Partners in Crime
By Weirdbard
Chapter 2
Shego winced as she started to come to. She couldn't believe she let that bimbo in a red and black suit pull such an obvious stunt as shoving on the canister they were both holding and catching her so flat footed as to be knocked out.
Holding off on opening her eyes fully, Shego tried to make sense of what her other senses were telling her. She could hear the drip drip of water and the floor underneath her questing hands she felt gritty dirt. She realized someone hadn't bothered to tie her hands together and planned to make that someone very sorry for such a mistake. Hearing someone walking towards her she stilled her search and tried to act as if she was still unconscious. Finally not being able to take the suspense any more she barely opened her eyes and peeked through her eyelashes.
The green skinned red head was a few feet away from her and was leaning over the sitting form of Ron Stoppable. They boy's eyes were wide open but looked vacant.
"Listen up Ron." Ivy told him. "There are some simple but never to be broken rules. One: You are to obey me or Harley no matter what we tell you to do. Two: Under no circumstances are you to ever fight against us or try to harm us in any way. Three: You are free to act as you normally would as long as doing so does not break any of the first two rules or would result in us being unhappy. Do you understand?"
Shego could see Ron arms quivering slightly as he obviously tried to fight whatever it was the red headed bitch had done to him.
Ivy sighed and reaching into a pocket she pulled out her lipstick and applied it to her lips. Bending over she tilted Ron's head up to hers and kissed him once again.
"Do you understand?" She asked again.
"Yes Mistress." Ron answered her immediately but in a wooden manner as if he were only a ventriloquist's dummy.
"Um Red?" Harley's voice called out from somewhere behind Shego. "I thought too much use of that lipstick killed men? I mean I want to hang on to our new pets for a while…"
"Relax Harley. I redid the formula. The more I use it the more permanent the effects will be but it no longer destroys a man's brain cells. Your new 'puppy' will be fine as long as you remember to feed and look after it."
Shego couldn't help it. Hearing that they had some kind of mind control chemical caused her body to jerk in reflex. The memories of the mind control chip that Drakken had used on her once were still too fresh.
"Oh yay!" Harley squealed. "Our other toy has woken up."
Shego with a growl shot to her feet, only to find a heavy logging chain she hadn't noticed before was attached to a collar around her neck and prevented her from lunging at the woman in front of her.
"Ron protect." Ivy smirked as she simply stepped back.
Ron leapt to his feet and stepping next to Shego he wrapped his arms around her pinning her arms at least temporarily to her side. Shego noticed that even though the man's face was empty of expression, his eyes were alive with sadness and regret and they were begging for her to understand. Not wanting to hurt the guy, since he was as much a victim at the moment as she was, Shego didn't fire up her plasma powers and even stopped struggling for a second.
"Good Blackie." Harley's hated voice called out from behind her again. "Let me explain something to you. The collar around your neck is packed with high explosives."
Shego stilled even more upon hearing that.
"And we've rigged it to go off several different ways. If you try to remove the collar? BOOM. If you try to leave this little love nest we have set up? BOOM! If Ivy or me press a hidden button? BOOM!"
"I get the idea." Shego gritted out between clenched teeth.
"Oh one last one." Harley added. "If you get too far from Ronnie here, both of your collars go boom boom."
"Why that last one?" Shego practically growled.
"Because back in my dimension I had two matched Hyenas as pets and I want my new pets to be the bestest of friends as well." Harley replied as she finally came around into Shego's view. She had a wicked smirk on her face. "As a matter of fact, Ronnie be a dear and show Shego how glad you are that she is with us and give her a big kiss."
Shego could see Ron's eyes grow large in shock but that was the only reaction he was being allowed at the moment and against his will he started to lean in to kiss Shego. Shego started to struggle in his grip once again. Exploding collars be damned she wasn't going to be turned into some sick bitches live sex show to amuse them. Shego did once again though refuse to use her plasma powers on Ron.
Ron continued to gently but firmly hold her arms to her side in a parody of an intimate hug. Shego found herself amazed on just how strong Ron was as she was not instantly able to break free from his grasp.
