Thanks to all who read this! I really wasn't expecting such a response, but I'm extremely grateful! Now, I have been asked to elaborate on a few of the rules, and I think it would be fun and enjoyable, but I want to know which ones you want me to write about. Or, which ones you want up the soonest, as I obviously can't finish fifty one-shotish things in a day, so I want to know which you'd like me to get up the soonest. Please tell me, and I'll be sure to get them up ASAP, but for now, enjoy part two of the mad, horny, teenager-ness!
26. No, girls, push-up bras are NOT suitable combat attire, we don't care if it worked as a distraction technique.
27. Hinata, put down the porn book.
28. You know what Naruto? No, we're not getting you down next time.
29. We are not permitting an annual Oroike no Jutsu beach volleyball tournament for the boys.
30. Same goes for the girls.
31. Who ever sold the entire Disaster Generation a three hundred-disk "screemo" collection, two years worth of goth makeup, and amplifiers that play at ridiculous decibel levels, we're after you.
32. Same for the person who sold them chimpanzees.
33. Naruto, Kiba, it is not physically possible for Shikamaru to PMS, so stop using it as an excuse to why he's a jerk to you. Believe us, there are ulterior motives.
34. And no, you can't use "pregnant" as an excuse to avoid a mission.
35. Even if you start eating chocolate-covered fried onions with oregano in top.
36. Stop referring to Council meetings as "orgyfests."
37. Stop referring to your own gatherings as "orgyfests."
38. Sasuke, stop asking Kiba and Naruto if they got their rabies shots Naruto doesn't need any and Kiba's had his.
39. Give back the Hokage's sports bra! She needs it for combat.
40. Tenten, stop asking men the size of their "kunai," it's not funny.
41. Naruto, Sasuke lied to you, there are not giant bowls of ramen at the end every rainbow, so stop running off to look for them whenever it rains.
42. Sakura the answer to Naruto-or-Sasuke is NOT polyandry. That's not even legal here.
43. Stop spreading rumors that we are all just part of an anime and/or manga.
44. And we don't care how, but since it doesn't exist, you can't break the fourth wall.
45. No, Naruto, "Llama Day" is not a holiday, nor a valid excuse to escape a D-rank mission
46. No matter how fat "Gama-chan" is, he cannot buy you Sunagakure. It's not even for sale.
47. All of you, do not put on a fake breakups/lovers' quarrels in the middle of the busiest street in Konoha, especially when said fight includes shouting the words, or words similar to: "Fine then! No more sex!" There are children in these streets, people.
48. You can't fly, Lee, even if you jump from the monument. Especially if you jump from the monument.
49. Ino, your proposal for the new kunoichi dress code has been rejected. How do you plan on getting around in stilettos and nine-inch skirts?
50. Don't answer that.
