Mission 2:family ties
-During tsunade's hokage inauguration ceremony
the entire village was out at the celebration to see the new hokage take her place with the others in the history books
the council heads where reciting the oath
"do you,tsunade of the sannin,vow to protect this,the village hidden in the leaves,with your very life and to lead with fairness and compassion?"
the crowd went silent and with a sigh the buxom blond answered"i do"
all hell broke loose with people cheering in joy,it seemed it was going to be a good day for konoha,or maybe not
just as every thing looked like it was going good a massive shadow enveloped the village and every one looked up to see what it was
the owner of this village sized shadow was a black giant dragon,easily 400 feet long,with 2 huge wings about 450 feet from tip to tip
naruto and the rest of the other ninja raced on the stage to consult their new leader and the villagers,well they ran.
occasionally screaming"the demon has called in reinforcements" or "Monster!!!"
"lady hokage,what is that thing and what should we do?" said her student and new secretary shizune
"is it orochimaru?"asks naruto"
tsunade was just looking up at the creature trying to think"no,it's definitely not one of orochimaru's,he is very much afraid of dragons"
"DRAGON!!" screamed the entire group then naruto who was standing right next to the lady hokage felt he had to say
"dragons are real?"he says with a confused look on his face
the adults in the group just looked at him deadpan when his sensei stepped up
"you are the last person i expected to not believe in mythical creatures"
-on the dragon's head
"hay kid,wake up we're here!"
the silver haired teen last seen chasing after an s-rank missing nin,now sporting a pair of black metal framed sunglass', was now on the great creature's back slowly stirred from his nap at the dragon's words
"wake up,leaf village is just under us"
once more the teen made no attempt to awaken
"I SAID WAKE THE FUCK UP!
still nothing
"OK,fine..."
the giant dragon picked the mystery man up with his tail and flung him down at the village thus waking him up
"huh?...why do i feel like I'm falling?"he looked down"oh damn it Fafnir,what the hell you ass?!"
the dragon Fafnir just grinned a dragons grin and continued to fly off
"happy landings."
the boy turned so as to face the ground then turned to see Fafnir already gone "stupid impatient dragon bastard"
-back on the ground
"so lady tsunade,what should he do?"asked sakura
"well..."she said as she thought
at least until her thoughts here interrupted by kakashi pointing out the currently out of site "object" the beast had just launched at the village
"it threw something and its coming fast, It looks like its on fire!"
"crap OK,defense now talk later, make sure what ever it is it doesn't hurt any one."
at this a dozen leaf chunnin got as high as they could and fired at the thing and by fire i mean they shot fireballs at the potentially fiery object
-once more with our falling "object"
still facing the sky the teen simply grumbled to himself for a minute
"stupid dragon, always as with the crappy wake up calls. oh well sounds like I'm getting close to the ground now better get to flapping and slow my decent a bit."
the falling not-object then turned to face the ground only to come face to face with an amassment of fire that he could only notice before soring into it with one thought in his mind
'oh fuck me'
-yet again,back on the ground.(AN-OK enough of that I'm getting dizzy)
the ninja and civilians were glad that the dragon was gone,in fear of it trying to repeat the kyubi incident and it only served to brighten their day when the possible "weapon of mass destruction"was blown from the sky
"ya!"s and "the hokage saved us"s were heard through out the civilian populace but the ninjas had something different on their minds,and naruto was the first to speak up with the obvious question on everyones mind
"don't bombs or other flying death implements, you know,go boom when they blow up or at least turn to ash or something?"
"yes naruto,they do."said sakura to her dimwitted team mate
and it was at that moment that an indiscernible figure came flipping out of the fire and break neck speeds and he was now heading strait in an in-air b-line to wards the stage that naruto and the others where on
"is it just me or is that thing heading strait for us?"
before anyone could comment on that our unknown silver-haired fly boy from the sky came head to head with who else but naruto and the collision with our hard headed hero caused the flying person the bounce a few feet higher in the air and land, face to...mammary gland.
as the dust cleared from the impact everyone looked around to see what happened,naruto was in a whole on the stage and that was when everyone heard a faint whimper from who else but our pretty young hinata, as the silver backed teen was buried face first in the bresticle area of her jacket
poor hinata was simply put scared out of her mind and this is when naruto,neji,hinatas team and pretty much the entirety of the hyuga clan was tearing the boy from the 13 year olds boobs to revile a dizzy expression on his face,was this due to the boobs or the high speed air twirling?