"Gee Harley, it doesn't look like Shego is interested in being friends with your Ronnie. Maybe we should just pop his head off now and go back and get that red head and make her your other plaything?" Ivy's voice maliciously stated.
Shego stilled instantly. No matter what some might think from witnessing her fights with Kim, Shego was not into girls and certainly not that loud mouth opinionated do-gooder. She stared into Ron's eyes and could see the anguish of him being forced on her when she obviously didn't want it was eating him up inside. "It's okay Ron." Shego finally whispered to him.
Once Shego stopped resisting Ron quickly lowered his head down and brought his lips into contact with hers. Other than being given the order to give her a 'big' kiss nothing else had been stated so Ron was free within the orders to act the way he wanted so rather than slam his mouth down roughly on hers, Ron gently, tentatively brushed his lips against Shego's.
Shego in slight surprise thinking the kiss was going to be a rough demanding one opened her lips slightly and felt Ron's tongue gently flicking against hers. Still in a sense of shock she opened her mouth slightly more allowing Ron to deepen the kiss. After a few moments of surprisingly passionate kissing, Ron pulled back from Shego letting her catch her breath. And Shego was more than a little shocked to realize she needed the breather. Who knew that Kim's sidekick was such a good kisser?
"See Ivy? Blackie here likes it. She is just shy." Harley turned from Ivy to address Ron. "Ronnie be a dear and help Blackie to relax."
Ron's brow furrowed as he tried to make sense of the new orders. He was compelled to obey them but they were so vague he couldn't quite figure out what she meant. Finally he removed his arms from around Shego's side and sliding around behind her he placed his hands on her shoulders and started to massage her tense neck muscles, being careful to not go too near the explosive dog collar circling her neck.
Ivy gave a half shrug. "Not quite what I think Harley meant but I suppose that is a good start as any on relaxing her."
Shego wondered if things could get any more surreal. Here she was chained like a dog for the amusement of two very obviously dangerous and sick individuals while the sidekick of her worst enemy was giving her a backrub. Shego blinked as she realized that not only was he giving her a backrub but that was he was really quite good at it too. Even against her will her muscles were loosening as Ron expertly worked his large hands across her shoulders. Without even realizing it Shego and Ron slowly sank down to their knees and Shego ended up sitting on the floor between Ron's legs and leaning back against him as he worked her shoulders.
Shego had been to exclusive and very expensive world spas and never had she had someone give her such a through and expert massage. Ron it turned out had magic fingers when it came to backrubs. She almost involuntarily purred as Ron's hands found some of her most sensitive spots on her back and his fingertips danced across them.
"Ooh. I want him to give me a massage next." Harley breathed as she watched.
"No." Ivy stated flatly as she folded her arms across her chest. "He is not to touch you, ever! Understood Harley?!"
"Aww Red don't be that way. You know you are the only person for me." Harley cooed at her and stepping closer she raised herself up on her tiptoes and kissed Ivy.
Shego's eyes grew wider as she watched the two out of the corner of her eyes.
Harley didn't stop with just kissing Ivy. She reached up and tugging on the material of Ivy's costume she pulled the front of it down to reveal Ivy's breasts and letting her hands wander she started to tweak and gently pull on ivy's nipples all the while standing on tiptoes and swallowing Ivy's moans.
"Oh god." Shego thought to herself. "Can this day get any stranger or weirder?" She could feel Ron's hands quivering slightly as he continued to massage her back and realized the poor boy was as freaked and uncomfortable with what was going on as she was.
"Why don't you two get a room?" Shego finally said out loud as Harley start to cup and roughly massage Ivy's breasts right in front of her and Ron as if they didn't exist.
Harley stopped her ministrations to look back at Shego and Shego knew instantly from the glint in the strange woman's eyes that she had just made a mistake reminding them that they were there.
"I think someone is just jealous that Ivy is getting some much deserved attention and she isn't. Don't you think so Ronnie?"
Ron's hands stilled on Shego's back and she could most definitely feel his hands shaking as he rested them on her shoulder. Shego paled and sent an almost pleading look at Harley not to do what she thought the crazy woman was going to do next.
