Naruto glared from behind the newspaper
Naruto glared from behind the newspaper. He was sitting on a bench in the shopping-district in Konoha, holding a newspaper infront of his face. If you looked closely, you could see Tsunade's picture had two holes in her chest that was filled with jealous blue eyes. Those who did look close enough decided to not comment the matter.
The blue gaze was directed at two giggling girls. Two very cute giggling girls. Who were holding hands. And currently holding up different types of sexy lingerie to each other in the middle of the streets. The blonde haired one waved a pair of see-through string in the bluenette's face, who blushed heavily.
Naruto growled, but felt oddly aroused by the scene. Or, maybe not oddly. Many men fantasized about lesbians! But Naruto was a stubborn guy. He did NOT like to share his ramen, period. And by ramen he meant Hinata. And he also meant that Ino could run her sexy ass off to someone else.. Like Sakura! Because according to Kiba, she was practically a dude.
Naruto snickered at the thought of Sakura and Ino, before shuddering of a sudden chill. It was like a ice cold bucket of water had been dumped on him. But Naruto knew better. He wasn't drenched, not wet at all. Except a little drool on his cheek maybe. But the chill didn't dissapear, and Naruto frowned, taking his eyes off the girls. This was very strange! It's winter, people are wearing kimono's and yukata's, eating ice-cream and enjoying the sun! Not normal with coldness. Naruto's left eye twitched.
He could swear he had hear death ralling! Like that dead woman in the wall in The Grudge! Naruto cursed Jaraiya for forcing him to see it. He saw a glimpse of white and brown, and suddenly he was crashed up against a wall on the other side of the bench. He choked as a chakra-enhanced hand gripped his neck tightly.
"S-Sakura...?" he gasped, trying to focus his blurry eyes. A burning sensation in his arm told him otherwise.
He blinked rapidly and saw long, girlish brown hair and white eyes with bulging veins.
Oh shit. "N-Neji..! W-whazzaagh?!" Naruto tried to say, but was cut off as Neji let him go and kicked him in the stomach.
"It is my duty to protect Hinata-sama from anyone that threatens her virtue. Especially you, Uzumaki-san."
Naruto squinted his eyes as beads of sweat rapidly slid down his back. "Eeeh? Neji, you wouldn't-"
"I am instructed to kill anyone who approaches without being her husband or team-mate. I can see, Uzumaki-san, you are neither." Neji said in a monotone, glaring at Naruto.
Naruto laughed nervously and looked over to the girls who were whispering quietly among themselves, before walking away, not even noticing the scene behind them.
"What about Ino?!" Naruto suddenly screeched and tried to point, but found his arm useless and throbbing with pain. "Auch!" he added with a pout.
Neji glare didn't even move a nano second from Naruto. "Ino-san is a friend of the family, she is accepted. Hinata-sama's virtue is certainly not threatened by her." Neji scoffed, and if he was a normal person who showed emotions in his voice, he would have been mocking. But he isn't, so he didn't.
"She is threatening Hinata-chan's err.. Virtue? Yeah, whatever, she is more than me!" Naruto stated with a growl in his chest.
"She is not."
"Hell yeah, she is!"
"No."
"Yes!"
"Nuh-uh."
"Uh-huh!!"
"..."
"...Neji?"
"No."
"GOD DAMNIT! She is!! She's holding her hand, pushing see-through lingerie in her face and they wash their underwear together Neji!! Those that ring any bells?!" Naruto said, hissing the 'washing of underwear' part.
"They are BFFL." Neji said.
"I don't even know what that means, Neji." Naruto said in a confused voice.
"Of course not. I guess you don't know the meaning of the word 'virtue' either, Uzumaki-san." Neji said, his droning tone worse than ever.
"It means virginity." Naruto said with a blank face.
"..." Neji was silent, before he glared even harder at the blonde.
"Of course you know that. After travelling for three years with that perverted man how could you not?!" Neji raised the volume on his voice as chakra started to flare around him.
"Eheheheeeh! Neji, ol' pal! Don't hurt me!" Naruto's pleading ended in a blood-curling scream.
500 yards down, Hinata's head snapped in the direction the torture was. "Such killer intent..! It must be nii-san!" she said and blinked. "What is he doing outside the lingerie shop?" she asked herself and activated her byukugan. "W-with Naruto! Oh kami have mercy.. Are they practicing sodomi? In the middle of the street..! Oh my... Neji-nii-san! Don't rip out his lungs!" Hinata was whispering shocked comments to herself when Ino jumped on her.
"Where were we?" she said with a grin as she straddled the Hyuuga.
Hinata blushed and Ino made her forget about what she had just seen. But she would shock Hiashi with a question about her cousin's sexual direction the next morning.
Naruto would be meeted at the hospital with a rage-filled Hyuuga to pound him senseless. Again.
