* swivels in large leather chair* hello, I've been expecting you... Oh my glob I always wanted to say that! Okay so if you have read the first chapter or decided to be a butt face and not this is Kuro no Baka. This story is based purely on fictional characters and idiotically placed plot but sadly I own nothing... It SUCKS! * turns around again to face little alien lawyers* see! I said it now leave me alone! Ok so as u heard, me no own nothing so me no get sued me just loves story and ships yaoi sometimes now this is a joint story so it will be me and blackdagger 143 making this story so the the style of writing may change because I do get writers block SO EMU SPEECH ASIDE AND SO READ ON PEOPLE!

As the new week started everything had calmed down eventually and everyone had settled in to the now joint estate of Alois and Ciel. Everyone had been working diligently to make sure the entire 235 roomed estate was kept in order. Although, nothing was ever really normal in Sebastian's life, now was it?

Sebastian POV

The morning was quiet. Too quiet. That is too weird... Usually the little demon girl was climbing along the ceiling saying she was a mud kip that could climb along walls and ceilings, or something of the sort. I had of course still been in shock when she came, but now even more so as I actually started to take a good long look at the she demon. She had long unruly black hair that could in some ways be similar to my own. Especially if she had put it in a bun. Her skin is pale and smooth with no blemishes, just the one small moon shaped birthmark on her lower back, just like me! She also had the ever strange shape of eyes. mine were slanted and curved in the center, they dove deep into the edges and they weren't very wide. The only difference between the she demon and I were the parts that mark us male and female and of course our eye color. While mine are a deep shade of ruby red hers were quite peculiar. Her right eye, the one that was seen mostly, is a bright electric blue with small red flecks and her left, which was rarely seen, is an equally bright shade of emerald green with the same shade of red flecks sprinkled inside them. Of course it was not common among demons to have peculiar eye colors, but the fact that she had the most innocent look in them, she could pass off as human or at least an angel. It seems, I have contemplated this too long. I had actually stopped in the hallway to my masters quarters, contemplating the girl's appearance. What a confusing one she is. As I continued I had a fleeting feeling that I somehow knew her. That she was- is connected to me. I brushed the feeling off, knowing that if I dally any further surely I will have the tea I made the young master, poured on my hands, ruining my gloves. How dreadful.

Grelle POV~^.^

My Sebas- chan has been lonely... He needs someone to warm his heart... Someone foxy, elegant, and fun! Like... ME! But sadly, as every sinful romance goes, one must not be as willing as the other. He is the yan to my yin, but he must know that himself first. Maybe I'll give him a treat. Yes! If he likes cats so much I will become one so that he can rub his hands all over me as he makes my... Oh, willu~, why do you look at me with such a glare! It just gets me hot and bothered. What does that Ronald have that I don't. I still remember the way you rejected me so coldly only to say yes to that blond idiot only a minute later...
2 days ago

FlashBACK! ~ ^.^

'The day is boring... I sat on my desk chair as I filed the paper work for an unlucky fellow named... Roberin Des...Desmonto. What a strange name.

" Grelle-san, aren't you supposed to be filing paper work for the people you killed accidentally last week?"

" Shut up Ronald! You don't know how hard it is! To be trapped dame in a man's body!"

" Oh here we go again..."

" To have so many beautiful men surround you each day, but knowing the lustful, sinful romance you want to have is not meant to be! Just because they desire those... Those tramps! Those women who throw themselves at anyone who walks. Especially Willu~! He doesn't see me the same way I see him anymore. He says he's too busy to love! But he holds someone dear in his heart! I know it!"

" Um... Maybe it's you Grelle-san, he's just too shy to say it to you."

" ... Of course Ronny! Of course! Why didn't I think of it! He must think of my body as something the gods carved just for him! To love and touch so sensually! Oh I must see him right now so we can make this love blossom to a tainted rose of love! "

" Okayyyyy... Now can you move for a second. I have to file these papers and give them to Will before I get overtime."

" Oh! Of course! I will move out of the way so you can give those to-... Did you just call him Will?"

"...No..."

