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Phil approaches Chuckie, who is giving flyers to several students.

"Hey, Chuckie, what are you doing with those?"

"I want to try again for Security Commissioner, Phil, so I'm promoting myself by giving some information I investigated about the accidents at our school." Chuckie informs him. "Did you know almost all the accidents here happen at the cafeteria?"

"Yes, I know." Phil rolls his eyes. "And we have to eat them."

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Dil is walking at the corridors dressed with an Arabian magician-like outfit, getting everyone's attention, especially from Vice Principal Pangborn.

"Pickles, what is going on inside that head of yours today?" The huge man tells the boy, who just closes his eyes and gets a serene expression.

"I'm just using the right outfit for my never-ending search of mental expansion." Dil informs him. "Right now, I'm trying to develop my latent psychic powers."

"Oh, yeah?" Pangborn smirks, and then takes out a pen and a piece of paper, "Then you'll have no problems answering the question I'm writing here without looking at the paper."

"Go ahead, my appreciated educator." Dil replies while placing his index fingers at the sides of his head. Pangborn starts writing, and Miss O' Keats, who overheard part of the conversation without being noticed, chuckles slightly.

"Ah, I just got it!" Dil exclaims. "It's something Schwarzenegger has it large, Bush has it short, and The Pope doesn't use it."

"Dylan, how can you say that! " Miss O' Keats exclaims, horrified, finally getting the boy and the man's attention.

"Actually, Miss O' Keats, he got it right." A very impressed Pangborn handles the paper to the teacher, who immediately blushes in embarrassment when reading the question.

"What's a surname?"

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Tommy, smiling nervously, approaches Lil, who is taking some books from her locker.

"Uh, Lil, can I talk you for a moment?"

"Sure, Tommy; what's up?" Lil asks her friend.

"Well… I was wondering… if you have nothing to do tomorrow… would you like to go catch a movie just the two of us… you know, as in a date?" Tommy asks, getting an anxious look. Lil blushes, and smiles slightly.

"I don't know, Tommy." Lil finally replies. "If we go, you have to make me two promises; first, if you try to kiss me, and the people behind us start whispering, you have to stop immediately, okay?"

"Well… okay, it's a deal." Tommy sighs, "And what's the second condition?" Lil blushes even more, and then gives Tommy a little kiss on his cheek (making him to blush as well) and whispers at him.

"We are sitting at the last line."

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At the school's corridor, Phil waves good-bye to a teacher, who just nods and rubs his forehead. Susie sees him, and approaches her friend.

"Hi, Phil; he's one of your teachers?"

"Oh, hi, Susie; yes, he is my History teacher. He is the most religious man I had ever met." Phil tells her.

"Really? Had you seen him praying, or quoting The Bible?"

"No, but every time he asks me something, and I answer, he immediately looks at the Heavens, and exclaims Oh, my God!"

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Mister Beaker is teaching Science at Dil's classroom.

"Okay, boys and girls, we now know the consequences of Earth being a sphere," the big-nosed man says while moving in front of the students, "So, can anyone imagine what would happen if Earth was a cube?"

Dil raises his hand, and then talks in a Caribbean accent.

"That we would all be Cubans, caballero!"

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Angelica walks through the schools' corridors, growling under her breath and giving death glares to anyone who looks at her. Harold, as usual, is walking behind her, carrying the girl's books, and Susie approaches him from behind, noticing Angelica's mood.

"Hey, Harold, what's wrong with Angelica?"

"She is very angry because she likes to sing every morning when waking up, and her doctor just told her yesterday that she must stop doing it."

"Oh, I see… she has a breathing problem, or it's something wrong with her throat?"

"No; her doctor lives next door."

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All the gang is at the movies, and Dil and Phil are the chosen ones to go buy the popcorn and sodas. On their way out, Phil steps on Savannah, who is sitting at the last seat of the line, and doesn't apologize.

"The nerve of that commoner!" Savannah groans. "If he doesn't give me a proper apology when coming back, he'll pay for this!"

