"Quit being such a jerk."

"What?!" Deadpool stared shocked. Under normal circumstances, that statement would have barely fazed him. But this was Bob. Bob never acted like this!

"You heard me, " Bob said. The Hydra agent wavered for a moment, then added a quiet, "Mr. Wilson."

"Don't talk to me that way." Deadpool couldn't understand Bob's behavior.

"No! You treat me like a pet, not a human. Plus, Even Hydra offered a dental plan!"

The discussion was interrupted by a phone call for Deadpool. When the merc was done, he turned back. "Now, what were we talking about?"

"Nothing."