" Okay then! See you soon!"

" Wait where are you going!?"

" To fix myself up for him of course!" I bolted out of the bland office, now filled with flying papers and a grumbling Ronald, to make my way to my apartment. I raced through the white hallways until I met with the corridor that led to the houses or apartments of Shinigami.

" 234...235...236...237...238...239...240! That's it!" I quickly pulled my key out of my jacket and fumbled with the lock until it opened to my apartment, which was designed in red for me, and hurried inside to fix an outfit. I quickly shed myself of my work clothes, reminding myself to hang them lest they get wrinkled and ugly, and rummaged around my wardrobe to find what I needed.

Ronald's POV ~ (I have to or it wouldn't make sense for this next part)

I sighed again as I picked the last paper up looking at it briefly before setting it on Grelle's desk once again. He had messed up his carefully planned work just so he could make another valiant effort to have William as his...lover I guess. It's kind of a long shot considering he beats Grelle up everyday, but it's better to have a happy Grelle instead of one who is sobbing every second of the day. I admit that William is a looker. But he loves... Maybe he does love Grelle. He would never like a player such as myself. I do admit I fancy the man, but I can't help those loose emerald green eyes that were meant to stare longingly at my own eyes as we-

" Ronald! What are you doing sitting while all this paperwork is strewn about! Pick it up immediately or else it's overtime."

" Yes mr. Spears..." did he just call me by my first name? Does that mean I have a chance? Oh yeah! I will ask him today or maybe I'll give him hints. I better start working so I can end at the same time as him. I started to pick up papers diligently until-

" Willu~! Come to mama!" the door slammed open to reveal Grelle in a slim red dress. 'he has the whole ensemble going on... His head wore a black head band that kept part of his hair out of his face. In stead of his usual glasses he opted for the original ones, making the whole look technical or just plain strange. As I mentioned earlier he had a red dress that had a VERY long slit at the side revealing shaven legs and a small strip of black cloth that covered his upper thigh. On said piece of cloth were the words in bright red 'TAKE ME'. He had on high heels for freaks sake. Even... Is that lipstick!? Oh geez he looks strange. Too much red for my taste.

" Willu~ can I speak to you outside?" he winked and curled his gloved fingers in a come here motion and as will sighed he followed elegantly towards the door and closed it behind him.

2 days ago

Grelle POV

I sauntered sexily outside as William followed me, looking anywhere but me. My confidence dropped slightly, only to ignite the burning passion in my heart even further. I stopped halfway down the hallway to turn around while swiveling my hips, a very hard thing to do for a guy, and faced William once more.

" Willu~..." I started out, " you know how I have... Advanced on you in many different ways since we met... And how you have so cruelly dejected each and every one of them... And I'm here to tell you I completely understand your intentions."

" Oh... Sutcliffe... I'm astounded that you finally understand tha-"

" AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE COMPLETELY AND MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME!"

"-Sutcliffe..."

" I realize the only way to deflect my marvelous body was to think that you were disgusted by it! It's a marvelous plan but ultimately failed because you and I were-!"

"-Sutcliffe! That's not the reason why! I have never and never will harbor such feelings for a co-worker! Please stop this nonsense at once before I give you even more overtime!"

" More overtime?! For what!?" I didn't like the direction this conversation was turning out. Maybe I came on too strong. Maybe he likes subtle people...

" for destroying Ronald's paperwork that he worked so hard on!"

He...he called Ronald...by his first name. Does that mean? No it couldn't be.

" Sutcliffe..."

I looked down as he addressed me once more with a softer, but stiff tone.

" Sutcliffe..."

"Yes?" I said with a smile. He might confess! I finally broke the rusted lock on his heart! I caresses his arm softly up and down with my left hand .

" Yes, Willu~..."

" Sutcliffe...just get out of those clothes and get back to work. If you come on to me that way again I'll reprimand your death scythe once again for horrible social conduct among others."

I felt crestfallen as he led me on, as he spoke softly to me, only to crush me into the ground, making sure to break every piece of me. I followed his retreating form to the office for a minute and slowly made my way to the office. I picked up wavering voices in the silent hallway, my ears perking up at the sound of my co-workers speaking to one another.

