AN:// ok so I forgot my book for science class, and that is how this baby was born! I really don't care how poorly it was written.. I just want to satisfy my boredom and for some reason it entertains people. XD

Dis: blah blah blah DON'T OWN blah blah ANYTHING IN THIS FIC OTHER THAN THE FIC ITSELF

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How it happened, nobody knew. Not even Zero himself understood why. The turtles talked around each other in a huddle obviously discussing something important, while the pilot of the Lancelot and the leader of the Black Knights watched on.

"BREAK!" the turtles screamed and lined themselves up in front of the two men. "We, the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles," one of them began, another one of them holding out a black headband up to Zero, "accept you, Lord Zero, to be one of us!" Raising his fist in the air the other ninja turtles (or so they appeared) yelled in joy, jumping up and down. Suzaku stared at the headband. And Stared. And stared. And stared. Then finally, laughed hysterically, walking himself out of the door to go join Euphemia, who was patiently waiting with Batman to induct her into the Justice League (they heard about the Special Zone of Japan incident) later on that night.

"That's a knee-slapper!" Euphie exclaimed slapping her said knee as Batman got Robin to get them into the Bat mobile before the Hob Goblin appeared with Spiderman again. On the outside, appeared Zero had no problem with his new team, but on the inside, Lelouch Lamperouge was utterly disgusted and made a face as such (kinda like he just ate a REALLY bad piece of pizza), loathing the headband in his hands. Until one of the turtles (he realy couldn't tell them apart) came over and put it on for him, followed by another turtle shoving a pizza on his mask/face, all of them yelling out "Party, Dude!" Zero sighed and joined them in their lame party defiantly.

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Arriving at the Justice League party, Batman sent Robin for the chocolate milk (he wanted Ovaltine, but was brought Nestle-Quick), leaving Suzaku and Euphie. Euphie gasped and ran off to join the PowerPuffGirls in a song about how love makes the world go 'round, and Suzaku proceeded to the snack table, then bumping into Sasuke Uchiha and Ben 10. they all let out a loud "WOAH!" and stared at each other.

"Holy shit!" Suzaku yelled out, taking a step back.

"We have the same voice?" Sasuke inquired.

"Don't you mean voice ACTOR?" Ben asked. Suzaku and Sasuke nodded at each other stared at Ben 10 evily. Suzaku took out his gun, and Sasuke used his fire jutsu, burning him and shooting him to death. Sadly Suzaku was betrayed as Sasuke stole the Lancelot (letting out quite an evil laugh) and he went chasing after him. After they left, Superman (Uberman) felt it was safe now to throw a booty-licious party as the Hulk asked Kallen, who snuck in there for the party, for a cigarette.

Zero was left to suffer with the Ninja Turtles watching "Little House on the Prairie".

The End.