"Rooonnnieee" Harley dragged her nickname for him out. "I think….. You should pay as much attention to Blackie's front as you are doing to her back. Don't you?"
"Yes… Mistress." Ron quavering high pitched voice called out and Shego could feel his hands start to move from her back to her front.
"Don't … You …. Dare." Shego growled out.
Harley held out a small tube shaped object in her hand. On top of it could be seen a bright red button. "Click, click…BOOM." Harley sang out.
Shego resisted the urge to fire up her plasma powers and burn that smile from her face. So far she hadn't used her powers in front of them so they didn't know about them. But even her cosmic powers was no use to her if her head was blown off so Shego resisted the urge. Slowly, almost too slowly Ron's hands crossed from her back to her front and lightly started to massage her firm flat belly just underneath her breasts.
Shego's eyes widened once again but this time with a new reason. Harley, Ivy and Ron were close to finding out one of Shego's most closely guarded secrets. One no one had ever lived to tell another soul about. She was ticklish.
Ron fearing that Shego was going to go nuclear at any moment was resisting as much as he could which ended up with his fingers ghosting gently across Shego's costume with barely enough pressure for the woman to even feel it. He could feel Shego start to tremble in his grasp and just knew that any moment she was going to explode in pure rage and kill him for daring to touch her in such an intimate manner.
So it was in complete shock when a moment later Shego started… Giggling.
A shock that was reflected on Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn's face as well. Almost unbidden a thought occurred to Ron, one he had had many times before. That Shego when she wasn't shouting death threats, ranting or cursing… Had a very pleasing voice and her giggling was extremely feminine sounding.
He realized with horror that the warmth of holding her so close and the giggling she was so desperately trying to hold back was having the most unfortunate effect on him, I.E. It was exciting his body. In desperation Ron tried to think non arousing thoughts. Barkin shouting at him for being late, Kim with her arms folded glaring at him, the image of Drakken in nothing but T-shirt and boxers. That last image was one from Ron's memory as Kim and him had once made an early morning raid on one of Drakken's lair and had actually caught the blue skinned mad scientist in such a state. That image did the trick and Ron felt certain parts of his body start to wilt.
Leaning forward, Harley neared as close to Shego as she dared and stared into the woman's glaring eyes as Shego bit her lip to try to keep from giggling any more as Ron's fingers continued to lightly stroke her stomach.
"She's more relaxed now but I think you should help her 'relax' even more Ronnie." Harley smiled evilly as she addressed Ron over Shego's shoulder.
Ron's fingers stilled instantly and his strained voice called out. "What do you mean Mistress?" He asked shakily.
"Take her top off." Harley uttered with a smirk.
The effect was instant but not quite what Harely had been expecting. Shego blushed bright red and a moment later Ron started groaning in pain. Harley leapt back and looked over at Ivy, who had readjusted her costume and was no longer bared for the world to see. "What did I do?" She asked as she looked at Ron who seemed to be in extreme distress as his hands still around Shego's waist began to twitch and his body started to convulse.
"He's fighting the effects of my mind control kiss." Ivy almost in a bored manner explained to Harley. "He eventually shred his nervous system if he keeps resisting."
"Damn it!" Shego shouted at them. "He has a girlfriend. That redhead you had him punch back at the lab. Ron is too nice a guy to do anything he would consider cheating on her like you are trying to force him to do. You are killing him!"
Harley stepped closer to look at Ron's sweating face. "Is that it Ronnie? You don't want to cheat on your girlfriend?"
Through clenched teeth Ron was forced to answer truthfully. "Kim's not my girlfriend any more. She broke up with me."
This information surprised Shego and confused Harley Quinn. "Huh?" Quinn asked intelligently.
"Kim broke up with me a week ago to go out with another pretty boy. She does that a lot but this time I've decided I won't take her back if she tries to come back to me." Ron gritted out.
"Finally getting a backbone?" Shego asked over her shoulder to the man behind her.
"Even Rufus began to get disgusted with me. That's why he is not with me and is back at home." Ron admitted hanging his head down.