"wow,every thing is spinning like, a lot. hehe..."door number 2 it is
with naruto and neji holding the dizzy mans arms,partly to keep him from trying something,partly to keep him from falling on his face. and now enter the godaime herself
"OK,who the hell are you and what the hell do you want?"as anbu showed up to guard against the possible threat that is the unknown teen
the Inquisition was barley heard by the man and as such his answer left much to be desired "eathen hehe...cousin hehe...looking hehe...blond...hehehehahehe"at this uneasy laughter, the now identified:eathen slumped over hard almost taking the much smaller boys holding him up face first to the ground.
eathen was slowly regaining his composure and at noticing this naruto,who barely understood what he said asked the needed question:
"uh,what did you say?"
enter the mass group face vault
the man was starting to come to and and was attempting to come to his feet,much to naruto and neji's joy as he is HEAVY and looked at the boy holding him up on his right"uh,what oh sorry, OK my name is...Naruto?Naruto Uzumaki?" as eathen looked at naruto in amazement
"no,that would be my name... wait how the hell do you know my name?"
eathen now standing on his own and no longer being secured by neji looked strait at naruto with joy in his eyes"Little baby naruto it's you!"he yelled in excitement as he picked the boy up in a hug and began spining in place with naruto still in arm, seeing as this man practically dwarfed a majority of the group,was a pretty interesting site to behold
"I'm sorry do i know you? and previously stated question, how do you know my name?"
"nope,you don't know me, but i know you. I'm you cousin,eathen heroshy, our dads were brothers!"
and at this silence ruled over the group,then all hell broke lose with questions coming from every direction, though not all were directed at eathen.
(AN-i don't want to come up with a clever way of saying who's talking so i will be very blunt about it)
"naruto has a cousin?"(sakura)
"you knew his dad?"(kakashi)
"his dad had a brother"(tsunade)
"YOU DID A FACE PLANT IN MY DAUGHTERS BOOBS!"(money bet would be on hiashi)
"i have family?"(naruto)
and eathen having enough of this exploded, answering each question exasperatedly. and interestingly enough, in order to
"ENOUGH, GOD! I'M NOT A FREKING MACHINE HERE! well at least not that kinda machine. YES I'M HIS COUSIN,I JUST SAID THAT! YES I KNEW HIS DAD,HE WAS A VERY FUNNY MAN AND MY UNCLE IN CASE THE CONCEPT OF THE WORD "COUSIN" IS LOST ON YOU! YES HE HAD A BROTHER , AGAIN: JUST!FREAKING! SAID THAT! AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I AM SORRY I CAN'T CONTROL MY LANDING POINT WHEN FLIPING 75 MILES PER HOUR IN MID FREAKING AIR!FUCK!" eathen now trying to catch his breath said simple"anything... huha... else?"
as silence once again conquered the group and this time it was a different blond who spoke up one ino yamanaka
"um, how do you get your hair so shiny?"
and at this every one thought she was joking to ease the tension least until they noticed the startling sheen to his back length silver hair
"oh, um, simple,lather,rinse,repeat"eathen stated enacting each motion as he said it
and at this naruto broke down laughing like a hyena on nitrous oxide
"was it really that funny?and i...uh wasn't kidding"eathen asked the combined group with a blank stair only to get shrugs
naruto then stopped his laughter fit and stood to say"yeah right,nice one, cousin. OK,who put this guy up to this? you got me ha ha ha, lets all have a big laugh now. seriously, who hired you to do this, sasuke, kakashi-sensei, huh, who?"
eathen then looked at naruto then at the group and they all shared a similar expression and tsunade took the initiative and laid in on the questions"naruto makes a good point, while no one hear apparently hired you to do this who did? and if you are naruto's family,then where have you been for the last 13 years?"
making a bit of a pouty face eathen answered disdainfully "i was doing other things that i needed to do before i could come and see him"
only helping to make the situation even more tense and making them all think he is not what he says he is and looking to wards eathen with unblinking, suspicious eyes"well your going to have to give use something, proof of your claim as naruto's relative."
