Dear Diary,
Sulpicia decided to name the baby Nicholas. She went all crazy buying baby stuff and getting Aro all enthusiastic about being a father after about 2000 years. It didn't work, so Corin's been helping out with him. I don't know how this sounds to you, Diary, but Corin already seem to know quite a bit about infant care. Sounds pretty gay to me, but hey, you never completely know someone do you?
Well, after the baby settling, I got utterly and totally bored, so I decided to mess with people's relationships a.k.a, Caius and Athenodora. They love each other waaaaayyy too much, so I made them hate each other more than I love blood, that's a lot just to let you know.
Here's what I'll call the highlight of their arguing:
Well, first of all, I made Caius not love Athenodora but Alice Cullen and this is the argument 3 hours later:
Athenodora:. . .and that's why you b*tch can't go f-king lusting over that b*tch Alice Cullen you mother f-king b*tch
Alec: Whoa, Annie, I don't know you could swear like that. . .
Athenodora: Shut up b*tch
Caius: But Dory-boo, I love you so much, but I love Alice too, we could be polygamist's and have more than one wife
Aro: *walks into room* does anyone know what's been going on with Caius all afternoon? He's suddenly in love with Alice Cullen
Me: *hides behind Alec*
Aro: Chelsea!. . . . .
Sulpicia: *runs in with Nicholas* Aro, baby can you watch Nicholas for a bit while I go out to buy some baby formula?
Aro: Sure thing, honey *takes Nicholas* Now Chelsea, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO CAIUS!
Me: I got bored. . . .
Aro: You are going to be grounded for so long. . . .
Me: How long?
Aro: Two weeks
Athenodora: Two frikin weeks for what she did! Are you out of your peanuty mind!
Aro: No, cause she needs to spend those two days watching my *urges* son
Me: Noooooooo!
So, yeah, I'm stuck with the demon child for the next two weeks, with me luck.. .
No?
Oh c'mon
Pretty *gulp* please
With a human on top?
You guys are terrible! Bye!
The one and only, Chelsea Volturi
Mother Teresa
Alec!