A few minutes later, the theater's lights go off, and the trailers start. At that moment, Dil and Phil return, carrying the food and drinks. Phil moves a few feet in front of Dil, and finds Savannah.

"Hey, Savannah, excuse me." Phil whispers to the popular girl; "Did I step on you on my way out?"

"Actually, yes, you fool, you did it." Savannah replies with a major glare. Phil smiles widely, and turns to call Dil.

"Hey, Dil, come on, I found our seats!"

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Harold enters his classroom with a bag of candy, and, immediately starts sharing it with everyone. He then seats at his place, and offer some to Angelica and Susie.

"Hey, these are good ones, Harold." Angelica comments while tasting one of the candies.

"Yes; this is very generous from you." Susie adds, and then gets a thoughtful expression. "Harold, there's something I had been wondering for a while; why the fatty boys like you usually are so cheerful and try getting along with everyone?"

"Because we can neither fight nor run, Susie." Harold replies, shrugging.

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Dil enters the school carrying a large box and smiling widely, finding Kimi on his way to his classroom.

"Hi, Dil; hey, what do you have in the box?"

"My science project, Kimi; I created the unbreakable light bulb!" Dil replies excited.

"Cool! What is it made of?"

"Steel!"

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Angelica is at the park, looking at the kids at the playground, smiling widely, and then Timmy approaches her.

"Hey, Pickles, why are you smiling? The witch suddenly likes kids?" Tim mocks her. Angelica gets her mischievous grin.

"Oh, I just was remembering when we were their age, McNulty. Do you remember when we got trapped in the bushes behind the slide?" Angelica chuckles, "God, we were so dumb!"

"Hey, don't make it plural, Pickles!" Timmy folds his arms. Angelica shrugs and starts walking away.

"Okay, Timmy... God, you were so dumb!"

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Susie walks in front of The Devilles' house, and sees Lil at the backyard carrying a large laundry basket.

"It's your turn to do the laundry, uh?"

"Yes, and you know, I really don't have a problem with it, except when it comes to washing my brother's socks; talking about a stench's problem!"

Susie then looks at the basket, and notices practically all the socks are white ones.

"All these are Phil's socks?" Susie asks Lil, who nods in reply. "He must really like the white ones; how many pairs he uses in the same week?"

"The real question is, how many weeks he uses the same pair?" Lil comments to a shocked Susie.

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Timmy McNulty walks down the street, limping and with a blackened eye. Savannah looks at him, and gasps in surprise.

"Oh, my… what happened to you, McNulty?"

"It finally happened, Savannah." Tim replies, trying to hide some tears coming from his injured eye. "I got into a huge argument with Angelica, and then she and I lost it, and got into a bare-fisted fight. I never imagined that girl could hit this hard!"

Savannah suddenly gets very happy at the idea of her rival getting injured and possibly losing some attractive.

"I see it; and, where's Angelica now?"

"At the hospital."

"Oh, my… you hurt her that much?"

"Hurt? No… she does volunteer job there!"

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Kimi and Phil are at the movies, having their first date. After a while, Kimi whispers to Phil.

"Hey, Phil… it's anyone next to you?"

Phil looks at his right, confirming there's nobody there.

"No, Kimi… nobody's there."

"And… there's someone in front of us?"

Phil stretches his neck a little, confirming the closest person is two lines ahead.

"No, nobody is right in front of us."

"And, behind us?"

Phil looks at the back seats, and sees no one sitting there.

"No, Kimi; nobody is behind us."

"So, that means we are practically alone here."

"Oh, yeah." Phil says in a flirty tone and approaches her a little more, guessing the girl's intentions, "It's just the two of us, babe."

Kimi then pushes him, and starts waving her hand in front of her nose while getting a nauseating look.

"Ugh, then you are the one who farted!"

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Tommy and Phil are at the zoo, watching the giraffes.

"You know, Phil, I would like having enough money to buy a giraffe."

"Seriously?" Phil chuckles slightly while giving Tommy a confused expression, "And why do you want a giraffe?"

