Chapter 2-The Emperor
call him palpy
giggle and say "yoda kicked your ass! heh"
buy 400 cats, dye them all green and name them all yoda.
call him my precioussss in that creepy voice that only smegol can do.
go on the holoNet and announce that you are having his children
make him get a sex change and name him peprica omoto smalpy, the empress of the galactic Poopsire.
tell him that he is your dirty little secret
call his smalpatine
tie him upside down and have 50 cats, 20 nexus attack him.
dress him up in a pink shirt that says-Proud to be gay
after "darth vader" sends him the love letter, write a letter, order 600,000,000 bouquets of flowers and sign it in palpatine's name-your smexy palpy.
introduce him to your friends as Skypatine
find out what he hates (to eat) and feed it to him.
ask him in your sweetest, sluttiest voice if you can play with his lightsaber
ask him why he doesn't have a pink lightsaber
tell him that mace windu would make a better emperor than him-atleast 30 times a day.
scream everytime you see him.
dress him up as Rudolph-antlers, red nose, bells and all.
sing oops I did it again non stop.
get jar jar to be his secretary
throw up on his boots
plant a bomb in his throne room
make him eat beans
tell him atleast 20 times a day that the jedi are going to come back and kick his ass.
sing all the songs from Moulin Rouge
