Hey guys, just a quick note right here: from now on, the story will be as unabridged as possible (basicly, unedited), because I like to keep the originals and I'm too lazy. There - it's out!

Anyways, guys and gals, just have fun reading this. Sorry about the short chapter, but uh, Drew and I couldn't really help it...


Chapter II: Drew Reveals All

Drew: Hehe...h-hi Omnimon...
Omnimon: W-what?! Since when are there two of YOU?
Count Drew: Are you comparing me to that pile of poop?
Drew: Hey! I resent that! Although I DO like poop...
Pygor's head: Erm...Marthter?
Count Drew: What is it, you doofus?!
Pygor's head: There'th an egg running toward uth!
Digitamamon: GET THAT NUMEMON!!
Py: Digitamamon, move aside so my Dorumon can beat you!
Digitamamon: Oh, pardon me. Here you go.
Py: Thanks. Come on, Dorumon, Warp-Digivolve!
(Dorumon Warp-Digivolves into Alphamon)
Digitamamon: Ah! You'll pay for this, DigiDrew...
Digitamamon runs off, as Py stops Alphamon

Meanwhile, on an uncharted island...

Tyrannomon: Aw, c'mon! Just pull it already!
Etemon: NEVER!!
(Etemon jumps into the ocean only to be eaten alive by a horde of angry Gomamon)
Tyrannomon: Oh, well...
(Tyrannomon pulls his own finger, explosion occurs)

Back to Drew and Py's predicament…

Py: Alphamon, let him go. We have other concerns...
(Py motions toward Omnimon, who is trying to sneak off)
Alphamon: Right! Digitalize of Soul!
(Alphamon zaps Omnimon with a beam of light from the palm of his hand)
Drew: Great! This is working out perfectly! Mr. Tinkles, rearrange Omnimon's face!
(Drew's pet SkullGreymon, Mr. Tinkles, grabs Omnimon and slaps him many times)
Omnimon: Gah! Stop that!
Count Drew: That'll teach him to rip off my mustache!
Pygor: Yeah! You're the betht, Marthter!
Py: Hey! We're doing all the work!
Alphamon: What? What do you mean we?!
Py: Well, who took care of you and raised you? Hm?
Alphamon: Ha, it was only a game to you!
Py: Before I knew you were real.
Drew: I'm feeling left out of the action.
Omnimon: Bah, I'm getting Sleipmon's help in this. (flies off)
Count Drew: Well, off to my castle to finish my creation! Thanks for the help, simple-minded fools whom my creature shall kill one day.
Pygor: Yeth, thankth to you all. Now, begone before my marthter thetth hith petth againtht you.
(Count Drew and Pygor both leave our two stranded protagonists)


It may be kinda hard to read the chapters without double-spacing, so sorry to those people. But I won't know if it's difficult if you don't tell me, so please do when you review! And anonymous ones are always accepted by me...