AN: Well, you guys wanted it, so here it is. Chapter Two of Kira Says What. This story is a series of one shots about Kira getting caught, L doing stupid things, and the random antics of several characters. The chapters have nothing to do with each other, and are independent stories, unless you guys want a follow up chapter on something. But remember, if you don't tell me what you want, I can't give it to you. Also, this isn't sat at any point in canon... (Misa has gotten involved with the investigation, but neither she nor light have been placed in interrogation... Wow, it's been so long since I saw this I don't remember the story very well, so please excuse any errors I make.) Also, I am aware that Light's name is written Raito... I simply don't care. It doesn't sound as good, lol.

CHAPTER TWO: Speed Quiz

L was bored. Very bored. Their had not been anything new in several days, and he was bored. Only he and Light remained in the Kira Investigation Headquarters, everyone else was off doing whatever it was that they did. So, having nothing better to do, he decided to pick up a magazine. He scanned the articles for a few moments, and briefly wondered how he could trick Light into admitting he was Kira. Suddenly, he read an article about an improvised lie detector test. It was supposed to be used to trick your friends into revealing who they liked, but he supposed it wouldn't make much difference. He flipped the magazine closed and glanced at the cover, wondering what book could have given such helpful advice. He sweatdropped when he saw it read 'Teen Weekly'. 'I guess Misa does have her uses...' he thought. He walked over to light, who was sitting on a couch and watching TV. "Would you like to play a game, Light-kun?"

"Sure, do you have anything in mind, Ryuzaki?"

"I have recently heard of a game where one person asks another several questions in quick succession, and they lose if the do not answer all of them."

Light, unable to resist a challenge, quickly answered "Okay, I take it you will ask the questions?"

"Yes, Light-kun. Remember, if you fail to answer even one, you lose."

"Lets start."

"What is your favorite color?"

"Blu-"

"Too slow, Light-kun, you have to be faster! What is your favorite sandwich?"

Light answered quickly,"Turkey."

"Whats you favorite card game?"

Getting even faster, he said"Blackjack."

"Who is your girlfriend?"

Not even thinking, he said "Misa"

"Are you a Pisces?"

He replied before L even finished the final word,"Yes."

"Are you Kira?"

"Yes." A few seconds later, he realized what he said when L didn't continue. 'Shit.'

END

A/N: And here is the second chapter. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I realize that Light and L are a little OOC, but I hope it's not to bad. Please tell me what you thought.