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"YES! WE HAVE QUESTIONS!" Naruto exclaimed, "What's the first one?"

AYay, I think I'm the first. Okay so Gaara why is it that you always want to kill your brother but you listen to Temari? You never say Temari I won't hesitate to kill you.

"I think we should skip this one," Gaara said quickly.

"NO! ANSWER! I want to know why you'll kill me and not Temari!" Kankuro yelled.

"Shut up or I'll kill you," Gaara said.

"Gaara..." Temari said sternly.

"Ugh, I will not kill my brother or anyone else around me in your presence, Temari." Gaara said.

"Good boy. Now, the reason Gaara won't kill me is because I have this in my possession," Temari said as she pulled out a worn out stuffed bear.

"Give me my teddy!" Gaara demanded. "I can't kill you until you release my teddy so he won't be hurt!"

"Now why didn't I think of that?" Kankuro asked no one in particular.

"Because you're the idiot of the family," Temari concluded.

"I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR!" Gaara yelled.

Temari pulled out a kunai and held it to Gaara's teddy bear's neck. "You wouldn't want your teddy to have an accident, now, would you?" she asked with a smirk. Gaara sat down and said, "I am a good boy who does not kill in the presence of his sister."

"Wow, who would have ever thought it would be that easy to defeat Gaara?" Kiba said.

"Okay, okay, NEXT QUESTION! I WANT TO ANSWER SOMETHING!" Naruto yelled.

ok i have a question 4 team 8. what is with you guys and the coats . shino weres and coat hinata wheres a coat kiba wheres a coat. i mean are you guys trying to match or something. and to naruto-kun I LOVE YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME!
love
lola-chan

"YES! FINALLY A QUESTION FOR ME TO ANSWER!" Naruto yelled, "I'm sorry, Lolo-chan, but I cannot marry you for I only have eyes for my Sakura!" With Naruto's last comment Hinata let out a sigh of disappiontment.

"No, PLEASE, MARRY HER!" Sakura yelled to Naruto, "You don't need me Naruto! You have girl that loves you right there so please, MARRY HER! For the sake of all that is right, MARRY HER!"

"I know you don't really mean that Sakura! You will realize your love for me soon enough!" Naruto announced, "Now, for your other question. I think Team 8 wears coats all the time beca-,"

"YOU BAKA! You have no right to tell her why we wear coats because you have no clue! You already answered a question, now let us answer!" Kiba yelled, "We didn't plan on matching or anything. It just happens we all like coats! I like it because Akamaru can go in it and hide. If I just wore a shirt and Akamaru did that he would scratch me with his claws by accident. This way, a shirt is there so it's harder for him to scratch me. How about you, Hinata?"

"Umm, w-well, I-I wear a c-c-coat b-because our t-team takes a l-l-lot of m-missions to v-villages w-with a lot of s-snow and it k-keeps me w-w-warm. Also I d-don't r-really l-like to s-show off my b-b-body..." Hinata said, blushing a bit for everyone was staring at her as she talked.

"How about you Shino?" Kiba asked.

"No comment," Shino said.

"Aww, come on Shino!" Kiba pleaded.

"I don't want any part of this," Shino said.

"Well, then I'll answer for you," Kiba announced.

"Don't you dare, Kiba! The reason I wore a coat was told to you in confidence and you were to never reveal the real reason why I wore it!" Shino said, raising his voice.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. The reason Shino wears a coat is because he thinks it makes him look skinnier because if you ever see him without a coat he is actually kind of chubby. No offense Shino," Kiba said, grinning.

"THAT'S IT! I'm giving Akamaru fleas!" Shino yelled as he released some of his bugs.

"NO! Run Akamaru, RUN!" Kiba yelled only to realize there's no way out.

"If there was a way out don't you think I would have left already instead of staying around with people I hate?" Sasuke asked. The fleas covered Akamaru and now he was scratching like crazy.

"That's it! I'm going to break your sunglasses!" Kiba announced. Shino readied some more fleas and said, "I'll give you fleas, too, if you come near me." Kiba sulked away over to Akamaru.

"Damn him and his stupid fleas," Kiba muttered as he attempted to get some fleas off of Akamaru.

"I WANT ANOTHER QUESTION!" Naruto whined.

