Chapter 02 The Doctor has arrived

BlackBlizzard: "A little short on my end, this is my first time ever working with someone on their story. I hope I did good Quanktum."

Quanktumspirits reply: "You did excellent work on this chapter. Not too much, but not full steam ahead. I love it. Just the right amount to keep the readers on their toes."


Perry stood stunned for a moment, his mouth opened and closed like a fish, as he realised what just happened. Heinz's gun had actually fired its dangerous virus out into the wide open public, with nothing stopping what came out of the other end of it.

He reached into his pocket, shaking whiles grabbing his phone. He quickly dialled a number and waited for a response impatiently and scared.

"Hello-?"

"Pinky, go to my house and get an ambulance for two or the OWCA medics immediately. I need you to hurry and send a swat team to search Danville and the surrounding area. We are going to need vaccination camps up pronto, vaccinate the entire Try-State-Area against the flu virus." Perry looked behind himself to see that Heinz was still unconscious. "I'm going to need several medical technologists and a clear off on Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. and the surrounding apartments."

"I'm on it," Pinky says. "What happened though? And why am I going to your house?"

"I think Heinz has sent a 'shot' from a ray towards my house. Not only that but my younger brothers were there-" Perry said and narrowed his sight at the scientist laying on the ground. "I'm sending him to OWCA headquarters."

"I'm twenty minutes away from your house and the swat team has been deployed," Pinky says sounding worried. "How old are your brothers? And what shot was it? A ray?"

"Yes, and it sent a disease, Pinky."

The brakes on Pinkys car could be heard violently.

"He did what?!" the pink haired agent yelled. "Do you know how many accounts of attempted murder he can be brought upon?! Or the sickness of that?! Disgusting! What is wrong with- Why would he do that?!"

"Some weird plot involving his brother as a target," Perry said rolling his eyes.

Frankly, he was worried. A bad feeling was inside of him ever since he fought that morning against Heinz, and as the ray was activated the feeling had only grown to more worry and concern. He didn't know who the ray might have hit, what it might do once activated or if anyone was hurt because of it. All he knew, was that it had struck his back garden, where maybe Phineas and Ferb were currently.

"How stupid," Pinky muttered. "The medical technologists are five minutes away. I'm at your house right now."

"Pinky please don't touch Phineas or Ferb if they have been hit, they might be contaminated with a disease; how are they at the moment?" Perry asks only to be answered with a gasp. "Pinky? Pinky?!"

"Oh my gosh!"

Perry could hear Pinky calling for backup to hurry up to the house immediately. The pink male sounded so scared and frightened that it made Perry weak.

"Pinky, what's wrong?"

"Perry, m-meet me at OWCA headquarters in Treville." Pinky stuttered. "Y- you will have to see for yourself."

When he did, Perry automatically knew it was a bad situation. Pinky only stuttered for three reasons; when he was nervous, when he was cold, or when he has trouble finding the right words.

"Pink-"

Before Perry could even get a word out, Pinky had hung up the phone.

The medical agents were at the house and checking the area off for any sign of the disease, Perry's family home was barded off and the tree in the back garden was removed and exterminated over the worry that it might have been hit by the ray as well. The other technologists checked the other residents of the Tri-State area off if anyone was affected by the ray and given flu shots in the billions.

Phineas and Ferb were placed into two glassed coffins and transported by an OWCA ambulance with the sirens of the ambulance flashing and screaming down the roads, off to the OWCA's hospital.


Perry had taken Doof to the OWCA headquarters. Where he had shoved Heinz into a jail cell there. He glared at his hated enemy and then sat in a chair opposite of him, he and Heinz had also been checked over if they had any sign of the disease, but that was not the case, they were fine.

When the evil scientist awoke to find himself handcuffed and not in his home, he was beyond scared.

"What am I doing here?! This isn't how things go!" Doof bucked in his chair, "We fight, you defeat me! I don't get locked up!"

"Well, I didn't defeat you!" Perry growled angrily sitting in one corner of the room, making Heinz turn to his nemesis. "What you did was one of the most disgusting things any evil scientist could ever do! A disease Heinz?! Those can kill! They can hurt! That's not evil, it's wrong."

Doof flinched and stopped moving when he heard the malice in Perry's voice. The worse things possible began to form in the scientist's mind. Did...did he kill someone? Did he kill people? His machine must have malfunctioned. He didn't mean to do it.

"I-I'm sorry." Doof looked down. Tears forming in the rims of his eyes. "I-I didn't consider-"

"You should have." Perry snapped. He narrowed his eyes further at the villain. "You better be glad that you are the only one who can cure this or I would have thrown your ass in prison the moment we got here."

Ouch. Doof deserved that one. He never thought Perry would say such things but he knew it was probably true. Just as it seemed Perry was going to say more, Major Monogram appeared behind the young man.

"Perry, I think he's had enough." The older man says placing a hand on Perry's shoulder. "Go see the kids in the Hospital wing."