"Rufus?" Harley mouthed to Ivy. Ivy gave a shrug as if to say, 'don't know, don't care'. Harley turned her attention back to the still struggling Ron. "So if it is not being disloyal to your ex girlfriend, why are you resisting the orders so much? Is it because you don't find Blackie here good looking or desirable and that is why you don't want to touch her?"
Shego shot a glare at Harley that if looks could kill, Ivy would have had to start Harley's funeral very soon. Harley for her part just ignored Shego as if she didn't exist at the moment.
"I think…" Ron tried to clamp his teeth together to keep from answering as Ivy's drug forced him to reply to Harley's question truthfully. "That Shego is… That Shego looks like…"
Shego found herself frowning as she along with Harley waited to find out what Ron really thought of her looks.
"Like a goddesss." Ron finally groaned out. "Shego is easily the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." Ron finally admitted in a rush.
Shego couldn't resist a slight smirk at this, but the smirk was wiped away when she felt Ron convulse behind her even more strongly.
Harley was genuinely confused. "Well if you are not 'attached' at the moment and you think Blackie here is so gorgeous, why are you fighting it so much?"
"Shego doesn't want me to touch her. You are trying to force me to molest and basically rape a unwilling woman!" Ron shouted in anguish.
Ivy nodded her head. "There you go Harley. There is your problem right there. The boy has morals. You should have known that when we found him and the loud mouth trying to prevent Shego here from robbing that lab when we arrived. He's another boyscout like Batman back in Gotham and won't do anything that compromises his moral ethic codes." Ivy shrugged. "Kind of a pity really."
To Ron she said. "Forget Harley's orders to undress Shego."
Ron's immediately relaxed and his hands stopped trembling.
"Separate from Shego and stand up." Ivy continued to order. Shego felt a knot develop in her stomach as she noticed that Harley was watching Ivy with nervousness now and Ivy's face lacked any concern or mercy at all. Ron stumbled to his feet leaving Shego to suddenly feel cold as his warmth was taken from her back.
Ivy gestured to another part of the warehouse like place they were in. "Go over to that plastic wrap on the floor over there and wrap yourself in it." She ordered Ron pointing at some packing supplies that had been left behind in the warehouse.
"Um, Ivy what are you going to do with him?" Harley asked.
"I'm going to have him wrap himself in that plastic so when I blow his head off with the collar he is wearing he won't make a mess. You know how unpleasant bits of brain matter can be when they are all over the walls."
Shego her eyes wide in shock shouted. "What?"
Ivy looked at her in boredom. "It is obvious that Harley here wants to see you two together. Frankly I can't see what any self respecting woman would want a man to touch them in the first place but hey, if that is what Harley wants I'm not going to interfere with her fun time but… It is obvious that Ron will not allow himself to force himself on a unwilling woman so Harley here is never going to get what she wants so…" Ivy shrugged. "Ron here is useless to her plans. So he has to go boom boom." Ivy held out her hand to Harley. "Give me his detonator Harley."
Harley reluctantly reached into the cleavage of her costume and pulled another of the cylinder tubes with a button on top of it and handed it over to Ivy. "Gee Red, he was cute too." Were the only words of protest she gave.
"You two are insane!" Shego shouted as she got up off the floor and started to move towards them, or at least as far as the chain attached to her collar would let her. Shego felt a chill run down her spine when the only reaction to that proclamation she gave was both women looked at her and then at each other and shrugged as if to say, well doh.
As Ron started to lift the plastic wrapping off the floor Shego yelled out in desperation. "I'm not unwilling!"
Ron froze and Ivy and Harley turned to look at her with raised eyebrows.
"What?" Ivy asked after a moment.
"I'm not unwilling. Ron you wouldn't be molesting or raping a woman." Shego said but refused to look at any of them but stared at the ground at her feet. She glanced up when she heard the plastic wrap
continued to rustle, only to see Ron was lifting it in preparation to wrapping himself in it. "She's lying to try and save me." Ron said woodenly.