"I don't want the giraffe, Phil… just the money you need to buy it!"

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Angelica and Harold are having lunch at the mall, and, for once, Angelica finishes before her friend, who is still chewing his meal.

"Harold, can you hurry up?" Angelica groans, "Everyone must be waiting for us at the movie theater!"

"Sorry, Angelica." Harold replies after swallowing, "It's just that my mom taught me to chew every snack exactly twenty times before swallowing it."

"But you're eating SMASHED POTATOES!"

"Mom never said it was easy."

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Dil enters Tommy's room without him noticing, and starts looking over his brother's shoulders, who is editing a movie at his computer. Tommy finally notices him, and gets a little upset.

"Dil, had you ever heard that 'Curiousity killed a cat'?"

"Sorry, Tommy." Dil backs up with an apologetic look. Tommy gets back to work, but turns when Dil taps his shoulders.

"And what did the cat want to know?"

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Tommy and Chuckie are at The Finsters' place, watching TV. Chuckie notices his friend has a sleepy look.

"Tommy, did you sleep well last night?"

"You noticed, uh? Yes, I had a horrible nightmare, and I couldn't go back to sleep after it woke me up."

"It was that bad?" Chuckie asks Tommy, who nods in reply, "Do you want to talk about it?"

"Okay… in my dream, I was in a room with Lil, Kimi, Rachel, Olivia, and about ten other pretty girls, all of them smiling and being nice with me."

"Well, skipping the detail you dream with my sister, I don't think that qualifies as a nightmare, Tommy."

"It was, because, in my dream, I was Miss O' Keats!"

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Chuckie is at the cafeteria, staring at Angelica, who is sitting with the popular crew. Lil notices him, and sits next to her friend.

"Chuckie, this is the fourth time I catch you staring at Angelica; are you sure you have feelings for her, or it's just a crush?"

"I'm sure I have feelings for her, Lil." Chuckie sighs. "Yesterday, I didn't have breakfast because I was thinking about her; later, I didn't have lunch, again, because I was thinking about her; and, surprise, I didn't have dinner either because I was thinking about her. And, of top of that, I spent the night sleepless."

"Thinking about her?"

"No... because of hunger!"

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Angelica is at the girls' room, with a thoughtful expression, pacing back and forth. After a few moments, Savannah enters and gets an amused look at the blonde's behavior.

"Are you trying to decide on a new pair of shoes, Pickles?"

"No, Savannah, it's something far more serious." Angelica tells the brunette. "I have 2 boys asking me on a date, and I don't know who to choose."

"Well, why it's so hard? Who are those boys, anyway?"

"I suppose I can tell you; Sean Butler, and Chuckie Finster." Angelica sighs. "Sean is handsome, popular, and rich, and Chuckie is geeky, a klutz, and not exactly high on the school's popularity's rating… but Chuckie is the one I really like."

"Well, this problem has a very easy solution." Savannah places a hand on Angelica's shoulder, "What you must do is following your heart, and choose Chuckie… and to be a good friend and give me Sean's phone number!"

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"So, Kimi, your relationship with Phil is working fine?" Susie asks her friend while taking a drink at the Java Lava.

"Well… it's good, I guess, but I still am I little worried about him not taking anything seriously." Kimi tells her, "For example, yesterday, I dreamed he was in an island, alone with twenty cheerleaders."

"Kimi, that shouldn't worry you. I mean, it was only a dream, right?"

"Yes… but, if he does those things in my dreams, just imagine what he does in his!"

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Chuckie is jogging at the park, and finds Timmy doing the same.

"Since when do you exercise, Finster?" Timmy mocks Chuckie.

"Since my P.E. teacher recommended it to me so I can improve in his class, Timmy." Chuckie pants slightly, since obviously he isn't used to jogging. "I really need to do something to get in shape."

"Well, it's not that hard." Timmy says in a superiority tone, and then places right in front of Chuckie. "You know the secret to have good health? Eating plenty of onions."

Chuckie covers his nose, and moves a few steps back.

"Then, I recommend you to keep that secret to yourself."