Well, got nothing much to say right now, so, enjoy the new 'lesson'!
Lesson Number Two: Never Let Barricade Tell Ghost Stories
"Pfft! Come on 'Cade! Tell us the story! We can handle it!" Frenzy said rapidly, currently sitting on Starscream's head for some odd reason. Currently, the Decepticons were out in the middle of the woods, sitting around a makeshift campfire and telling their most frightening ghost stories they could think of. It was the dead of night, and the full moon was hidden behind some clouds coming in, making the area even more darker than it already was. The only light came from the campfire, which made shadows dance around the area, seeming to be alive. A light fog was starting to form as well, further decreasing optical sight.
Barricade felt a toothy smirk form on his face, and let out a low chuckle. Boy oh boy did he have one heck of a story to tell. "All right then." He scooted closer to the camp fire, the angles at which the light from the fire hit him only enhanced his monstrous appearance. "On a night much like this one, a young human couple were walking along in a forest, which was this, very, one. There was a full moon outside, and a thick fog started to form, giving the forest a haunting aurora..." Barricade paused, and took a quick glance around at the others.
Megatron, Starscream, Blackout, Bone Crusher, and Devastator all had emotionless expressions on their faces, but that figures. However, Frenzy and Scorponok, on the other hand, looked uneasy, and glanced around at the surrounding forest every now and then. Mentally smirking, knowing that it was more than just those two who were scared, Barricade continued with the story.
"The humans then suddenly stopped, both of them getting a feeling that they were being watched. They looked around, but couldn't see anything. Thinking it was only a harmless small animal, they continued on walking, oblivious that something was indeed watching them, following them in utter silence and stealth."
"Wait, hold up there 'Cade. What does this thing look like?" asked Frenzy. Barricade growled at him.
"I'm getting to that!" He snarled. "Now silence!"
"Ok ok! Primus, sorry sir grumpy aft." Frenzy mumbled.
Glaring one more time at Frenzy, Barricade then continued with the story. "Then, out of no where, the creature attacked, pouncing on one of the humans, pinning the human to the ground with its scythe-like claws, digging into the flesh and ripping out huge chunks, blood gushing out and spraying the beast. Its body was robotic in structure, and looked like a combination of earth creatures. After eating half of the human, the creature turned its large horned head to the other human, jagged teeth dripping with fresh blood. It crouched down on all fours, and let out the most unworldly shriek. The remaining human made a run for it, and the beast gave chase."
By this point, Scorponok was wrapped tightly around Blackout, shivering in fear, Frenzy's four optics were as wide as they could get, the poor bot clutching Scorponok tightly. Bone Crusher and Devastator were both hugging the other tightly, whimpering. Megatron didn't looked affect at all, and had a rather bored expression on his face.
And as for Starscream, well, lets just say he was in between.
"The chase continued on further into the night, and further into the forest. But soon the human ran out of breath, and had to stop and rest. the fog was now so thick, the human couldn't see his own hand out in front of himself. He froze in fear as a low growl sounded, and the noise of a twig snapping made him turn to look in that direction. He started to back away..." A dramatic pause, then Barricade suddenly jumped out at the other bots and let out a roar. "ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!"At this, just about most of the bots all screamed in surprise. Bone Crusher and Devastator fell backwards, Scorponok accidentally stabbed Blackout in the aft, making him yelp out and jump up, then landed face first into the ground, poor Frenzy getting smacked into a tree, and Starscream ducking behind Megatron in less than a second.
Barricade fell over from laughing, clutching his sides while doing so. "You should of seen your faces!" He laughed out, while all the other bots glared at him, well, all except for Megatron, who had an amused expression. But then all of them froze on the spot, an erie shriek sounding suddenly out of the blue, followed by movement in the surrounding forest. All of the Decepticons tensed up, and looked around frantically.
"Shit!" Frenzy cursed, using one of the human swear words he picked up on. "I-Its the creature! Its c-come to d-destroy us all!" He whimpered. Megatron let out a snort.
"Oh please, come on. You can't actually believe that-" But he was interrupted by something very large pouncing into his back. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!" Megatron spazed out, and ran about wildly, trying to get whatever was on his back off. He then finally managed to grab hold of whatever it was, and ripped it off from his back then threw it onto the ground....
And if robots could blush in embarrassment, he would of been red as a rose.
The 'creature' was no other than the Mountain Dew machine come to life (don't ask why he's in the story, the thing just is...Hm, I'm thirsty now), and had the most 'innocent' look on its face. Megatron growled, then glared at the others as they all started snickering, which turned to wild laughter.
Boy, would this be one great story to tell.
Review! And I'm open for any future ideas for the story!
