Disclaimer: God, I definitely don't own Naruto, because if I did, Tobi would be Obito in disguise!

Author's Note: I'm sorry for the short chapter! I'll get into more detail on what they do, and DeiTobi on the next chapter!


Sasori, the puppet master accompanied Tobi and Deidara on his clay creature. They soared through the clear, cloudless sky at breakneck speed. The clay specialist was as active as ever, but the puppet master was as 'sky-sick' as ever. The intense, brilliant sunlight was blinding Sasori, even when he tried to block it out, and closed his eyes. When Deidara told them to 'hold on', how could he not? As for their orange, spiral-masked companion, he nearly fell off. Even if Tobi did, it was his problem, not theirs. That taught Sasori not took down. What was it that was so interesting to Tobi?

'Some green stuff, some brown stuff, and some blue stuff,' Sasori thought with irritation, 'What did he see down there, that I didn't?'

"GAH!" shouted the puppet master with shock, and he grabbed onto the clay bird's tail.

"Danna, un!" called Deidara, "Didn't you learn from last time when Tobi nearly fell off, un!?"

"Oh, shut it, and help me!"

"TOBI SHALL HELP YOU!" Tobi acted like some superhero in tights.

"No, no, no!"

"Yes, yes, yes! Tobi is a good boy!"

The masked Akatsuki member took Sasori's wooden hand and pulled it off.

"…Oops…"

"Tooobi, you idiooo…"

The clay specialist headed the opposite direction with his bird and dived down like lightning, catching his Danna in time.

"Sunagakure beaches, here we come, un!"

"Tobi is so sorry, Sasori-senpai!" cried Tobi.

"…Whatever," the puppet master snorted.


"IT'S THE BEACH, THE BEACH!" Deidara's shout echoed through all of Sunagakure, then adding an extremely unnecessary, "UN!"

There was more sand, than water, Sasori had said when they landed and met up with the other Akatsuki members.

"Do I have to change into those?" Sasori definitely didn't want to wear the same, matching ducky shorts as him.

"Yes, un! Look at Tobi, un!"

Tobi made a 'good-guy' pose and let them see his shorts with oranges on them, but he did not take of his mask.

"Un! And look at everyone else, un!"

Sasori shuffled his wooden feet in the sand.

The waves were dull and choppy.

Itachi was just…there in the water, and said expressionless, "Yay."

Kisame was swimming with his fishy friends.

Zetsu appeared to be…dead. "Too…much…sunlight…" he croaked.

Tobi was splashing water at Itachi. "No, no, Itachi-san! You say it like this: YAY!"

"See, un?" Deidara whined softly, "Come on, un!"

"Hell no."

After a few moments, Sasori was found in a pair of short, trunks with yellow ducks and a tube around his waist. He looked flustered, and embarrassed.

"Come into the water!"

Deidara turned his head to his Danna.

"Come on, un!"

"No."

"Come on, un!"

"No."

"Come on, un!"

"No."

"Come on, un!"

"No."

"Come on, un!"

"No."

"I'll get you ice cream later, un!"

"What? I told you, puppets don't eat."

"Danna doesn't need to, but he can, un!"

"…Yeah, so? We're going to get seafood, after anyways."

"But I hate seafood, un!"

"That's not my problem."

Deidara's eyes suddenly started sparkling, "Kukukuku…"

"What?"

The clay specialist forced his Danna, by pushing him in.


To be continued.