"...Hi William..."

" Hello Ronald, what a nice thing to see you from under all that paperwork."

I covered my mouth as I heard William, the William T. Spears, the one shinigami able to make...to make undertaker to stop laughing is speaking warmly to RONALD?! The little player that hates overtime!? I listened closely as I press my ear against the door hoping to hear more of the conversation going on just behind the wooden door.

" So what have you been up to Ronald?"

" Oh nothing much, I have a lot of paper work to finish nowadays."

" Ah, it doesn't have anything to do with-"

" No! No, I mean it has nothing to do with Grelle-san."

" Okay then, I guess I shall see you when I see you."

" Wait! Um...this might kinda sound weird-"

" We have Sutcliffe in our group everything sounds normal to me nowadays."

" Well, um do you, you know..."

" Know what, Ronald?" Will's voice sounded humorous, I mean humorous? The world's gonna end, the sky is falling. I twisted the doorknob very slowly so I could see the position they were in at the moment to see... Oh. Ronald was against the wall with his arms behind his back and his right tip of his foot was on the floor moving the rest of his foot that was not touching the ground. William, on the other hand was leaning sideways against the wall with an elbow propping him up, his taller form leaning over the small blond's form. He was balancing his glasses on the tip of his nose and it seemed his hair was messed up a bit, put out of it's ordinary place so it resembled his hair when they first worked together. I was in... Total shock. Will, he rejected me saying he did not have relationships with co-workers but here he is! Flirting with that little brat!

" So...as I was saying Will...you want to um I don't know go to the small apple garden near the edge of town...with me? But if you don't want to I totally under-" Ronald's sentence was cut off as William placed a kiss on the edge of his mouth, which then made Ronald blush to the very tips of his ears, and said, " I would love to accompany you, Ronald." William then pushed his glasses up and left the room leaving a blushing Ronald still against the wall, holding a hand to where William kissed him. I shut the door as quietly as I could before running down the hall, tears already falling down my probably already blotchy face. I ran and tripped a few times, still not used to the heels, until I made it to my apartment. I ripped my garments off until I lay on my silk red bed in my trousers. I screamed into my pillow until my voice grew hoarse and I mustered up a few painful sobs before I fell asleep, planning on skipping work the next day.

End flash back...

2 days ago

Grelle POV

That day was horrible. I felt horrible. Useless and unwanted. But then when I took a stroll around town I saw William with Ronald, and they looked so...happy. Ronald was trying to pick an apple that was just out if his reach. William being the gentleman smiled, and I mean smiled an I love you sooo much smile, and got the apple for him. All my anger washed away that moment and I knew that Ronald was meant for William. So that means I have to work extra hard to get Sebastian! I will do it!

Nowaki POV :3

This day cannot and I mean cannot get worse. This morning alone Hiou chan barged in while I was changing. She saw everything. The bite marks, the scratches, the small hickey on my inner thigh... So I glued her mouth shut before she could scream like last time. Then there was the task of getting the adhesive off her mouth without difficulty. Yeah, not fun. Afterwards I cooked breakfast for myself only to have Bard come in, then Mey-rin, Finny (I don't mind him), and the triplets come in to eat also. Then while I was cracking the eggs open, one of them exploded. How in the hell is that possible! Then a frikin cat with a pastry as a body with a...a rainbow trailing after it saying nyan appeared and RAN ME OVER. then Claude had this 'I'm going to rape you and you're gonna like it face' pointed at Sebastian when he was picking up Mey-rin's biggest blunder of the moment. Though at least it's better...better than over there. The unending screams and hands...so many touching, scratching, creepy hands. Yes, even though it's crazy, it's better...

A/n: soooooooo what yoo think peeps? Completely and totally late right? I know, I need motivation to finish things so...blame blackdagger143 for not motivating me! Pm her and yell at her! Also who knows what I was talking about when Nowaki got ran over? You get a preview of the next chapter and a hand on helping me make it better if you know :3 please...
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