with a sigh eathen proceeded to remove his sunglass' with his eye's closed rubbing his forehead at the shity situation he was now in "uh, ok look..."then looked strait to wards tsunade to answer her question, eye's now open, but was quickly interupted the second the hokage say his eye's and she said the first thing to come to mind with moderate shock "your eyes,there just like orochimaru's?"
now if your wondering what just happened the answer is simple Eathen's eye's are a stunning shade of golden yellow,the same color as the snake sannin, the only person to have that eye color in known history but that is where the similarities end, his pupils where not snake like slits, they were in no way normal though, they where small vertical ovals, hardly noticeable barely bigger then normal, they looked almost like a sever, visible astigmatism and he lacked the purple eye shadow things around his eye's,but his rather ominous red scar across his right eye kinda made up for it.
and at the statement of the hokage,everyone in the crowd reacted, instantly tensing up unsure if a fight was about to ensue or not, everyone that is save the hokage herself.
instantly the present squadrons of anbu surrounded the teen, attempting to secure him. blades at his throat and all ninja present took a battle stance
eathen on the other hand had a very un-orochimaru like expression,if he was orochimaru or associated with orochimaru and was caught he would likely act accordingly, and probably start laughing and then call some reinforcements to back him up with what ever plan he had. but no, he had a very much not happy,"rip-your-head-off,shit-down-neck" look on his face,the kinda look that makes you wanna cry like a baby in its crib,which told everyone he was at least not the snake man.
"i don't know who the fuck that is but how dare you threaten me with no provocation! now back the fuck off before I'm forced to retaliate and trust me, you DON'T want that."
at this jiraiya finally realized where he had seen this kid before"He's right. this is the guy that chased off itachi and kisame." to say the ninja where surprised was an under statement
tsunade saw the potential issue's that could ensue here and felt a need for damage control"i apologize eathen, we have been on edge lately and i mistook you for someone else,stand down men. false call on my part."
as the blades were withdrawn from his vicinity, eathen took a deep breath to calm himself "whatever, now if you want proof of my relation to naruto we could wait to get a blood test but i think the fastest way will due much better. there is a technique that was invented by my uncle, naruto's father that to my knowledge only a few people have mastered, including my uncle, my father, me and recently i heard that naruto knows it to as well..."
at this everyone looked at naruto for some sort of explanation but the meaning of Eathens words had already hit home and he was a bit unresponsive. not getting anything they then looked back to eathen
"what the hell are you talking about?"
with a sigh, eathen closed his eyes and rubbed his forehead again
"whatever, dammit I'll just show you"
and with a deep breath and a very naruto-esq looking grin on his face eathen announced "now i give you...the Spiraling sphere!"
he held out his left hand and in the leather covered palm of it, a fiery red vortex swirled faster and faster until the whole of the group say a perfect, red, spiraling orb.
" or if you prefer, some call it the Rasengan"
the only sound to be heard was the hum of the Rasengan in this mystery mans palm as he let it fade.
everyone was to busy looking at the red rasengan and making connections to what was said moments earlier to notice the sudden, brief change in eye color the moment he started forming the jutsu and faded the moment it ended, everyone that is save jiraiya, who seemed to know more then the rest of the group and was worried at what could happen
it was at this moment that naruto revealed the vast revelation he had realized moments earlier and said the first thing that came to mind
"my father was the 4th hokage!"
everyone heard this and looked at him dumbfounded and confused
"you father was a great man known as Minato namikaze, guess the forth hokage was one of his titles, but like i said he always made me laugh and spoke of your birth with great care and love those last few months"eathen said with a caring smile
"who are you? how can you know all this?"
eathen felt formal introductions were in order but a sudden noise stopped him from talking and he grabed his stomach as it rumbled
mGRRReRRRRaRRRRt
he was very hungry
"thats funny that actually sounded like the word "meat"
"say um, how bout intros later, food now. i haven't eaten in all day"
the entirety of the group was stunned,this man, Eathen Heroshy, had fallen from the sky, claimed himself the nephew of the 4th hokage and proved it, he even shared many of the same traits as naruto. but questions that need be asked seemed lost to the amazing truths now revealed. questions like: how did eathen get blasted with dozens of fireballs and come out un singed. or how is it possible that he fell hundreds of feet and didn't die or at least get a concussion
"this is going to be fun" said naruto as they started on their way to the needed stop and the answers needed, wanted, and feared.