"LET OTHER PEOPLE HAVE A CHANCE TO ANSWER, NARUTO!" Sakura yelled as she whacked Naruto in the back of the head.

"Oww, Sakura! That hurt," Naruto said as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Let's just read the next letter," Tenten said as she began reading the next letter.

For Naruto:
I dare you to kiss Hinata on the mouth.
And for Sasuke:
Did you use to cut? Just wondering, since you act emo and all.

Hinata blushed a deep crimson color as Tenten finished reading and she began to poke her index fingers together as she usually did when she was nervous or embarressed.

"Hey, that's not a question!" Naruto comlained.

"Who cares! Just do it anyway!" Ino yelled.

"NO! It wasn't a question!" Naruto protested.

"CHICKEN!" Lee said as he taunted Naruto.

"I am not a chicken!" Naruto protested.

"Then just do it and get it over with already. You're so troublesome! If you had done it without complaints you would have been done already!" Shikamaru told Naruto.

"CHICKEN!" Lee squawked again.

"FINE!" Naruto yelled as he walked over to Hinata, grabbed her hands and before she knew what was happening, he kissed her full on the lips. After a few seconds they pulled away, much to Hinata's displeasure, and they were both blushing madly.

"Y-You're a really good kisser, Hinata-chan," Naruto said. Hinata gasped and managed to say, "T-Thank y-y-you, y-you are t-too, Naruto-kun," before she passed out and fell on the floor.

"HINATA!" Naruto yelled as he bent down to see if she was okay.

"Okay Uchiha, your turn," Neji said, taking everyone's attention away from Naruto and Hinata.

"Fine. No, I have never cut myself," Sasuke stated.

Pooh Bear Is My Hero: Sasuke, don't lie to the people...

"You're in here too?" Sasuke yelled to the voice. Everyone else, (with the exception of Naruto who was tending to Hinata and Hinata who ahd passed out) stared at Sasuke as if he were crazy, for they didn't know who he was talking to.

Pooh Bear Is My Hero: Of course, I'm the one who controls every aspect of your life! Remember? From my other story...

"OF COURSE I REMEMBER! Why must you follow me around everywhere?" Sasuke whined.

Pooh Bear Is My Hero: Because I control your life, remember? I'm here to make sure you tell everyone the truth and that last answer you gave was most certainly NOT the truth!

"Fin, fine," Sasuke began, "I have cut myself. When I was little after my brother killed my clan and I still do sometimes. Happy now?" Everyone stared at Sasuke because he was talking to himself. "What?" Sasuke asked them.

"Why are you talking to yourself?" Tenten asked.

"I'm not, I'm talking to the voice that controls my life," Sasuke concluded. Everyone just nodded their heads slowly and backed away from Sasuke.

"Let's just read another one, shall we?" Sakura said as she got another letter and read it.

Uhh...For Naruto, Why do you like answering questions like this one, and the whole Answer...

"NARUTO!" Kiba yelled, "ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU!"

"Can't you see I'm busy helping Hinata-chan?" Naruto shot back. At her name, Hinata's eyes began to flutter open and she blushed when she saw how close Naruto was to her and she blushed even harder when she remembered what happened before she passed out.

"Hinata, are you okay?" Naruto asked with concern in his voice. Hinata nodded her head and said, "Go a-answer your q-q-question." Naruto nodded his head and helped Hinata up. He wlaked over to Sakura and took the letter and read it over.

"Well, you see, I like answering questions because it makes me feel important because after all, I am important! And it also makes me feel smart to answer all these questions, and I am smart also!" Naruto concluded.

"That's what you say," Sasuke commented.

"SHUT UP SASUKE! NOBODY ASKED YOU WHAT YOU THOUGHT!" Naruto yelled, "I happen to have very smart thoughts."

"Since when do you think?" Sasuke asked.

"SHUT UP!" Naruto yelled back.

"Shut up, both of you. Just read the next letter so we can get this done quicker and leave," Gaara announced.

"I'LL READ IT!" Naruto yelled.

"You can read?" Sasuke asked.

"SHUT UP SASUKE!" Naruto yelled.

"Stop yelling, dobe," Sasuke shot back.

