Me and The Immortal Doctor Reid both wrote this! Check his stuff out now. Fucking seriously.
A/N: This one's a story with Naruto and a female Kakashi!
"Phew!" Naruto exclaimed exhaustedly, reclining on his bed at his new home. He had just finished up his spar alongside Sakura against his sensei, Kimiko. It was an examination more than anything, a test to see how far they had come after two years of solid training.
Naruto, with the perverted hermit Jiraiya, and Sakura, with the drunken gambler Tsunade.
Kimiko seemed pleased at the end of the day though, and Naruto was grateful for that. However, coming back to Konoha after so long had made him think on old thoughts.
There were some serious ones, like how he was going to bring Sasuke back to Konoha, and other, stupid memories he thought he had suppressed long, long ago.
This memory was the quest to find out just what Kimiko looked like under her mask.
Naruto wasn't above perverseness himself, as he often remarked on what a wonderful body his sensei had.
However, this made him question why she wore piece of clothing all the more.
Did she have a butter-face? A gap tooth? Scars? No skin, or something?
Naruto shook his head.
It was unwise to think like a child, and it was best to let it go and move on.
'On second thought… Finding out what she looks like might clear my mind up more than just not thinking about it…" Naruto thought to himself, before jumping out of bed and having a shower.
He then changed into a simple, unremarkable get up, determined not only to find his sensei, but to find out what she looked like under that piece of black cloth.
Thusly, he exited his humble adobe and ventured onwards and outwards to find his sensei.
(A few minutes later)
After searching several bars, overlooks, and nooks, Naruto felt the fruitlessness of the search weigh down on him, and decided to get some food to reenergise himself. He looked to the setting sun and smiled.
Ichiraku's Ramen was his next stop.
(Two Minutes Later)
Naruto poked his head under the awning of the ramen stall and grinned at the old man who ran the shop. Teuchi sent a smirk back to him and instinctively moved to cook up a massive bowl of noodles, just for his number one customer.
It was a wordless, glorious transaction that transcended mere mortal forms of communication.
Thusly, Naruto sat down without saying a word, ready to fork out a hefty sum of money for the hard working ramen chefs. He darted his gaze to the right lazily, noticing one or two vagrants or tourists passing through.
He then turned his gaze to his right and found the person he had been looking for, who was way too entranced in her book to notice him.
Or so it seemed, what with her being a high class ninja, and all.
"Sensei, Fancy seeing you here!" Naruto said in his odd form of greeting. Kimiko turned her eye to him and smiled (he couldn't see or really describe how she did it, but he knew she was smiling at him) at the young man.
"Naruto." She greeted back, nodding her head in his direction. Naruto looked into the kitchen of the stall and reasoned that his meal wouldn't be ready for another couple of minutes.
'Good. Plenty of time to get started…' He thought with determination. He turned his attention to his sensei once more and eyed her seriously. After sneakily and subtly creating some shadow clones, he brought up some distracting conversation with the apathetic kunoichi.
"Hey, sensei, what are you reading?" Naruto asked innocently enough, which made Kimiko seem uncomfortable – just for a split second. She moved her one eyed stare to him again and replied back;
"Eh, just the latest Icha Icha from Jiraiya. I'm loving the story, though…" She said, feeling the heat rise in her cheeks, when she stared at Naruto. He covertly sent the clones behind her and prepared them to take her mask off.
"Another one of those corny erotic novels from the old perv, huh?" Naruto asked her rhetorically. Kimiko just shook her head and sighed. The clone was mere inches away from removing her mask.
"You know, you'd like this novel if you gave it a shot, Naruto. You could learn a lot from them…" Kimiko drawled, obviously too enchanted by the story to continue on. Naruto shook his head and sighed nonchalantly, commanding his clone to act then.
The clone reached for the mask and just about pulled the piece of clothing off Kimiko's face, but all it revealed was a second mask of the exact same cloth, covering her face still. The copycat ninja simply bopped the clone on the head and continued reading on.
However, before she did that, she made sure to hide the book away from the clone's eyes.
Naruto huffed in anger, before turning his gaze away.
"Fell for the same damn trick twice…" He mumbled. Kimiko obviously heard this and laughed quietly.
"You know what they say, Naruto; Fool you once, shame on me, fool you twice, and it looks like you have a crush on your sensei." Kimiko commented slyly. Naruto looked at her embarrassingly, and waved his hands up in defence.
"What?! No I don't!" He reprimanded, to which she giggled in amusement.
"Sure you do, you're the one trying to take my mask off." She said back, which made him shrink down in his seat in anger. He absorbed his clones memories then, however, and noticed something odd.
'Huh? Did she just hide her book from me? She never does that…' He thought. Kimiko was always fine with reading smut in public. Heck, she'd even read it aloud sometimes, just to put the old Team 7 on edge.
