It's been six months since the WARWOLF incident. The world is in a state of panic.
At RR hq, things weren't much better. The rovers could not even start to think of were to look for the WARWOLF.
Since he'd been bitten by the WARWOLF, Blitz had been acting very strangely.
He'd sometimes go out one night, and not come back for days at a time. Once he even came back with a lampshade on his head and a captain Morgan in his hand..
Exile had been looking for a side job, not for money but for something to do.
There had been no alerts at all over the past few weeks.
"ya'know…" Blitz had told him. " there is this place that might pay you seventy five
Bucks just to jerk off into a tube!" Exile thought about it.
"whoa,Exile, hold on there. That's a humans only job!"
Shag had been training intensively over the months. He was much more muscle
Now, and a lot less fur. He was rarely seen outside of the gym.
One morning, Exile rushed into the kitchen at top speed. He was not even dressed.
He ran so fast that he sped past the others and ran into the wall. He picked himself up and
Did not look like the fall had bothered him much. He was exited.
" comrades!" he yelled "guess what happened! You never guess!"
The others all thought for a few moments. Colleen asked " you figured out how to work the toaster? God I hate that thing." Exile shook his head. Blitz asked "you learned how to light farts?" hunter looked at him and said "is that how you set of the fire alarm last
Weekend? God damn it that is gross."
Exile was bursting with excitement. He blurted out " My psychopathic gay half brother is coming!" he was so exited that he did not realize his pecker was hanging out of his boxers. " urgh. Put that away exile!' said blitz.
" I never knew you had a brother." Hunter said the next day. " even better he's a gay psychopath." Blitz said " he's your half brother?"
"yes" exile replied. " his father was a different breed. Cant remember what though."
Blitz said "when was the last time you saw him?" Exile says " years ago. I think I remember… his father was a Doberman… yeah. That was it."
Blitz said " a mix , huh? Sounds dreamy."
"don't be weird boy"
Next week came awfully fast. Colleen had been doing her best to keep everyone looking happy to be there, also to keep Alexander out of trouble, as he loved to repeat things blitz said( fuck face! Dick sucker! And many more) and was always getting into something.
Making them all look happy was a difficult feat. Exile and blitz were fighting constantly; once or twice they had to pull them apart. Muzzle and gerta were always
Getting it on out in front of everybody. Blitz always told them "your kids is gonna see you then there gonna start humping our feet."
At last, the day arrived. Muzzle and gerta were nowhere to be found.
" relax." Hinter told colleen. " he's probably playing some hole in one. Without… a golf club… oh yeah, and on gerta's backside. "blitz said " no, he said something about an air vent I think. Or maybe it was pot pie… or Leonard Malton. God, it could have been Luke sky walker." Just then the door opened and a large figure like exile walked in.
He was wearing a trench coat, and it looked like there was something heavy hanging inside of it. He stepped forward. he removed his trench coat, and everyone gasped.
Half of his upper right arm was robotic, as was his left leg, right foot and half his chest.
He was wearing a black leather body suit, with black eyeliner, lipstick and too many piercings to count. He would not look out of place at a Marylyn Manson show.
He and exile stared at each other. Then without warning, Exile threw a punch at him.
Shadow countered and threw Exile to the floor.
"you fight like my grandmother, Exile." He said. His voice was deep, and almost scary. He helped exile to his feet. Then, they hugged. "comrades, this is my brother." Said exile. Blitz phone rang. Shadow said something in Russian and pointed at Blitz. Exile laughed. Blitz answered his phone and after a few seconds he said quite audibly " oh fuck me, is she really? I'm there!" he hung up.
Everybody stared. Colleen asked " what was that?" blitz replied " at the club they brought back 'Sac-Sucking-Sally' and I plan to be there." And he turned and left.
Hunter asked, " what did you say about him in Russian?" shadow stared. "nothing."
He replied. Exile said something in Russian kind of singing almost, and shadow looked at exile like he was retarded and said " I do not. I have never known a thing such as that. You should know that." And he picked up his trench coat and walked away.
" geez Exile, what did'ja say to him?" asked hunter.
A door opened and the red alert went off. The master walked in through the door.
"Rovers, the WARWOLF has been spotted not far from here. It is headed this way."
Blitz, had been about to drive off on his Harley when the alert went off.
" well," he said when he got in again " What the fuck are supposed to do about
That damn thing? Only Damien knew where to shoot it to bring it down!"
Exile said " well… maybe they knew how to kill it because they had something to do with its creation?" "wouldn't put it past him." Said hunter.