Kids? Oh dear gosh. Did Doof hurt children? And now they were in the hospital because of him? How badly were the children hurt because of him? The scientist watched as Perry left. The agent seemed quick and in a hurry to see them. It made Doof wonder if they were Perry's kids. Did Perry have children? Did the young agent have a family? It made Doof sick to think that he had been flirting with a man who already had priorities and might be in a happy relationship already, so why was Heinz snooping in his own heart's business? Disgusting, shameful.

Doof momentarily thought of Vanessa. How would he have felt if this were done backwards? What if Perry had sickened Vanessa? Doof would surely feel the pain Perry had been feeling a few minutes ago. Doof would have certainly tried to kill Perry if he had done something to his little girl.

The scientist sighed. He was evil. No, not evil, he was wrong. Morally wrong is what Perry called him. Why did he do the things he does? Revenge? On whom? Himself, to make up for the loss of his parent's acceptance? Why? Maybe to get attention in the world? So he became evil? Is that the reason?

"Doofenshmirtz," Major Monogram's voice was suddenly heard by Heinz.

Snapping the man out of his thoughts. "You will be working with our trained medics to bring back a cure for this virus."

"There is already a cure. You just have to take several medications-"

"Your first plan on curing the people with your flu healing formula won't work any more," Monogram says. "Perry and the medical technologists have already tried that way, but it seems though it isn't working anymore. Since you are the one who created this virus, I highly recommend that you fix this."

"B-but it's only the flu!"

"It was the Flu," Monogram says. "It mutated into something more, something worse."

Doof sat back stunned. The uneasy feeling never left him as he listened to Monograms orders and regulations.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz was forced into clamp irons around his legs, he was allowed to be in the OWCA doctors labs next door to Phineas and Ferb, he has to check on the children 5 times in one hour, he was permitted to use any medication already available and has to deliver to Monogram and Perry a report about the children's health at the end of the day and the beginning.

Heinz placed his own orders, one he will not be disturbed during his experimenting, two he will not be harassed or injured during the experimentations, three he would need 20 lab rats to test the drugs before giving them to the children.

It had been hours since Doof had heard from Perry but he was able to hear some of the gossips that spread around the OWCA workplace, just like any workplace. The latest news was Perry's kids had been infected with a virus that was aimed directly at his home; unmistakably by the evil scientist he had been assigned to fight.

Doof had never felt guilt in his life.

He stumbled across the OWCA, escorted by two women agents. Just as they were going to turn a corner, a pink lady had flashed in front of him and punched him square in the jaw making him fall backwards.

"You bastard!" She cried.

Doof looked up to see a beautiful woman, not so curvy and very petite but has broad shoulders and long curly pink hair down her back. Her pink eyes were glaring at him with fire in them and her pink lips opened to curse him out some more.

"Pinky! Pinky calm down!" the two escorts tried to calm her down. "Pinky you are not allowed to hurt him!"

"He needs more than to be hurt!" she screamed and almost lunged at him again.

Doof could see the woman was in pain. Her pink suit was all roughed up by her actions and her pink dress shoes were tutti from running too fast on this concrete floor. An odd feature of her would have to be her flat chest. She was a very pretty woman but she lacked breasts. For a small minute, Doof pondered how could a woman like this not have any? She seems to be around 20 or such.

"Agent Pinky! You are better than this!" The female escort says. "Go see to Perry! He needs you more right now!"

Perry? Heinz snapped out of his thoughts at the mention of his enemies name. He stared at the pink haired girl. She was beautiful, she was really beautiful. Maybe she was Perry's girlfriend? His wife? The bearer of his children? Doofs heart crumbled. What had he done? Are Perry's kids okay?

"I will get you, Heinz, what you did to Perry-!"

"That's enough Pinky." said a voice Heinz remembers.

Everyone's heads snapped over to Peter, an overweight fellow, and Heinz last agent before Perry. He seemed fitter now and stared at all of them with cold eyes. He was wearing a plain black suit with a white shirt underneath it. And two black boots on his feet. He was also sporting the same fedora as all the other Agents at this Agency.

"Go and see to Perry." Peter sounded almost forced, he had to get Pinky away from Heinz. "You are the only one able to talk him out of wanting to quit working for the OWCA and to get him right in the head...He's breaking down in his office right now and it's hard to see him like that."

Pinky bit her lip and shakingly nodded, picking his own OWCA hat up which had fallen to the ground as she had lunged at Heinz a while ago. Her eyes travelled back to Heinz, "If you don't fix this just so you know, I keep my promises; I will hurt you and make it look like an accident."

Doof shivered. The way she looked at him could make hell freeze over.

Pinky stomped out of the OWCA office into an elevator and with one last glare to Heinz, the elevator door closed shut. Doof felt like he could breathe again.

The escorts had left when Peter nodded to them, that left Doof with Peter. It was a good thing that Heinz knew him and they had a good acquaintance with one another, otherwise, he was sure Peter would have probably beaten the living daylights out of him as well.


He was pushed into Peter's office and laid in the sofa chair. Peter's office had a desk as well, a coat stand, a sofa chair opposite of the desk, a computer on the desk, several cabinet files were on one side of the room, a refrigerator with various drinks inside it to keep cool and on Peters desk were some images of people Heinz couldn't see. Maybe his own family and friends. Or adventures he's had with the OWCA.

