Hi, sorry ive not updated for so long but ive just started GCSE year so ive not had much spare time.
Came up with the idea for this while my cat was shredding the cover on my pool table :...
A massive shout out to Dr_Clock_Heart95 for giving me my first review!
Valkyrie has been married to Skulduggery for a year and she is 27 (ish)
"What's that?"
Asked Skulduggery when Valkyrie cane in with a large box in her hands.
"Well I've been thinking, and I've decided that we need a pet, so… I got us a kitten!"
At this she pulled the lid off the box to reveal a small white kitten with black patches and electric blue eyes.
"Isn't he cute?"
She said.
"Why on earth do you need a kitten running around the house when you've got such a dashing, intelligent gentleman like me to love and adore?"
"Because unlike the kitten honey, you happen to bet a little annoying at times."
"We'll see who's annoying when he's peeing on the pillows!"
"Oh don't get all worked up, he's here now and I'm not taking him back."
She pulled the kitten out of the box and walked upstairs, muttering to it that "daddy didn't really mean to be nasty."
1 Week Later
"So, can you still say he's annoying, even though he's not peed on anything all week, or have you grown to love out cutie wutie ikkle fwiend?"
Valkyrie asked, holding up the kitten to skulduggery's face while putting on her best puppy dog eyes.
"Oh I suppose he's not been too bad, maybe I could get used to him…"
"That's why I love you darling. By the way, if you think of a name for him don't forget to let me know."
As she walked down the hallway, she heard skulduggery shout loudly from the living room.
"Val?!"
"Yes honey?"
"I've though of a name for 'our ikkle fwiend'!"
"Go on?"
"The rodent!"
"That's a stupid name, why would you want to call him that?"
"BECAUSE HE'S BEING A LITTLE RAT AND PISSING ON MY SHOE!"
(betcha knew what was gonna happen half way through)
Thanks for reading and please dont R&R to harsh.
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