Sorry about the long delay, everyone :) I'm in my final year/months of school so I haven't really had much time for keeping up with my updates :) This chapter was posted on my tumblr a while ago but I accidentally deleted the original file and couldn't be bothered finding it again.


-whose nautical nonsense be something you wish.
So drop on the deck and glop like a fish-

Shane awoke to the muffled sound of Spongebob Squarepants and buried his face further in the strawberry blonde curls in front of him.

He felt Reed shift in his arms and turn his head around to face Shane, eyes squinting in the bright sunlight. "Hmmm?" He mumbled, groggily.

Shane laughed softly and kissed his husband. "Morning, beautiful."

"Gotta make sure twins keep volume down on the tv." Reed yawned.

"Too late. And don't worry," Shane added, predicting why Reed would say next. "I'm pretty sure Chileshe is still asleep."

"Ok" Reed smiled and snuggled closer to Shane. "I don't want to move for at least another hour."

Shane looked over at the clock. "Well, if the boys don't wake up Chil in the next fifteen minutes, I'd say we can."

Squeals were heard from downstairs. He sighed. "Scratch that, we have five minutes before she wakes up."

He sat up, rubbing his eyes. "Ouch," he winced. "Not so rough next time please, love. I feel like I did after my first time."

Reed smirked. "Don't complain. You love it."

"I wasn't saying I didn't. I just won't be able to walk properly today. Which will be interesting to explain to Travis." He began imitating his boss. "'Shane, why are you walking strangely?'" 'Sorry sir, but my husband was a bit rough last night when he was fucking me.' That'll go down well."

The squeals downstairs suddenly grew louder and then screams were heard from Chileshe's bedroom. They looked at each other.

"Your turn." Shane reminded.

Reed sighed and pulled out of Shane's arm. He got out from under the quilt and gave out a small scream as his foot got tangled and he fell toward the ground.

Shane shot out his arm and grabbed around Reed's torso just before he hit the ground. "And another perfect save by Shane Van Anderson." He grinned.

Reed smacked lightly at Shane's chest, ears slightly red. "Let go of me, you big boof."

Shane laughed and let Reed get out of the bed. He leaned over and smacked Reed's naked backside as he bent over to pick up a pair of boxers from the floor.

"Nice ass." He smirked.

Reed stuck out his tongue childishly, pulling on the boxers and heading toward the door "If your going to be one, then you ain't getting any tonight." He shot back half teasingly.

Shane's eyes widened, scrambling to sit up. "What? No!"

Reed laughed as he exited the room, winking at Shane.