Shadow walked in. " well, let's go kick its ass to hell and back. Discuss this later."
And everyone was kind of surprised he was still here after the argument with exile.
Shadow reached into his trench coat and pulled out a shot gun like weapon, with tubes of bluish liquid. " flesh eating bacteria." He said, pointing at the tubes.
Colleen and hunter ran to the lab, and set off all the security switches. The doors were quadruple reinforced, all windows reinforced and weapons were sprouting from place nobody knew existed.
Blitz first spotted it on the horizon. " guys…." He said weakly " we're gonna need backup… lots of backup." Shag wasted no time in calling for backup. And backup wasted no time in getting there. About forty others from space command were there in fifteen minutes. Even Sport, who had finished training and was now an official rover.
"gosh, I'm so exited to be here I could just wet myself.!" He told hunter. Hunter said "look out there." Said hunter, pointing through a window. Sport did, and saw WARWOLF smashing a soldiers head in. he looked down at his pants, and noticed
He'd actually wet himself. " very nice," said blitz while walking by with a pair of
SMGs.
"exited?" asked hunter. All sport did was shake his head slowly.
Damien walked past them, shouting out orders. " I want no firing until he comes close enough for a headshot!" he yelled, causing sport to jump.
"Damien," hunter said rudely "why don't you shut your fucking mouth. This is my post, so I'll give the orders." Damien glared and said, "shut it, mutt."
Blitz had gone to find his favorite weapons, a pair of silver plated lugers. He was in his room looking and he heard something. He turned around and saw shadow standing in his door way. "Um… hi?" said Blitz. Shadow said "I have to tell you something, and
I..." but he was cut off by gunshots. The battle had started.
Just like the last time, Damien and his men brought it down and tied it to the floor.
"That was too easy," said hunter "Alright Damien, what the fuck are you hiding about this thing?!" hunter said in a harsh voice that was not his own.
Damien merely smiled. "You need to mind your own damn business, mutt." He said in an equally strange tone. Colleen stepped forward. "Listen up you piece of..." but he cut across hunter and slapped colleen, right in her face.
Exile and blitz were nearest, and jumped on Damien. They held him down and said
"What do we do with him?" blitz suggested "hold him down and take turns raping him?" but Damien struggled. Colleen kicked him and said do whatever to him.
Exile looked at his brother and said "you're the guest. You can go first." Damien struggled and shadow had barely pulled his pecker out when Damien broke away and stood up, a good ten feet away.
"You will regret that." And there was a flash of light and he was gone.
Hours later, the Rovers sat on a not destroyed portion of floor. Shadow was a little disappointed he hadn't gotten to nail Damien. He'd gone upstairs with a men's fitness magazine to get the job done himself. They were discussing Damien and why he was connected to the WARWOLF.
"Hey," said sport. "Doesn't your supercomputer have files on WARWOLF? It might."
Hunter said "you know, it just might. Let's go check… but keep it down."
Sport and hunter went to go check the computer for any clues, and colleen went to look for Alexander. She saw him a few minutes ago, playing with an empty gun he'd found on the floor.
In the lab next to the computer, hunter and sport found blitz, and told him what they were up to. He followed. "Dammit" said hunter "it's locked up." Blitz pressed a key and the screensaver left, and it was not locked. Sport said "you're smart." Blitz replied " yeah, and your short." They searched for what seemed like hours. They were ready to give up hope, but there was one file left. UNTITLED it read. They opened it and there it was.
They gasped quite loudly as they saw what was in this file. Every detail of the WARWOLF was in here. They saw genetic coding science crap and all sorts of weak spots and even a file called reanimation. They were so in awe the did not notice the master walk in. "what's going on here?" he asked, but his face fell as soon as he saw what they were looking at. "Oh dear." He said "I knew this would happen."
The three rovers were confused. The master began to speak... "Long ago I was working with the u.s. government, on a top secret project called WARWOLF."
"it was designed to be the ultimate soldier. But…"
" And? What happened?" asked blitz. "The project failed but it gave us… something
Else… The ability to reanimate dead cells." Blitz interrupted. " like in resident evil?"
" sort of…" the master replied. " it will continue to reanimate itself until entirely destroyed." Hunter asked " and how is that done?"
The master said " we don't know."
Appalled that their master would keep such a thing from them, even with all this WARWOLF terror going on. Hunter sighed and gazed up at the sky, wondering where the WARWOLF was and what Damien was doing with it…..