It was certainly odd seeing her hide it away from him, and he decided to investigate. If he couldn't get her mask off, maybe getting her book would distract her long enough so he could do it. Plus, it'd be much easier to go for her pockets than her face.
Soon enough, their meals arrived, and Naruto praised Teuchi's timing. Kimiko thanked the old man and put her book away to eat her meal. Whilst Naruto ate his ramen, he made another clone to nab her book swiftly.
As Kimiko cleverly hid her face from view and began eating her meal, the clone moved sneakily for the kill and snatched the book, before bolting off in a random direction. Kimiko readjusted her mask and looked around for any sign of the boy.
She looked to where he was sitting before and saw nothing but a thick wad of ryo bills and an empty, massive bowl.
She sighed before running out in a huff to search for the blonde, hoping he wouldn't read the book.
(Minutes Later)
Naruto cackled to himself in an almost mad fashion as he attempted to read the cover of the book, praising his abilities in finding a secluded area hidden away from the public, and hopefully from his sensei.
Before he could even peek at the novel, his sensei came face to face with him. Their noses brushed against one another in an oddly stimulating fashion and caused Naruto's throat to lock up.
"If you wanted to borrow a book from me, Naruto, all you had to do was ask." Kimiko said to a Naruto who couldn't respond. A shocked look and a deep blush adorned his face, and she wanted to tease him for taking her book from her.
"You know, if I didn't have this mask on, it'd look like we were kissing." She said, feeling a similar heat rising to her cheeks as her feelings for the young man in front of her came to surface. Naruto swallowed a lump in his throat mutely in response. She placed her hands on Naruto's cheeks, which made him widen his eyes in shock.
"All you had to do was ask if you wanted see under here, Naruto." Kimiko said, before lowering her mask carefully. Naruto tried to get a glimpse of her full face, but was caught off guard when Kimiko moved to plant her lips on his, catching him in a kiss.
'What the hell is happening? And why does it feel so good?' Naruto thought, not doing anything to move from the kiss, even after Kimiko moved in to tangle her tongue with hers lightly. Naruto was able to taste her then, and moaned deeply into the kiss.
Kimiko pulled away, breaking the somewhat chaste peck that knocked the air out of his lungs, revealing to Naruto for the first time the entirety of her features.
That was when Naruto finally began to understand the need for his sensei's face-mask.
If she went on missions without it, every enemy ninja she came across would most likely surrender on the spot for a chance to be with her – male or female.
She was beyond beautiful, and Naruto was gawking and stunned ever more. She smiled at him cutely, and Naruto felt his heart beat hard.
She closed her eyes and shook her head, enhancing her already near perfect visage.
"My, my, Naruto, if you were so desperate for a good read, I wouldn't mind reading to you." She said with a small, sweet sounding laugh.
Naruto didn't say anything, still dazed and breathless from the surprise lip-lock from the woman who may have been the subject of two or three (hundred thousand) rather awkward dreams.
"You're in luck actually; this is now my personal favourite, Icha Icha: Student Seduction." She flicked through the pages until she came to a stop. Naruto was still entranced by her untold beauty, thus he stood there and absorbed her words.
"Ah, here we are. The scene where "Keiko-sensei" reveals her hidden desire to her oblivious pupil, "Menma-kun."" Kimiko began, regaling Naruto with tales of love, lust, and desire.
After that passage, Naruto gained a new appreciation for what Jiraiya and his sensei/girlfriend called art.
It may have been smut to him, but he couldn't deny that smut sounded pretty good when she read it out.
Omake?
"Are you ready to try what I taught you, Naruto?" Kimiko asked her lover, who was minutes away from a night of unrivalled pleasure. He gulped nervously and nodded, before hearing a giggling sound which emanated from outside Kimiko's apartment.
(Outside)
"And they said student/teacher relationships would never be a plausible reality. Well this is living-goddamned-proof, right here!" Jiraiya mumbled to himself, perched upon a tree branch with notepad and pen in hand, furiously taking down notes on the two.
He saw that Kimiko had disappeared from the bedroom however, and got a curious look.
Before he heard the sounds of crackling lightning behind him. Kimiko had her hands formed in the seal of her "thousand years of pain" jutsu, along with a copious amount of lightning chakra pulsating through her fingers.
All of which was aimed directly for Jiraiya's unsuspecting rectum.
"Oh no…" He cursed himself, before said fingers made contact with said rectum.
"Millennium Thunderbird technique!"
(A few minutes later)
Naruto watched on at the scene with unprecedented interest, before Kimiko appeared in front of him.
"You aren't going to do that to me, are you, Kimi?" Naruto asked her, in fear of his own anus.
"No, 'Ruto. Not unless you want me to, anyway. Now… where were we?" Kimiko asked her lover, before taking his lips in a kiss again.
A/N: Woah.
