The day Camicazi visited

Hiccup had a long line of cousins, some from his dad's side, like Snotlout, but most of them were from his mother's side. They ranged from cousin Spike, the youngest, to cousin Freyja, the oldest. They were all Vikings, tough as nails and as bitter as butter, especially his favorite cousin, Camicazi. She was exactly like Astrid: tall, blonde, tough, intelligent, and violent (sometimes), which is why he liked her so much more than the others. She was the only one who ever made his girlfriend trust someone other than him. Yet, this was Camicazi, who was exactly like Astrid, meeting Astrid, who was exactly like Camicazi. When you put an enraged girlfriend in the same room with defensive cousin, no good would come from that.

It started two months ago, when Camicazi had arrived for the first time in the whole year. She had grown taller, but her demeanor never changed. She wore a grim expression on her face, her curly blonde hair in perfect ringlets down her back and shoulders. In her hand was a giant battle axe. When their ship landed dock, she skimmed the crowd, found Hiccup, and gave him the strongest hug he had ever gotten from one of his cousins. She had a giant smile plastered on her face as she started to speak with him.

"So, fishbone," She started, her voice teasing, "I heard you got a girlfriend." Hiccup, still trying to breathe properly, gave a small smile. "I actually did, Cami." She gave him a blank stare. "I thought that was a lie. Never mind that, good job cousin! You aren't as worthless as Uncle Stoick thought you were!" She said, laughing. Hiccup laughed with her, knowing she was joking. Camicazi was the only one who believed that Hiccup actually had the potential to be a Viking, and when she found out that he trained a Night Fury, she was more than proud. She paused and gestured to Hiccup. "My fishbone of a cousin grew taller?!" She poked his stomach. "Never mind that, you grew stronger? Who is the miracle worker who did this?" Hiccup laughed. "Well of course, Toothless," He said, gesturing to his dragon that was rolling in the grass, "But it was mostly my girlfriend, Astrid. She's amazing." Camicazi gave him a smile. "I'm sure she is." Little did both of them know that Astrid had seen Camicazi hugging Hiccup, and had gone to chop down ten trees with her bare hands.

"How dare she?!" She screamed to no one as she punched another tree. "Who does she think she is, touching Hiccup?" She bent a small sapling out of the ground and plopped down underneath a tree, her Deadly Nadder, Stormfly, beside her. "I'm going to have a talk with Miss Tall, Blonde, and Curvy down there. Well, I say talk." Astrid grabbed her battle axe and ran down the hill to the dining hall.

She shoved the doors open to find the blonde sitting there, eating stew with her boyfriend. It took every ounce of self-control and patience that Astrid had inside of her to not walk over there and slap the girl into next week. It was then that she saw Hiccup there, waving his hands in the air, motioning for her to come over and join him. As much as she didn't want to admit it, Astrid trusted and loved Hiccup more than anyone else, and so she sat in between him and the blonde girl.

"Cami, this is my girlfriend, Astrid." Hiccup said, gently. "Astrid, this is Camicazi." "Hmph," Cami snorted, "Not much of a girlfriend huh?" Astrid didn't care that the idiot blonde sitting next to her was insulting her. In fact, Astrid wasn't even listening to her. "Cami? You gave her a nickname?" She said, evenly to Hiccup. Her boyfriend gulped, "Uh…well…you see Astrid…Camicazi is my…" He was cut off by the Cami girl who simply smiled and uttered three words that set Astrid on fire. "His secret girlfriend." She said, smirking. Hiccup knew exactly what Cami wanted, and he wasn't sure on how she would make it out alive. Sure, Cami had encountered jealous girls before, but to meet a jealous Astrid was something that no one would survive. He had to stop this before it started. "Astrid, please calm down." But Hiccup immediately took back his words when he saw the anger in his girlfriend's eyes. "Hiccup, stand back, I don't want to hurt you." She whispered to him. Her battle axe was now raised high in the air. "I know a liar when I see one, you beast!" Within the next seconds, both the girls were screaming battle cries and hitting each other with their axes.

By this time, crowds, of mostly guys, were drawn next to two girls who were fighting. Hiccup didn't know what to do. Both girls were so similar in personality, that Hiccup knew if he tried to stop their fight, they would both kill him. Snotlout had now joined the fight crowd and whispered to Hiccup, "Hot girl fight, nice! How'd you do it?" Before he could kick Snotlout on the head, Hiccup came up with an idea. "How about we bet on the two beauties?" He said, in the most insulting voice he had. Astrid's ears perked up when she heard his voice, as did Camicazi's. Lucky for him, the meatheads on the island liked the idea of betting on two girl fighters. "Astrid!" One side screamed. "Cami!" screamed the other side. Both girls dropped their axes and stared at each other. Hiccup winced. If there was anything the two girls hated being viewed as, it was being viewed as entertainment. Within two minutes, all of the crowd, including Snotlout and Hiccup, were on the ground moaning, with the two girls towering above them, smiling.

"I'm Camicazi, Hiccup's cousin." Cami said, shaking Astrid's hands. "I'm Astrid, Hiccup's girlfriend." She stopped shaking Camicazi's hand to bend down and kiss Hiccup. "You're intelligent, Hiccup, but next time, try not to put yourself in the danger." She said, walking away with Camicazi, who was inspecting her axe. Hiccup smiled to himself. He had gotten Astrid a friend so similar to herself that people confused them for twins or long-lost sisters. Therefore, when Camicazi's boat pulled into the docks on her next visit, it wasn't Hiccup who got the first conversation. It was Astrid.