Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts
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It was 11:00 clock in the morning. Saix was the only one in bed. He felt a splash of water on his face. He woke up only to see that Xigbar has poured a glass of water on his head.
"Rise and shine pig fucker" said the sarcastic Freeshooter.
"Leave me alone" Saix said still upset from the events that unfolded the other day.
"As if… you got work to do, as second in command it is my job to make sure you don't slack. Now get your ass up" Xigbar said pulling off the covers.
Saix yawned "Alright alright I am up."
After showering and getting ready he went to the grey area. When he got there he saw Xion sitting on the couch and Xigbar standing in the middle of the room. He looked at Xion briefly but then he kept it moving. Unbeknownst to him she blushed a little.
"So captain useless could make it" Xigbar mocked.
Saix rolled his eyes "Just tell me my mission already."
"Alright fine" Xigbar said handing him a peace of paper.
"Roxas: 2 backs of jolly rancher, 3 boxes of butterfingers, 2 3 liters of grape soda… this is a grocery list" Saix said annoyed.
"Yeah what of it" Xigbar said smirking evilly.
"You would degrade me to going grocery" Saix said his voice icy cold as always.
"As if… grocery shopping is serious business, besides it is not like your going alone poppet is going with you" said Xigbar.
"You couldn't have given us a more challenging mission" said Xion getting up from her seat.
"As if… I gave most of those to the others. I sent Xaldin to Beast Castle to do some more research around the area. I sent Luxord to Port Royal for recon. I sent Axel and Roxas to Neverland for heart collecting. And last but not least I sent Demyx to Harlem for the most important mission of all."
"And what was that" Saix said plainly. At that moment a dark portal opened up and Demyx came out. "Alright Xiggy I got the bud" Demyx said while holding three brick sized bags of weed.
"You sent Demyx to get weed" Saix said with an even more than usual plain look on his face.
"Of course … and you guys are going grocery shopping."
"Why do we even need to go grocery shopping, don't we enough food in the castle" Xion said a tad bit upset.
"Isn't it obvious, we can't smoke and have no munchies" said Xigbar.
"So you two are going to smoke while everyone else are on missions" Saix said getting even angrier.
"AH yeah … I work my ass off on missions so I deserve some down time" Xigbar said.
Saix sighed "Let's just go and get this over with." Saix opened a dark portal and he and Xion walked through it.
They arrived in front of the super market in Twighlight Town. Saix sighed "They should have just sent you on this mission" Saix said.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Xion questioned.
"What it simply means is a higher nobody such as myself should not be lowered to going on these pointless missions" Saix said pushing the wrong buttons.
Xion rolled her eyes and sighed "Your no longer second in command, Xigbar is. That means you're just like everyone else."
"Whatever …. Let us just keep it at that and finish this irritating mission" Saix said while entering the supermarket. This supermarket was your typical run of the mil supermarket. There was your typical lazy workers, the people that took forever on line, and the panhandlers who pretend to be homeless when they live across the street.
"So what do we have to get" Xion asked. Saix pulled a list out of his pocket. The list had the members names on it and what they wanted.
"Xemnas gave us a spending budget of only 100 dollars. So we have to make do with what these people want on the list" Saix handed the list to Xion.
"Well let's see here. We already know what Roxas wants. Axel wants Captain Crunch, Chips Ahoy, Ketchup, Hot Dogs 8 packer, cheese and hotdog buns. Demyx wants Goya Beans, a three liter of mountain due, mustard, chicken and turkey wings. Xaldin wants Ox tails, duck tape, lotion and some magnum condoms… ok that was too much info. Xemnas wants Fried chicken, watermelon, some red and purple coolade and 7 bags of sugar. Saix why is Xemnas's section of the list so racist." Xion said.
"He thinks he is black… but in truth when he was human he was white but thanks to an unfortunate accident it made him brown" Saix said calmly.
"But that does not give him an excuse to try to be black. What he put down was really racist" Xion said with a disappointed look on her face.
"You have to understand one thing Xion. When it comes to Xemnas there is no logic. Why else do you think he put us on this retarded mission anyway? Besides the guy has arthritis, old timers and an identity crisis" Saix said.
"But it was Xigbar who told us to come here" Xion pointed out.
"And who was the idiot to make patchy the butt pirate second in command" Saix said coldly which earned him a giggle from Xion. "Besides we are talking about a man who sleeps all day" Saix said.
"Does he really" Xion asked.
"Why else do you think you never bump to him in the castle" Saix said.
"Wow... that is weird. But anyway we still have to finish reading the list. Luxord wants a 12 pack of Pepsi, green grapes, French vanilla ice cream and strawberry's. Xigbar wants some Newport's 100's, brownie mix, Hershey's kisses, Doritos, lays original potato chips, zebra cakes, fudge brownies, M&M's and weed. It says go see Seifer in the Twighlight town alleyway for the weed. Oh god don't they have enough pot" Xion sighed.
They went and finished what was on Axel's and Demyx's list. After that they looked for Luxord's stuff. Most of it was easy to get all except for the French vanilla ice cream.
"Does it really matter what vanilla ice cream we get Luxord" Xion said.
