A/N: I'm going to make a Grey's Anatomy diss. I love the show, but if House, as a character, knew that the show existed he would make fun of it. I've only been watching this season but I know from fanfics that Cameron left but then came back because House went on a date with her. So, I'm trying to avoid the back story and go with what I think. I apologize in advance for my storyline mistakes and my inability to write dialogue.


She looked frightened. Not really. Maybe the right word was curious mixed with fear. She should be. She had no idea what was about to happen. And he only had the next few moves planned. Things could go beautifully or horribly wrong.

He stepped over to the panel with the floor buttons and pulled the 'Emergency Stop' button. She lurched forward and sputtered out a 'shit.' She was of course entitled to this. He had given her no forewarning. While she was rebalancing, he pushed her against the wall.

"Ever watch Grey's Anatomy?" he asked.

"What?" How could she think with him pressed against her? Plus, wasn't Grey's Anatomy a medical book?

"Grey's Anatomy? Where all the doctors and nurses have sex in the hospital?" he tried getting to the point.

"I've...uh...heard of it," stumbled words came out of her mouth. Conscious thought slowly made it's way back to her.

"In the show," he explained, "there are these characters that are always having moments in the elevators."

"Oh," she was thoroughly confused now.

"We're going to have a "Grey's Anatomy moment," right now," he air quoted and kept her pressed against the wall.

"We are?" she was back to being frightened. She didn't know what "moments" entailed.