To anyone reading this forgive the racial slurs this is the 19th century I didn't help how people acted back then so forgive me.

The year 1875, 10 years after the American civil war, the slaves, freed, Abe assassinated by John Wilks Booth, Andrew Johnson is in the office, many Indians have land, there many legends and toiled, this here is one of ten unlikely heroes. This here is their story.

In the middle of the Nevada Dessert, a young couple, a Japanese boy raised by Shian Indians, a Japanese girl same age as the boy raised by wolf spirits, both ridding on a red elk. As they rest near a store stating "No Injuns" the store owner reading the news paper, has a feeling, so he readies his double barreled shot-gun, the door opens, the Store owner says: "Well, well looking here. My day is made, (laughing) I didn't even finished breakfast, and I'm in to kill a stinking Injun." The young man steps forward into a better look, to reveal his face, his Japanese name is Ashitaka, his Indian name is Running Elk. Ashitaka: "Injun? Nah, I just dress like this to fool those guys, so I don't get scalped on the prairie." The store owner lowers his weapon and says in relief: "Oh, confining outfit you got. Yep, can't be to safe with them savages running around scalping people for no reason. So what can I do ya'?" Ashitaka answers: "I need five sacks of flour, and a carrot and one bag of rice." The store owner says about the price: "The sack of rice is 10 cents as for the flour is 45 cents each. So that, 2.35$." Ashitaka says: "I'll pay." The Store owner says: "The sacks are in the basement." Ashitaka says: "Thank you." So the Japanese Indian walks to the basement to get the sacks of flower and rice.

Outside the Japanese girl named San, or some call her the wolf-girl, she's with the red elk named Yakul. Soon five short women the height of 3 ft tall riding on full grown horses, some riding in their names. Doc (the Leader), Army (the muscle), Nevy (the lovable fined), Leggy (The new member), and Eyeball (the Veteran). The five riders look to see San, and Doc says: "Well, fellas look what we got here, a fine piece of Jap meat out here by her lonesome. What you think?" Nevy says: "I think she's waiting on you Doc!" Doc and the others dismount from their horses and walk to San and asks: "You probably wondering why five bad-to-the-bone SeƱoritas all support the same a ruby on our bodies." San responds: "Non of my business." Eyeball says coldly: "We branded our flesh so the Gems could stick to our flesh, but I carved my eyeball out my skull to show how devoted we are to this gang." All: "We're the Ruby gang!" The shouted with Pride, and dressed differently and show their gem stones.

Doc-She wears glasses, a leather vest, long pants, a small safari hat, carrying two six-shooters. The Gem is on her chest.

Eyeball-A Confederate uniform, with a cap. Hat and sprees on her boots, a short shot-gun, The Gem is in her right eye hole.

Army-Wearing a bear skin vest, and a regular western hat, has a Booie knife, and carries a gattling-gun, her Gem is on her left arm near her shoulder.

Nevy-A short duster, with fringes on the arms, a bowler hate, carrying a whin-chester rifel, her Gem stone is on her navel.

Leggy-Wearing a Mexican pongo, and has button pants and Sombrero carrying a small pistol, her gen stone is on her left leg.

As the gang laughs Ashitaka walks out the store with a sack of flower, he sees his girlfriend being teased, Nevy says to San: "Hay miss, you got real pretty eyes, mind if we borrow one?" San is wearing a sleeveless white shirt, and under it a purple skirt, has War paint on her cheeks and a head band and a diamond knife necklace. Ashitaka says to the Ruby gang: "Is that a proper way to say to a lady?" The gang turn to the young man and Army asks: "Who are you? Her boyfriend? Ashitaka answers: "Soon to be the husband, and hopefully a father to our children."

Doc adjusts her glasses and says: "Wait that's, a Jap boy underneath that get up!" Eyeball: "That's a Jap boy? Ho dang!" Seeing Ashitaka a young man with short brown hair and has a scar on his left cheek given to him by San when they first met. Ashitaka warns the them: "Hit the trail, before you get hurt." The gang just laughs at his threat, and Doc says: "Befroe we get hurt? I think you've been smoking too much of that peace pipe Kemo-slobby! Cause there's one of you and five of us." Ashitaka tosses the sack of flouer in the air and rushes to the gang and beats Leggy by punching her three times and rushes back to the spot and says: "Four now." Nevy's smile fades and asks out loud: "What just happen?" Ashitaka answers with another question: "You wanna see it again?" Nevy unsure but says: "Hu...yes?" The warrior charges so fast, Nevy couldn't react in time and screams for a fraction of a second and is kicked in the face, and falls to the ground.

Ashitaka retuns to his spot again and catches the sack. Eyeball says to what's left of the conscious members: "I'd seen crazy things in the civil war but nothing this crazy." Army says to the former confederate soldier: "Shut up." As the trio walks closer Doc says in a comment: "I'll admit, you're quicker than you look, but I think we're in the fire-arm stage." Doc pulls out her six-shooters, Army uncovers her gattling-gun suited to her size, and Eyeball pulls out her shot-gun. When they readied to fire Ashitaka throws the sack of flour once more this time with his bow and arrow, hitting the sack causing a fog of it, in the covering of flour, punches blown, and when the dust settles. Eyeball and Army are hanging by the shoulder shirts on the long wooden pole in front the horse pins. Eyeball says: "That was some mystical stuff." Army has the tips of her gattling-gun pips in her mouth, gagging on them, as for Doc she's is stripped down to her underwere hanging upside down from the water tower.

Ashitaka says: "'Hit the trail', it was so simple." Ashitaka turns to his elk, with his future wife on him, San says: "Nice one Ashitaka you showed those thugs." Ashitaka says with remorse: "I'd hope they leave with reason. I hate fighting you know that." San says: "Please my love we must go, home." The Store owner burst open shouting: "What the hell happen?!" Ashitaka says: "Injuns, they went that way." He points north, lying what happened, the Store owner says: "You two ain't no Japs, you two are those orphans, Running Elk and the Wolf-Girl. Raised like animals by with the Shian and a pack of wolves. You think you can fool old, Lynn?" Ashitaka feeding his elk with the carrot and says to him: "Sorry Yakul, have to finish breakfast later." Lynn: "Now I'm gonna shoot you and your wolf-witch!" He points his weapon at the couple Ashitaka turns around and throws the carrot into Lynn's leg he screams in pain and says: "You suck mister! You suck!" As the couple ride off with the four sacks of flower and a sack rice, the man still shouts: "What are you?!"

Leggy regaining consciousness she pulls out her small pistol out and readies to fire at the elk, only to have to pistol stuck out her hand by a stone knife thrown by San Leggy is freaked out by the skill this two have.

Please leave a review and if you find any offensive words just to be clear I'm not a racist I'm just trying to be funny so sorry in advance.