"Luxord is very specific on the things he wants. Seeing as he wanted French vanilla and not regular vanilla we must have a dislike of vanilla ice cream" Saix said. The two searched the whole ice-cream section for 21 minutes until finding it. It was the Ice-cream all the way at the bottom.
"It is always the brit that is the hardest to shop for" Xion said.
"I take it you went on grocery duty before" Saix said.
"You were the one who gave the mission that day anyway. It took me hours to find Luxord's blue jello and Marluxia's hair jell. God English people are so hard to satisfy" Xion said.
"Well we finished Luxord's list let's move on to Xemnas" Saix said. They finished getting everything on Xemnas list. Xion felt really racist for even going along with Xemnas ridicules demands. After finishing they moved on to Roxas list. Lucky for them number 13 was the simplest to please.
Next up was Xaldin. They got his Oxtails and moved on to get the condoms. Xion eyebrow rose as she saw the different brands and sizes of condoms. She then turned around to see that Saix already got the condoms and was walking away. They then went and got the duct tape. Many perverted thoughts arose as they breezed through Xaldin's list.
Last but not least was Xigbar's list. Even though the Freeshooter demanded the most out of the whole Organization he was simple to shop for. After completing the list they got a few things for them and got on line. Trying to find the shortest line was hard seeing as the lines were all long and took forever.
Xion sighed "This could take forever."
"Just be patient it should not take that long" Saix said. They waited 30 minutes but the line did not seem to move.
"This SUCKS" said an irritated Xion.
"And this is why you don't shop in Twighlight Town" Saix said.
"You have a better suggestion" Xion said.
"Well we could have gone to Hollow Bastion. There is barley anyone living there or we could have gone to the land of dragons which has less options but the lines are shorter. But I can say it is a good thing we did not go to Traverse Town" Saix said.
"Why not Traverse Town?" Xion asked.
"Well if you think these lines are bad Traverse Town is worse" Saix said
"I take it you been to that supermarket before" Xion said.
"When me and Axel first entered the Organization we was sent on a shopping mission. The mission literally took forever" Saix said.
"How did you ever get out of there?" Xion asked.
"Well…." Saix thought back to the day when he and Axel where on the mission. He then grabbed Xion and teleported with the groceries.
They teleported to the kitchen. Xion stared at Saix. "Did you just teleport us away without paying" Xion said.
"Well would you rather wait on that dreadful line for hours or just leave without paying?" Saix said slightly smiling.
"I guess you have a point" Xion said. They started to put away the food. "Hey Saix" Xion said. Saix turned his attention to the raven haired girl.
"What is it you do after work?" Xion asked.
"Nothing really. Sometimes I just watch TV or sleep" Saix said. He then stared at Xion noticed she had stopped in place.
"Why do you ask?"
"Just curious" Xion said. Xion finished packaging and opened a dark portal. She then looked at Saix who was still packing. "It may not mean anything but I hope we can hang out sometimes after work" she said blushing. She looked back to see if her words affected Saix in any way butt did not find the answer she was looking for. Saix was still packing groceries. She then sighed and went in the dark portal.
Unbeknownst to her Saix had a faint blush on his face.
Xion went to the clock tower in Twighlight Town. She saw her two best friends setting there eating ice cream. "Wow you finally made it. We were getting worried" Axel said handing Xion an Ice-cream.
"Yeah… we went shopping" Xion said.
"Wow that must have been tuff. Especially with all the demands" Roxas said.
"Not really me and Saix breezed through it" Xion said.
"Wo wo wo they put you and Saix on another mission together" Axel said.
"Yep" Xion said with a cheery smile.
"Well you don't look upset about it. I thought you hated Saix" Roxas said with a little irritation in his voice.
"He's not that bad" Xion said.
"Uh… Xion… I do hope you know this is Saix we are talking about. The moon dog who barks orders on the daily" Roxas said.
"Remember he is not second in command anymore. So it is not like he can bark any orders" Xion said.
"Well I still don't like him, he's a dick" Roxas said with jealousy in his voice.
"Saix is not that bad. When we were kids he was pretty cool" Axel said Saix's defense.
"I am entitled to my own opinion. If I think he's a dick he's a dick" Roxas said getting up from his seat. "Good day you two" Roxas said opening a dark portal.
"What's wrong with him" Xion said.
"You know how he gets at times. He just has sand in his vagina again" Axel said earning a laugh from Xion. "So you and Saix are getting kind of chummy" Axel said.
"It's not like that. I just think he is not that bad of a person. A little quiet but something that's worth figuring out" Xion said.
"I agree, Saix is not that bad. He just lets his rank get to him sometimes. But with that gone we should see a new more interesting side of him" Axel said.
"So do you think I should try to hang out with him" Xion said.
"That is up to you Xion. If you think he is worth the struggle then by all means go for it. But just don't get on the other side of the moon if you know what I mean, got it memorized" Axel said.
"Sure do Axel" Xion said opening a dark portal. "See ya" she said.
"Later Xion". Xion went through the portal. Axel sighed "It looks like things are going to get a little too interesting now."
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Saix went to the grey area to see the two pot heads Demyx and Xigbar zoned out on the sofa. Saix glared at Xigbar. For a while Xigbar glared at him until the glare was broke when he started laughing like a hyena.
"You sicken me" Saix said as he started to walk out of the grey area.
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