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Isaac: Hello?

Me: Isaac. It's me. Augustus. The Great Leader Of The War Against Cancer.

Isaac: I know, you self-aggrandizing bastard. I have caller ID. What's up?

Me: Going to get my PET scan results...

Isaac: Good luck. Call me when you know.

Me: It will be fine. I'm fine. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend.

I hung up and forced The Tin Leg out of the car – It took some maneuvering, but eventually, he complied. Today was a good day, but mom didn't seem to notice. She was clutching her necklace and mumbling prayers under her breath. Dad's hands wouldn't stay still. His eyes wouldn't stay still either.

I dislike hospitals – as do most people. The smell of sterilization - of disinfectant and defeat - of hope being drained away by an IV; the sound of doctors and nurses chasing away the dead silence with medical malarkey. It actually made me miss The Heart Of Jesus. Screwed up, huh?

"Honey, hurry up!" Mom was holding the doors to the elevator open, but... Taking the elevator was a Last Days kind of activity. Hazel taught me that. And today wasn't my last day.

"You go on, guys. I'll join you up there."

Stairs were hurdles that I could make it through. It was hard, what with The Tin Leg and all, but it was possible. Cancer was a hurdle too, but not one I could live through. The drugs were giving me a minute, and then an hour, but they wouldn't give me forever. If I made it through today, I wouldn't the next time. If I made it through the next time, I wouldn't the time after.

Today, though, I was victorious. I conquered the stairs – albeit slowly – and reached the nurse's desk, breathing heavily. "Hi. Augustus Waters - I'm here for my PET scan results?"

The harried nurse gestured towards the waiting room, and my heart sank. I'd been in those rooms too many times, and from my experience, waiting rooms generally tended to lead to negative morale. Anticipation was... torturous. I sank into one of the uncomfortable chairs and tried to relax, leaning back and stretching. Mom and Dad, on the other hand, sat upright on the edge of their chairs. They seemed to get more anxious by the minute. Mom was biting her lip, and Dad was fiddling with his watch. I felt like I was watching a rerun I'd seen countless times before.

I flipped open The Price of Dawn, but even Sergeant Mayhem's terrifying adventures couldn't distract me from the smell of disinfectant; the hushed anticipation and mumbled realities that were filling the room. And in that moment, I developed a preference for Mayhem's infinite reality – some infinites are bigger than others, and his was bigger than mine. I could throw him over a grenade as many times as I wanted – all I had to do was restart the game, and he would be good as new

If only...

"Mr. and Mrs. Waters? Your son's results are in. If you could all step into my office for a moment..."

I've seen a lot of movies in my seventeen years, and that doctor's office will remain the most clichéd experience of my short life. He asked us to sit down and then droned on for 10 minutes, talking about the cancer, using a whole lot of words that meant nothing to me. I took out a cigarette and put it between my lips, waiting for him to give me the results. Then he did, and I began wishing he hadn't. He told me I had a month, put a bowl of candy on the desk, and walked out. Candy didn't fix everything. Candy was for children. Then again, at this point, I didn't feel very much like Augustus.

I felt like Gus.

Mom's hands stopped clutching the necklace. Instead, they were wiping away the tears on her face – but it didn't help. The tears she swept away were replaced by more, like my cancer. One tumor replaced by another, a third replaced by a fourth. Dad was telling her "The Lord Does Everything For A Reason", and "The Lord Would Protect", and "Everything Will Be Okay." But I was dying. In one month, all that will be left of me is pictures, mementos and memories. In a hundred years, those will be gone too. Everything that I did and built and wrote and thought and discovered will disappear into oblivion. Like me. "I'm going to die."

My shoulders started to shake and I did what Gus would do – I cried. This was painful, and this pain? It was demanding to be felt. Mom and Dad came over and sat around me and cried with me. Dad doesn't cry much, but he did then. I looped my long arms around them and heaved silently, letting the sound of their tears cover up the sound of mine.

We got up and left the room after our eyes were red and the all that was left of the candy was empty wrappers. Dad signed out, and Mom and I took the elevator down. We weren't talking, but the silence was weighted down with things none of us wanted to say. Mom was gripping my hand tight enough to stop the circulation, as if she could hold me here if she tried hard enough.

When we got to the car, I cringed and turned away. There were Encouragements everywhere. 'The Lord Blesses Us' on the bumper, 'It Is Always Darkest Before Dawn' on the windshield, and 'Love Conquers All' on my window. I snorted and ripped it off.

Turns out cancer is stronger than love.

I remember how people in books and movies say they're in shock when they find out. How saying it out loud makes it more real. I repeated "I am dying. I am going to die" again and again and again in the car, almost like a prayer.

Turns out the movies made that up. Saying it out loud didn't make it any more real. All it did was hurt my parents. Mom had her hands over her ears. She was shaking her head frantically, as if she thought not hearing it would make it go away. Dad looked at her and looked at me and slammed on the brakes. "Damn it, son! We will get through this! Together. Don't give up on me." I heard the words, but it is so easy to give up when you know something is inevitable... So very easy. I looked at him and tried to smile, but all I could think about was Hazel, and how she was wrong about being a grenade. I was the grenade. I'm a grenade. I wanted to leave a mark, but like most people on the earth, I'll be leaving scars. I'm a dog, squirting on a fire hydrant, poisoning the earth with my toxic piss.

I needed a distraction. I called Isaac. I didn't know how to tell him, so I said, "Isaac? This is Gus. I have good news and bad news. You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments you cannot even imagine yet. I'm not. I lit up like a Christmas tree, Isaac. I'm dying."

I waited for him to respond, to say something. Oblivion is inevitable, but I wanted to know I would be remembered. That I wouldn't be another unremembered casualty in the ancient and glorious war against disease. I waited, but he didn't respond – and I realized the line was dead.

The line was dead.

I took out a cigarette, put it between my lips, and lit it.

Hello Oblivion.

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