And here is the redone chapter 2!

Alistor: Yay *he says sarcastically* how exciting

That's into the naughty corner!

Alistor: Ha! As if I'd listen to you

*pulls out the staff and wields it threateningly* What were you saying?

Alistor: *grumbles as he sits in the naughty corner*

Disclaimer: Once again I do not own Yugioh, if I did nothing would be censored

Chapter 2

Malik can Cook?

2 hours later

Ryou POV

He woke up to see that he was on the couch in the very messy living room.

Now how did I get here. Let's see, I remember walking down stairs, seeing Akefia and Bakura sprawled on the floor, and then...Malik that's right, Malik was here and he...he...ASKED for my help. Well lets see, I just woke up and I don't hear any thing destructive, I guess the world hasn't ended.

CRASH

Opps looks like I spoke to soon.

Ryou got up from the couch and headed towards the sound of the crash, which was in the kitchen. As he entered the room he saw a now dressed, in a red t-shirt, black faded jeans, white socks, and bandaged up Akefia sitting at the table looking amused at a now dressed, in a black t-shirt, blue jeans, bandaged up, and angry Bakura. Bakura was swearing at Malik who was not only ignoring Bakura but was also surprisingly cooking and nothing seemed to be on fire.

I didn't know Malik could cook. Bakura and Akefia absolutely hate any and all appliances, well except the TV they seem to like that well enough.

Normal POV

Ryou then moved to sit in the chair next to Akefia at the table and watched what was going on between Malik and Bakura. Akefia looked over at Ryou before looking back at the funny scene before him.

"Hey Ry how are you feeling?"

"I could be asking you the same thing. Nothing serious is broken this time, right?"

"Nah Bakura and me are going to be just fine"

"Why is Malik cooking?"

"I have no clue after you passed out he put you on the couch and then bandaged me and Bakura up while saying something about 'hikari pretty being mad' and then he started cooking and Bakura's freaking out that he's either going to poison us or burn the house down."

"Oh...Is that my cooking apron?"

"Yes, yes it is" Akefia said as he grinned like a mad man

Malik then shoved Bakura over towards the table as he got plates from the cupboard and forks from the drawer and proceeded to dish up eggs, bacon, and toast for everyone but himself. He had Lucky Charms cereal instead.

Bakura POV

How dare he shove me, that bastard

Bakura sat down at the table anyways on the other side of his hikari

Well it doesn't look poisonous, but wait he has cereal

Bakura then shouted out "See I knew he was trying to kill us that's why he's not eating the same as us!"

I'm on to you psycho

"Idiot you know I don't eat meat because hikari pretty and his family don't eat meat" Malik replied

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that" Bakura Said deflating a little as he didn't pout

Damn he got me

Bakura then stared or should I say glared at his food before looking over at both Akefia and Ryou who are also look at their food and then turned his attention back to his food.

I still don't want to eat this, sure I watched him but what if he still managed to do something to it

"Mmmm this is surprisingly really good" Ryou said being the only one brave enough to try Malik's cooking first

Normal POV

Both Akefia and Bakura stared at Ryou as he ate his food before deciding to try their own

"He's right! This is surprisingly good!" Bakura said shocked. Akefia's to busy stuffing his face to answer.

Malik POV (lets go back some shall we)

I can't believe he just fainted is it really so hard to believe I would ask for some...yes, yes it is. So now that I've carried fluffy hikari to his couch and laid him down. I guess I should go do something with the 2 thieves. Lets see if I were a fluffy hikari were would I keep my medical supply's?...Hmm...Well I know Hikari pretty keeps them in the bathroom so maybe that's where he keeps his.(1)

Malik headed towards the bathroom and found the medical stuff in the closet. He then came back and bandaged up the 2 on the floor which took about an hour and a half because of Bakura's constant complaining.

Malik then put the first aid kit back and told the thieves to go get dressed or he'd start making passes at them as he headed towards the kitchen and started making breakfast.

Ishizu doesn't like letting me cook, but hikari pretty loves it when I cook, when his sister and brother are not there of course. I don't know why she won't let me touch stuff in the kitchen I did learn from watching her and Odion cook. Oh great here comes the now dressed tomb robber to yell me about what I'm doing.

Malik picked up Ryou's light blue cooking apron that said "kiss the cook" on the front in purple letters and put it on and proceeded to cook eggs, bacon, and toast for the occupants of the house.

A few minutes later Malik saw Ryou standing there in the door way in his light blue pj's before going and sitting at the table. Malik vaguely heard Akefia explaining what happened while he was out to Ryou. Once the food was done Malik forced Bakura to the table before serving the 3 breakfast and grabbing some cereal for himself. The tomb robber complain about him trying to poison them, only to promptly shut up and pout as Malik reminded him that his family doesn't eat meat.

Stupid thief if I was going to kill you do you really think I would have bandaged you up and made you breakfast? Malik snorted mentally It's nice to know they like my cooking, the Thief King is eating it almost as fast as he does steak. I guess those 2 aren't going to leave anytime soon...Oh well I guess I'll just ask hikari bunny my question anyways

"Hikari do you know what's wrong with Marik pretty? He's been moping all over the place and it's starting to wor...err...aggravate me, yes that's right aggravate.

Damn I almost admitted I was worried

Ryou POV

Awww he's worried about Marik, how sweet. But knowing him he probably hasn't even thought of asking Marik yet because it would make him seem weak. Ryou sighed mentally Yami's are like children sometimes always wanting to be tough and throwing fits when things don't go their way. I guess it couldn't hurt to tell him after all how much trouble could it cause.

"Well you know how we recently found out Anzu's (2) pregnant?"

"Oh god don't tell me it's Marik's" Bakura interrupted

"No, it's not, you know he doesn't like her, anyways Marik is sad because he want's a baby but because he has no interest in girls he's upset he'll never have one"

"Wait Friendship witch is pregnant?" Akefia asked

"Wait Marik is gay?" Bakura said

"Marik wants a baby?" Malik asked

TBC

(1) That's some very sound logic there Malik

(2) I hate the name Tea it always makes me think of the drink so I will use her japanese name