"Damn it Ron! Have you ever known me to care one wit about someone else's suffering?" Shego looked away in annoyance. "I thought you were cute the first time you and Princess interfered with one of Drakken's stupid plans, okay?"
Ron paused in his task. "You did?" He asked.
"Yeah I did. I remember thinking in annoyance that while you and Princess were pests at least you were an easy on the eye pest. And all those times you saved her. I was jealous thinking why can't I have some guy as loyal and as caring as Princess did." Shego refusing to look up stated.
Ivy rolled her eyes. "This is starting to sound like some damn soap opera." She stated to Harley.
Harley slapped her lightly on her arm. "Shhh Red. This is starting to get good. I wish I had some popcorn." To Shego she said. "Then have you ever fantasized about you and Ron making wild whoopee?"
Shego shot a hate filled glare at Harley but then noticed that Ron while still holding the plastic wrap in his hands was looking back at her curiously waiting the answer as well, taking a deep resigned breath Shego answered. "Yes. I will admit that there have been times… Alone in one of Drakken's lair while lying in my cold empty bed that I've… Thought about you Ron."
Ivy dangerously tapped the detonator against her lip as she considered. "Okay Ron. Command cancelled. Return to Shego's side." She finally said.
"But I think we need more proof that you are not just saying this to save Ronnie's life." Harley added as Ron returned to stand in front of Shego.
"Like what?" Shego gritted out.
"Like if you desire Ron's touch then you should strip for him." Ivy was the one to answer her question.
Shego shot them another glare but finally she slowly started to reach up and undo her costume's jacket and slowly remove it. Moving slowly Shego slid the zipper down and as if dancing to music she eased the costume off her shoulder. Shego could see Ron's eyes as he struggled to keep them looking into her eyes and not let his glance wander down as Shego started to bare herself to him. Shego could see in Ron's warm brown eyes the beginnings of lust and desire, which stripping for a man she expected but also saw something else in his eyes she wasn't sure of but left her with a warm tingling feeling she hadn't felt before. It wasn't lust or desire per sey but more of a longing.
"You… don't have to… do this." Ron fighting the control Ivy had over him managed to whisper.
"I wasn't lying earlier Ron. I probably would never have told you and if I did I would have certainly chosen a better place and time than this but I do find you attractive." Shego said placing a hand on his cheek. "Oh and Ron? You can look down if you want to." She whispered.
Ron's eyes slowly lowered till he was staring at her bared chest. Slowly he closed the gap between them and lowering his head he kissed her deeply.
"Yippee!" Harley squealed. "My pets like each other!"
Ivy rolled her eyes. "Can we just go to bed now?" She asked Harley.
"One more second Red." Harley said gleefully and ran over to Shego and Ron's side. "Ronnie? I want you to make sure Blackie here has a lot of fun and is very relaxed by morning. Understand me?"
Shego glared at the woman but Ron replied. "Yes Mistress."
"Have fun you two." Harley said with a smile and then raced over to Ivy's side. Ivy shook her head at her antics but then much to Shego and Ron's relief started to lead Harley around behind some large crates giving Ron and Shego some privacy for a change. Ivy glanced over at them one last time before disappearing with Harley behind the crates. "Remember. Try to leave this building and your heads pop off like champagne corks and remember your standing orders Ron. Do not allow Shego to do anything that would threaten Harley and I and do not let her try to leave."
Ron against his will nodded his head.
"Oh and make sure Blackie has a great time tonight." Harley's voice called out as she reached up and grabbed Ivy by the top of her costume and pulled the redhead out of sight behind the boxes.
Ron trembling from strain and pain from trying to deny the instructions he was given, tried to pull back from Shego so the woman could cover herself again but stopped as Shego placed a hand on his cheek and turned him to look at her once again. "They said you were to show me a good time Stoppable." Shego brushed her fingertips along his jaw line. "And I want you to."
It wasn't the best circumstances. It wasn't the best place. But it was something that Ron had fantasized about ever since first meeting Shego and now that he knew she was not averse to the idea, it was something he was determined to do right. "Yes Shego." he replied as allowed his hands to wander to areas he would never dare dreamed of touching outside his fantasies.
