A Royal Pain
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly
A/N: Yes I know, I'm doing another iCarly, this I tried to make this an oneshot but it was getting too long for it. iCarly is the best for the plot idea in my head. The characters are 16 here.
A/N: Need to get the first three chapters put here because they were originally all part of the oneshot this was going to be but I separated them.
Chapter 2 (Attack of the Girls)
"Well he is kind of cute actually," Carly said with a smirk. Sam's jaw fell from her mouth and she quickly shook her head.
"You have got to be kidding me! Tell me you're joking and you were just playing a joke with that look…no that's impossible, you don't joke when you send a flirtatious look at someone."
"Carly looked at someone flirtatiously?" Spencer asked as he walked over to the couch.
"Yeah, the tech geek!"
"Oh you mean King Freddie?"
"He's no King…he's a Prince who isn't supposed to be royal!" Sam crossed her and scowled more.
"Well we know he leaves in a week, how are you going to do the webcast?"
"Eh, we'll just find another tech person…" Sam rested her arm on the top of the couch and looked to the side. "This should be fun, to see how many girls start vying for Freddie. However, Carly shouldn't be doing that."
"Why not, I think he's cute," Carly said with a smile.
"Yeah, only because he's royalty now…" Sam stood up and frowned. "Well I think it doesn't change a thing about him, he's still a tech geek and whether he's royalty or not, he's always going to be a dork!" Sam quickly walked out the door and slammed it shut as she left. Freddie was standing in his doorway with a tired expression. "Well Freddie, you're royalty now, what's going to happen next?"
"What do you think, Sam?" Freddie asked quietly. "I have a week to find a bride out of several people trying to vie for my attention." Freddie looked back as his phone rang. "I'm not about to answer that."
"What if it's an important call?"
"I just had three phone calls from girls wanting me to have them as my Queen. Frankly, I think this week is going to be a royal pain in the ass." Sam chuckled and her mouth formed a smirk.
"Let me leave you with something that might help."
"What?" Sam reached around Freddie's waist and grabbed the edge of his underwear, she then pulled it upwards and he let out a grunt.
"That!"
"That hurts, but at least it's a sign you're not going to change." Sam smirked and narrowed her eyes.
"I don't intend to be one of those dumb airheads who decide to flirt about with you just so they can be your Queen. Who would want to be your queen anyway, half of those girls probably don't even know you." Sam glanced at the glass of water in Freddie's hand. "Hey, if you start getting over in your head about this royalty stuff and you gain a big head…Here's what I'm going to do." Freddie raised his eyebrow as Sam took the glass of water and poured it on his head.
"Thanks, I really needed to cool my head off," Freddie said with a deadpan tone. Sam smiled at Freddie and turned around.
"I'm glad to be of assistance, dork." Freddie watched as Sam walked off, a smile formed on his lips as she took the elevator to the ground. Freddie closed the door and went to his seat; it wasn't thirty minutes before he heard a knock at his door. He opened it and found Carly standing at the door with a cake.
"What is this?"
"I made you a cake," Carly said with a smile.
"Oh…thanks." Freddie glanced over to see Valerie running toward the door.
"I baked you a cake Freddie!" Valerie exclaimed. Freddie raised his eyebrow and then heard more giggles and shouts. He glanced around to see several girls running toward his door.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" Freddie looked at all the cakes, cookies, pies and other various snacks, he let out a groan and rubbed his forehead. "I-I don't eat sugar." Freddie quickly closed the door and heard knocks on the door.The doorknob turned and Freddie quickly pressed his back against the door. "Oh come on, what is this! I become royalty and now even Carly's here, damn it!" Freddie felt the door shaking against his back. "Damn, these girls are strong. Why the hell did mom and that guy have to contact me during the webcast?" Freddie quickly pulled out his cell phone and dialed Sam's number.
"What do you want dork, I'm eating," Sam said as she answered the phone.
"You're eating, really?"
"Yes. Can I go back to my food now?"
"I need your help!"
"What? Don't tell me you're being tackled by girls now."
"Well, not exactly!" Freddie grunted and groaned as the force on his door grew. "There happen to be a million girls outside my door with cakes and pies! Hell, Carly's one of them and so is Valerie!"
"Heh, that's not my problem, now is it? I have a spoonful of pudding going into my mouth right now and a bowl of it sitting in my lap. Not very ladylike but I don't really give a damn right now."
"You're not going to help!"
"What could I do? You'll have to figure a way out of this, sorry dork." Freddie stared at his phone in shock, it appeared that Sam was not going to help him. Freddie looked around the room and decided to barricade the door. He swiftly pushed a chair under the doorknob and chained the door shut with the door chain. He ran around the room and pushed the furniture against the door. The knocks continued on for about five minutes and then they stopped. One more knock was heard at the door, it wasn't rushed or rapid, it was just a soft knock
"Who is it, if it's another girl I don't want to talk right now! I have a headache!"
"Fine I'll just go back home," Sam said from the other side of the door.
"Sam, that's you!"
"Yeah, uh, can I come in?"
"Yeah, just let me take care of a few things first."
"Like what?" Sam listened as Freddie moved the furniture back in place, she narrowed her eyes as she heard the scraping on the floor. "Don't tell me you moved your furniture around to barricade the door." Freddie opened the door to see Sam standing behind the door with a sack of cookies. "These aren't for you by the way."
"They're not?" Freddie raised his eyebrow as Sam walked into the room. Freddie looked out in the hallway and spotted several cakes and pies on the ground, cookies were scattered everywhere.
"No they aren't, one of those girls out there willingly gave them to me." Sam shrugged and sat down on Freddie's couch.
"Those janitors are going to have a mess to clean up…" Freddie walked over to the couch and sat down with a large sigh. "So, I thought you weren't coming to help."
"I wasn't." Sam took a bite of a cookie and glanced to the side. "I only came to see if you managed to somehow scare those girls away. You obviously did, either that or Spencer did…You should have seen Spencer dragging Carly back into the apartment, it was kind of funny actually." In truth it was her that dragged Carly into the apartment, more incognito than seen. "Spencer grabbed the back of her shirt and walked toward the door, she grabbed the edges of the doorway and Spencer just kept walking until her arms got tired and she let go."
