as far as i know." I said feeling suddenly couragous at my feat. "Tyrone, 19 years old, level 12, freelance mercinary, The Bronx in N.Y.C. I came here about say 10 days ago when my "borrowed" PS3 exploded." The gangster answered. "Nice. Nick, 15, level 7, emperor in training. Consider yourself hired. Your pay is 1,000 gald per month. Congrats." "A'ight so whats our goal?" Tyrone asked curriously. "Taking. Down. Overlord. Kel." I replied.
TO BE CONTINUED
Okay thanks every1 4 reading ill update it as soon as posible. My first vassal is Tyrone Galahad and i know him from real life. He was a big fan of the original World Domination: Final Fantasy X. And I let him in this cause of all other redeming qualities. He envies Kel. Starting next chapter every1 will write their own journal entries. So until next time.
P.S.: profiles:
Nick
level: 7
hp: 85
mp: 40
specials: Air Render
special skills: being persistant, powers that are growing
entrance into FFX: Same as Kel
Tyrone
level: 12
hp: 64
mp: 0
specials: none
special skills: BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING, BEAST power gauntlets, "borrowing" things without returning them, intimidation,
entrance into FFX: "borrowed" PS3 explosion