"I've never seen Perry like that before," Peter said handing Doof a coke. The round agent sat in his chair across the room behind his desk. He popped open his coke, "I went to the hospital to see if the rumours about Perry breaking down were true or not and man, in all my years of working for the OWCA with him, I never once seen him cry."

Perry really cried? Doof questions himself but doesn't say a word.

"A huge mess," Peter added taking a sip of his coke. "And I couldn't blame him. The kids are near dead. And were unconscious as they were brought in to the hospital. The Agents carrying the children all were wearing safety suits against this virus you've attacked them with, to make sure it won't spread to any Agent here at the OWCA, the kids are now lying inside huge plastic covered rooms, blocking access from anyone and anything, containing the virus inside the room and with the children."

Doof flinched, sitting back into his seat trying to blend into the couch. His guilt feeling grew the more Peter spoke about his two victims.

"They were pale, unmoving and didn't respond to anyone trying to talk to them or even responding to simple touches." Peter reflects wiping his eyes. He was probably tired, it is 1:00 o'clock in the morning. "He had to speak them through a separation glass. He wasn't even allowed to go into the room! It was that bad! And gosh, when Pinky came to me when he saw the kids."

"Pinky?"

"Ya know, the pink haired man that punched you in the face?"

"That was a man?" Doof asks not sounding surprised.

"Yeah, and my boyfriend," Peter says taking another swig of his drink. "I don't like it when he hangs out with Perry though. They are too good at just being best friends." Peter began to slur.

He was definitely sleepy. "Perry's a little too rough for Pinky."

"What do you mean?"

"You know it's late," Peter says yawning. "You're supposed to be locked up in a jail cell that's about 3 blocks away from here and the contaminated room where the kids are sleeping at the moment, but I don't have the energy anymore to walk you that far away. So you might as well stay in my office on a guest bed." he looked at the clock. "How about I order us some Chinese food and lemonade for dinner?"

"Okay," Doof says tired himself. He hadn't eaten in hours so he could do with some food.

After Peters order came Heinz ate very carefully. He started to feel ill inside, the man he was trying to win over will hate him for all eternity, he has lost everybody. Charlene divorced herself from him as they were barely married for 3 years, his daughter Vanessa hates him for working so much, and the man he has been flirting and falling in love for the past 10 months had a wife and two kids.

Two innocent boys who were hurt, if not almost killed by him. Heinz wouldn't be too surprised if Perry would want nothing to do with him any more ever again.

Peter finished his meal and left to bed, Heinz got a second folded bed in the living room, he laid himself down and silently cried before himself. He has lost everything, nothing will ever be the same. If Perry's sons were going to make it threw he knew he has to give it his all.

Since he still couldn't sleep, he quietly left Peters room. He walked threw the OWCA carefully and entered the medical wing, true to Peter's word his home wasn't that far from the hospital and scientist section. He walked right to the back where the 'Virus chamber rooms' were. After walking through it he came back to Phineas and Ferb.

Heinz saw that Phineas has red spiky hair and a pointed face, a bit like Perry's own face, and Ferb has a f shaped head and green grass hair, a bit like Perry's teal coloured hair. They could definitely be his son's, a bit odd would be that the kids looked about 10 years old, whiles Heinz knew Perry was 24 years old, so he was 14 as his 'wife' gave birth to them? A bit odd of an age to start on a family...

Both boys were lying on two pure white beds, they had a breathing mask over and were given oxygen to keep them alive. The heart monitors were beeping calmly showing them to be alive. But both boys were fast asleep, or haven't woken up yet from the shocked coma he's put them in.

Heinz took the medical files and reads them threw, what the OWCA medics have discovered so far about his 'monster of a virus'. Apparently, his virus has implanted itself in the upper hip bones of both boys, Heinz knew that his virus was going to go from bad to worse.

As a start, it looked like it gave both boys flue germs, next came the unconscious sleep that they were in now. What was the third one going to be?

Heinz knew he has to find the cure quickly... otherwise he knew he was going to lose everything. His job at the LOVEMUFFIN, his freedom because he was going to be jailed for bodily harm on two minors and double murder,... but most of all he was scared that he was going to lose Perry. He was still in love with the Agent but he knew he will never be able to win him over ever again. He has lost everything.

After checking on the boys one last time, Heinz looked round his 'lab' at the OWCA, he saw that he has now various test mice in cages lined up on one wall, each signified with a number, and name. So these mice he has to use to try and get a cure formula for his flue, Heinz reads the names of the mice: Jenny, Max, Lucy, Oliver ect. These mice will be forced to sacrifice their lives for him to try and get the boys better, oh boy. Heinz shook his head and then headed to bed. Hoping that his experiments will find the cure and get both boys back on their feet.


Quanktumspirit: "Heinz not only has to hurry and get the boys better, but he's also running against the clock, Perry knows that. Like it says, this story is very dramatic. Please review."