"I SAID SH-" "I'll read it!" Shikamaru said as he cut off Naruto and took the paper from his hands, "So damn troublesome."

This is for Hinata.
Dear Hinata,
What did you think when you heared you were on a team with Kiba and Shino,and who is your best friend(s)and why?
Please answere.
And I just want to say your my favorite charecter and you always will be!:)

Kari
P.s.
I LOVE KIBA!HE IS SO HOT!!

"Well at least someone noticed my greatness and hotness!" Kiba said, grinning, "Thanks Kari!"

"Hinata! Get over here and answer this!" Neji barked at his cousin.

"Y-yes Neji. Let me b-begin by s-saying I am v-v-very h-honored that I a-am y-your f-favorite c-c-character," Hinata began, blushing. "Wwhen I was t-told I w-was put on a t-t-team with S-Shino-kun and K-Kiba-kun I w-was a b-bit nervous at f-first b-because I d-d-didn't know them a-at a-a-all. T-the f-f-first time we w-were t-together a-a-alone as a t-team K-Kiba-kun kind of s-scared me with how o-outgoing he w-was and S-Shino made me a b-bit uneasy. But now t-that I know t-them, w-we a-are the b-best of f-friends! My b-best f-friends are K-Kiba-kun, S-Shino-kun, T-Tenten, and," Hinata gulped and blushed a lot more than she already was and said in a low whisper, "N-Naruto-kun."

"Really? I'm one of your best friends?" Naruto said with a grin. Hinata looked at him with a sweet smile and nodded her head. "Thanks Hinata! You're one of my best friends too!" Naruto announced as he hugged her, causing her to blush even more.

"Naruto, let go of my cousin so she can finish this question!" Neji yelled to Naruto. Naruto did as he was told and Hinata continued.

"K-Kiba-kun and S-Shino-kun are my b-best f-f-friends b-because we have b-been with each o-other for s-s-so l-long and I c-can a-always b-be m-myself a-around t-them. T-tenten is my b-best f-friend b-because she is o-over the H-Hyuuga M-Manor so m-much s-since s-she is p-part of N-N-Neji's team, a-and I t-talk to h-her a l-lot about s-stuff I can't t-talk to K-Kiba-kun and S-Shino-kun about. N-Naruto is my b-best f-friend b-because h-h-he s-supports me a-and b-believes in m-me and gives m-me s-strength and h-hope." Hinata finished, blushing like crazy. She felt very strange answering because she didn't like speaking in front of people and she felt like she may get sick.

"Great job Hinata!" Kiba said as he hugged Hinata to attempt to comfort her so she didn't pass out again. Kiba patted her on the back and she seemed to calm down a bit.

"Okay, let's have the next one already!" Temari said as she grabbed another letter and started reading.

yo sasuke

who do you like more sakura-chan or Ino-chan?

i hope its you sakura u rule

"Well, this should be interesting," Neji said with a smirk on his face.

"Must I answer?" Sasuke asked.

Pooh Bear Is My Hero: Answer now Sasuke!

"Fine, fine, I hate them both. Happy?" Sasuke said.

"But Sasuke, I love you!" Sakura yelled.

"I LOVE YOU MORE SASUKE!" Ino yelled.

"Choose one Uchiha!" Neji said as his smirk got even bigger, "You're not afraid, are you?"

"Fine, I'd choose...coughSakuracough," Sasuke said.

"Who?" Ino and Sakura said simultaneously as they leaned in closer.

"I said...I'd choose...Sakura," Sasuke let out with a sigh.

"YES! IN YOUR FACE INO-PIG!" Sakura yelled.

"But, Sasuke, I love you!" Ino said near tears.

"You don't even know me!" Sasuke yelled.

"Yes I do!" Ino replied.

"Okay, what's my last name?" Sasuke asked.

"Umm...Inuzuka?" Ino asked.

"NO! IT'S UCHIHA INO-PIG!" Sakura yelled, hugging Sasuke.

"Oh, so I don't know your last name! Big deal! You can just take my last name when we get married! I won't give up on you, Sasuke! I WILL BEAT YOU BILLBOARD BROW!" Ino said as she stomped away to go complain about what happened to Shikamaru.

"I knew you loved me Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said as she hugged Sasuke tighter.

