Ch. 2: The escape.
Perry was sitting on his owner's couch, he was wearing a hot pink/red bath robe. He had his fedora sitting beside him amongst a pile of junk food. On his other side was a box of tissues plus a pile of used tissues. The tv was turned on. Perry was watching tv, drying his eyes with a tissue in one hand and stuffing his mouth with chips with the other hand. Tears ran down his face as he was watching the show.
"Bill... Billy, I have something to tell you..." Said a man on tv.
"Yes Jonny? What is it?" Said Bill.
"I-... I wasn't born a man..." Jonny said.
"What!?" Said Billy.
"That's right... I was really a woman..." Said Jonny as he began to cry. "Do-... Do you still love me...?" Asked Jonny through his sobs.
"Well of cour-..." Then the tv went black before anything can be said.
Perry jumped off the couch "Of course what!? Of course what!?" He screamed.
Then Major Monogram's face popped up on the tv.
Perry flinched some out of surprise.
"Good afternoon Agent P..." The Major began, but stopped as his eyes began to dart in different directions. He was looking at Perry as well as what was on the couch. "Yeesh, Agent P, you should really clean yourself up as well as that couch... What were you doing?" Asked the Major.
"Sir, the mission..." Carl said from off screen.
"Well, excuse me for trying to remind an Agent to be neat and tidy!"Said the Major to Carl. He then refocused on Perry "We've noticed that Doof recently bought some supplies off the Internet, we know you just fought him today, but we need you to go and see what he's up to. Monogram out." The tv turned black again and some credits started rolling.
Perry recognized the credits as being from the show he had just watched. He sighed "Again I missed the big ending... I guess I could catch it again... NEXT week!" He said in frustration. He took off his robe and dumped it on the couch, he grabbed his fedora and went out the door.
At the DEI,
The good Heinz was sitting uncomfortably in the chair, the net kinda tangled up. Norm had left him after their long talk, Heinz was waiting for the robot for about a few hours, he had made no attempt to escape for he wanted Norm to set him free. Judging by how the robot reacted to their talk he wasn't gonna be trapped for long.
Norm came back in the room, this time he turned on the light.
"Ah!" The good Heinz said, covering his eyes from the sudden pain of the light.
"I'm sorry, dad." Norm said.
"It's ok, son." Heinz said, rubbing his eyes.
Norm then pointed a metal finger at him, a red beam came out and cut the net. "There you go, father. You are free."
"Thank you, son." Heinz said, it took him a minute to get the net off him. He tossed the net aside and hopped off the chair. He looked up at Norm "I need you to stay here with the evil Heinz, report to me everything he's doing, all of his plans, all of his inators he's building. Alright?" Heinz asked.
"Sure thing." Norm said.
Heinz went upstairs, but hid behind a wall, he saw the evil him. For some reason he had cut one of his lab coats to fit him and was wearing it. Heinz was looking over a blueprint, he had to stand on a stool to reach the table.
The good Heinz was just about to sneak past his evil self when he heard a crash.
Perry had crashed through the window and was standing a few feet behind the evil Heinz.
"Ah, Perry the platypus. I thought you might come soon..." Said the evil Heinz, he turned around with a remote in his hand and pushed a button.
A cage fell on Perry and he was trapped.
The evil Heinz hopped off his chair and walked over to the trapped platypus "You know, there's nothing really to foil. The equipment I need hasn't even arrived yet, although you could tear up my blueprints, but what good will it do you? I steal those from the Internet anyways..." Said the evil Heinz, he reached into his pocket "I was saving this for someone, but I could always whip up another one later..." He pulled out a syringe "You know how in vet's offices animals are put down, well that's what I'm going to do to you, I was gonna use it on someone else but then I thought why not kill two birds with one stone? Or in this case kill two platypuses with one needle." Said the evil Heinz as he laughed evilly.
Perry's eyes went big, he backed up to the back of the cage and started to fumble with his watch, trying to shoot a lazer from it.
"No, no, we'll have none of that..." Said the evil Heinz as he pulled out a ray gun and shot Perry with it.
Perry fell to the floor, he couldn't move.
"Now, enjoy watching your life flash before your eyes, because it'll be your last memory..." The evil Heinz was about to put his hand through the bars of the cage and euthanize Perry when he felt a pinch on the side of his neck, everything went black and he fell to the ground, unconscious.
Perry suddenly could move again, he sat up and was shocked to see another Heinz standing above the unconscious body of the first Heinz.
"Nerve pinch, painless yet effective." Said the second Heinz.
Perry's jaw dropped and he rubbed his eyes as if he were seeing things.
"Look, I know you must be really confused. I'll explain everything later. We've gotta go." Said the good Heinz, he reached into the evil Heinz' lab coat and pulled out the remote. He pushed the button and the cage slowly lifted off of Perry.
Perry stood and looked at both Heinz'.
"The duplicator inator worked, that's all I can say at this point. Let's go to a safer location so we can talk." The good Heinz said.
Perry narrowed his eyes at the other platypus.
Heinz sighed "You're right to not trust me, I understand."
Perry activated his jetpack and hovered above the ground, he took the good Heinz by his underarms and flew out of the building through the same window.
Heinz was relieved that he trusted him, but at the same time a bit scared. Perry has been known to drop him while they flew like this, but he kept in mind that Perry always dropped him someplace safe, or made sure the fall was non lethal. He had to keep in mind that Perry did care for him.
