Indeed, the entire youth population of Sweet Acme had been a buzz over the recent announcement that Kim MacAffur (Lola Bunny) had just been pinned to Hugo LePewbody (Pepe LePew). All the teen toons had been calling each other to spread the news:

"Hi Nancy" cried Helen ('So White' aka 'Coal Black').

"Hi Helen" Nancy (Red Riding Hood) responded.

"Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?"

"I heard they got pinned!" cried Penelope Ann (Penelope Pussycat).

"It won't last, not a prayer" lamented Deborah Sue (Daisy Lou Rabbit). "She's too cool, he's too square…and he smells."

Everyone kept calling everyone, all the while, one voice kept getting louder and louder until he muscled in on everyone:

"Hello? Hello? HELLO? WHAT'STH EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT?!"

It was Daffy Johnson (Daffy Duck), the town's resident dork of a duck.

"Jeezth, what'sth a sthar gotta do to be heard amongsth thisth drivel? Oh brother…"

Seeing there was someone else on the line, he quickly attempted to stir his own conversation about the topic.

"Hi there! Daffy Johnsthon, Junior-Sthenior reporter of the Sthweet Acme Blabbermouth tabloidsth, here to give you the exthclusthive sthcoop on one Kim MacAffur and her romantic roundabout with one repugnant sthkunk named Hugo!"

"Who. Is. This?!" growled the voice of the complete stranger on the other line (Gossamer).

"Whoopsth" squeaked a mortified Daffy, "wrong number!" He then hung up and ran crying for mother.

Meanwhile, at the home of the girl rabbit in question, Kim had just been phoned by her best friend and major Conrad Bunny fan, Ursula Mallard (Melissa Mallard).

"Kim MacAffur" scolded Ursula, "what do you mean you're resigning from the fan club? I understand going steady with Hugo is important, but there are things that are VERY important, and the Conrad Bunny Fan Club is one of them!"

"I'm sorry, Ursula" Kim replied, "but I'm 17 now and it's time for me to settle down. I mean of course I'll play his records, but things like the 'Conrad Bunny Pledge' and screaming my tail off are past me."

"Hold on there! …you're giving up the scream? You're saying that whenever Conrad Bunny appears anywhere, you're not gonna go…" At that point, Ursula let out a shriek loud enough to shatter glass and wake up every last infant in town. "Sorry!" she cried out her window to all the lives she disrupted.

I hope all the other girls will understand" Kim said, "You'll tell them, won't you?"

"I suppose I'll HAVE to…but really, are you sure?"

"I'm sure, it's time for this young toon to ease off on being looney and settle down with the boy she loves."

With that, Kim said her goodbyes and pushed away Ursula's side of the split-screen phone call to have all the time to herself as she started dressing up in her boyfriend's old clothes.

"How lovely to be a woman" she said to herself. Leering at the fourth wall, she held up a sign saying 'a little comic irony never hurt anyone'.

Meanwhile, downstairs, the rest of the MacAffur family was biding their business. Mrs. MacAffur (Ma Bear) was washing dishes with her trademark frumpy posture and seemingly passive face. Mr. MacAffur (Henry "Pa" Bear) was reading his paper and grumbling to himself. And lastly, oversized little boy Randolph (Junyer Bear) was working on a model plane, which would look like it would in the ad had he even paid any attention to the instructions.

"Dah, oh boy oh boy!" shouted Randolph, "my latest model is com-puh-leted!"

He thrust his model wreck into the face of his father, only to have it play victim to the short bear's even shorter temper and be swatted away onto the floor into pieces.

While the father and son exhibited their dysfunctional relationship, the phone rang only to be answered by the family's matriarch.

"Hello?" she asked. "Mmhmm, ok. I'll tell her…Oh, Kim?"

"What is it?" Kim answered, descending the staircase.

"There's a pig lady on the line for you, she's been trying to reach you for three quarters of an hour."

Kim grabbed the phone from the mother bear's paw. "Thank you, Doris."

"Of course, she could've easily said forty-five minutes, which is basically three quart-what did you just call me?"

"She said 'thank you, Doris'!" Randolph called out.

"Ah shaddap!" Mr. MacAffur interjected, bopping the large-little boy on his noggin with the paper. "She wasn't talking to you."

"Don't be surprised" Kim explained, "it's modern for kids my age to address their parents by their first name. It makes them feel more like pals!"

"Why don't you just call me 'mom'?" asked Mrs. MacAffur.

"Yeah" Randolph added, "that's modern!"

"Sorry" said Kim, "but times are changing and you have to keep up with them or else be left in the dust with all the other old folk."

"Hmph" grumbled Mr. MacAffur. "I'm not an old man; I was 19 during World War 2!"

"Yes?" Kim continued on the phone. "Nice, sounds good. Ok, take care." She then hung up.

"Dah, who was that?" Randolph asked.

"Oh, Conrad Bunny is coming to kiss me…" Kim casually replied.

She was about to go back up to her room when the full weight of the situation hit her like an anvil to the head, which, this being the Looney Tunes, isn't out of the ordinary to say the least.

"…Doris?" she quietly called out. No response.

"Mother?" she said a little louder. Still no response.

She then took out a bullhorn and cried "MAMA!" as she zipped into her mother's arms.

"Oh, what is it, dear?" Mrs. MacAffur doted over her weeping rabbit daughter.

"It's Conrad Bunny, Mama! He's coming to Sweet Acme to kiss me goodbye! Oh Mama! Oh Mama!"

Mrs. MacAffur was beside herself upon hearing this news.

"Never thought I'd say this, but thank heavens for Conrad Bunny!"

Mr. MacAffur was less pleased hearing this news, as he began whacking himself on the head with his own paper while Kim, Randolph, and their mother all cheered and cried in celebration.