"No, I still hate you. I just don't hate you as much as Ino," Sasuke said as he pushed Sakura off of him.

"I'll find a way to make you love me!" Sakura said as she sat down against a wall and thought of ways to make Sasuke notice her.

"Okay, let's read the next one," Kankuro said as he got another piece of paper.

Okay, two questions: 1) For Sasuke: Do you like muffins? 2) For Gaara: What is the meaning of cheese?

"Who the hell cares if I like muffins?" Sasuke asked.

"DO YOU?" Sakura yelled from where she was sitting.

"No, I don't like baked goods," Sasuke stated. Sakura whipped out a notebook and jotted down that Sasuke didn't like baked goods for future reference.

"I like muffins Sakura!" Naruto said.

"I don't care, go away!" Sakura replied as she pushed Naruto away.

"Gaara, the next one is for you," Kankuro said.

"Shh, don't remind them!" Gaara said.

"Answer it in the most YOUTHFUL way possible!" Lee said, giving Gaara the nice guy pose.

"No, I refuse to answer such an idiotic question," Gaara stated.

"It's not idiotic, everyone knows the meaning of cheese!" Chouji stated.

"State the meaning of cheese Gaara," Temari said as she held his teddy up with one hand and took out a kunai with the other.

"Fine. The meaning of cheese is...is...is..." Gaara said as he thought.

"IS?" everyone asked, growing impatient.

"Is...is...PIE! Now give me my bear!" Gaara yelled.

"No, you don't deserve the bear. You answered a very smart question with a very DUMB answer!" Temari told him.

"Yeah, everyone knows the meaning of cheese is CAKE not PIE!" Chouji said.

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.

"I will kill you all..." Gaara stated.

"Ahem," Temari said.

"I mean I will not kill my brother or those around me in the presence of my sister Temari," Gaara corrected himself.

"That's better. Good boy," Temari said with a smile.

"Okay, I think that's all the time we have today!" Tenten announced.

"YES! WE WILL CONTINUE OUR YOUTHFUL QUESTS TO ANSWER ALL OF YOUR YOUTHFUL QUESTIONS SOMETIME IN THE NEAR YOUTHFUL FUTURE!" Lee announced.

"ASK ME A QUESTION!" Naruto yelled.

"Shut up, baka!" Sasuke yelled.

"I'M TRYING TO TALK TO THE PEOPLE SASUKE, SO SHUT UP!" Naruto yelled.

"DON'T YELL AT SASUKE-KUN LIKE THAT! Did he hurt you Sasuke?" Sakura asked as she ran over to Sasuke's side.

"Get away from me!" Sasuke yelled as he pushed Sakura away.

"All of you, SHUT UP!" Gaara yelled. Everyone quieted down immediately and looked at Gaara. "For once in your lives just act like normal people or I will kill you all!"

"Gaara..." Temari said.

"I will not kill my brother or those aorund me while in your presence Temari. I will kill you all when I get my bear back," Gaara finished.

"Finally, everyone's quiet and I can get some sleep," Shikamaru said.

"SHIKAMARU! I need to tell you about how Sasuke likes Sakura more than me! It's not fair!" Ino yelled.

"Ino, just get over him!" Shikamaru told her, "Find someone else!"

"Like who, you?" Ino asked sarcastically.

"Maybe. Now shut up! You're so troublesome!" Shikamaru said as he rolled over and went to sleep. Ino smiled at Shikamaru which for some reason, made Temari very angry.

"Okay people, the show's over for today. Come back tomorrow and watch me kill Ino, okay? Bye!" Temari said with a smile on her face.

"Why are you going to kill me?" Ino asked.

"Why do YOU get to kill but I CAN'T?" Gaara yelled.

"SHUT UP! THE SHOW'S OVER FOR TODAY! EVERYONE GO TO SLEEP AND GET SOME REST FOR TOMOROW! AND YOU!" Temari yelled, pointing a finger at Ino, "Sleep with one eye open."

And with that the cast of Naruto went to sleep and prepared to answer more questions later!

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If I get enough questions today, I may have the next chapter up by later on tonight. Dare's for the characters will be accepted also now, since we took one earlier. Hope you enjoyed the answers the characters gave today!

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