Okay got some reviews and I appreciate them. But come on people! You know what? I DON'T CARE! No cross that. I do care. And the shit is that I have written 3 chapters that are just laying in my laptop and just waiting to be updated. So if you want me to update faster THEN JASHIN DAMIT REVIEW! I appreciate those lonely reviews I got. And when I saw that at least someone reads my fic I started to write and write and write… and it goes on for hours. So if I don't get more reviews pronto I will delete it. No I won't it's just empty threats and I will continue it either you want me or not! Because I want to continue this fic. And if you don't like something or just want to give tips just tell me, I appreciate your opinions and I'm willing to answer any questions ^^(Wow Mayor mood swing!)
Malli: Man I like lollipops. Does Tobi like lollipops?
Tobi: Tobi likes lollipops too Malli – Chan, because Tobi is a good boy!
Malli: Yes Tobi is a good boy! Does Tobi think Malli is a good girl Tobi?
Tobi: Yes Tobi Thinks Malli – Chan is a good girl!
Malli: Thanks Tobi! It warms Mallis heart that you think so! So do your thing Tobi!
Tobi: Yes Malli – Chan! Tobi will do so because Tobi's a good boy! Malli – Chan does NOT own Naruto! Or any poems or song lyrics that may appear in the fic! Malli – Chan only owns the character Kiara and some plots and poems that may appear in the fic! Please R&R because Malli – Chan likes to hurt Deidara – Senpai every time she sees that she don't get reviews. And that scares Tobi because Tobi's a good boy!
There's no such a thing as a happy ending
Chapter II
The phone call
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When you depart from me,
Sorrow abides,
And happiness takes his leave.
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Ring…..ring….ring….. I froze. Who would call at 6 am? I ran upstairs and hurried to my room.
Ring…ring….
- Where is it!
Don't know Kira – Chan? Look under the bed, maybe it feel out when you went all crazy?
Groan... No not under the bed!
I could hear it. It was under the bed. Ring….ring….ring…. I stood there and stared at the big queen size bed. The white net was falling like cascades from the selling and on the bed laid at least 4 dark blue middle sized pillows and 2 more baby blue small sized pillows and silver colored cowers. The bed theme was Silver, Baby blue and dark midnight blue colors. On the floor laid 7 or 9 more pillows the same colors as the bed and the blankets laid in knuckles on the bed.
Huh! I shacked my head. No time to clean now! We have to get to that damn cell phone!
Ring…ring...ring! The signals were getting annoying. I threw myself under the bed and started to pull my way thru boxes and dust bunnies, and there it was. The shining little light from my phone. I stretched out my arm, and ones again my phone was in my position! Haha finally! Ouch!I hit my head on the bed frame.
Ring….ring…ring…
I had finally pulled myself out from the dust bunny graveyard, and had thrown myself on the bed.
- Hello! Who is it?
- Aw Kira – Chan! Don't you remember me un! I'm HURT un! A familiar voice stated from the phone.
- No seriously. Who is it? I asked.
- You seriously don't remember me un! When was the last time we saw each other? Like 3 months ago un? The voice said. That's when it came to me.
- O MY FUCKING JASHIN! IT'S YOU DEIDEI!
- Jashin? Who said Jashin?A voice in the background said.
- Finally you remembered me sister un! Deidara happily said.
- Who was that? You have the speakers on? And yeah, of course I remember you Brother!
- It was me bitch! Hidan of the fucking Akatsuki! But to the point bitch! Do you follow the great Lord Jashin?"Hidan" said.
- Of course I do! And don't call me bitch asshole! I was angry now, he had taken Deidara from the phone.
- Hidan. Shut up and let Deidara go. A husky and calm voice said.
- Can Tobi talk with girl in the phone Deidara – Senpai? Cause Tobi's a good boy! A child?
- You guys are crazy! Kakuzu, give me money so I can go and buy sake. Who were these guys! And where was Deidei? This guy didn't even sound sober.
- No. Too expensive. The husky voice answered.
- Hn.
- Wait! That Hn was familiar! Is that you Sasuke?
- No. I'm Itachi.
- Yeah you're Sasukes older brother right?
- Aa.
- Just as talkative as Sasuke...
- Let her be Itachi, you're just gona poison her mind un! Yeah Deidei was back!
- Like you're…hic…better company...hic...Deidei...Hic...Who gets drunk at 6 am?
- Lol Kisame. A bored voice stated.
- You're the one to...hic…talk …hic…Sasori. The drunkling said.
- Everyone shut up, we called the girl for a reason didn't we Deidara? Another voice said.
- Yeah that's right Kiara. I called you to ask you a favor un.
- You know you can ask me for anything Dei – Kun, you just have to ask. I was happy he even called me. His phone calls were so rear now days.
- You know you're an angel Kira – Chan. But the shit is, that you know, Hidan just had to get in trouble with some "friends" and then his "friends" got angry and decided to burn down our Akatsuki HQ. And that's not it, all of our things are burned un! JASHIN! This guy surely had god "friends"!
- But shit Dei! You should've called me as fast as it happened! Where are you guys staying now?
- Bitch we are staying at a hotel for the main time, but Kakuzu decided to go cheap so we have to chair rooms.
- You fucking morrons! When i say "You can ask me for anything" I MEAN IT! Idiots!
- Shut up bitch! Your fucking giving me a headache! The said.
- Oh JASHIN! If you could hear my thoughts right now you pussy!
- What digh!.mm.m!... You could hear the smashing and cursing on the other line.
- So Kiri - chan! Where were we? Deidara said.
- Yeah that's right! When are you guys coming? I asked. I knew what was coming next. Denial.
- What do you mean by that? He asked.
- You guys are staying at my place. I can't just leave you there! It's true, I certainly couldn't just leave him on the street or in some old and smelly inn.
- Kiara wait. You don't know what you're doing. Un.
- Yes I do. You mean inviting 8 or 9 men in my house? Or the part where I'm inviting 8 or 9 homeless men in my house?
- You seem to understand what you were just now offering us. But com on Kiara! Witch house are you staying at?
- I'm staying at the big white house in Palm Bay in Florida. You know the house where my parents used to live in.
- All the memories hit me like a hurricane. Those days when we were just kids and no photo shots, goo sees or catwalks. Just me and Deidei.
- Kiara, your parents had like 3 big mansions in Palm Bay. How am I supposed to know which one?
- You know! The one with the rose gardens! You guys are actually doing me a big favor if you come and live with me. It's too big and lonely and I don't know how much more I can resist the urge to just grab my things and run away from here!
- Then why did you even move in there? Even with company that place always scared the shit out of me un!
- I had no choice! Devil brothers kicked me out three days after my 16th birthday! The like "You're 16 now, you can take care of yourself." And I got all this papers, but all I understand of it is that I get my part of the heritage. And what the fuck am I supposed to do with more money! I already have enough to support 20000 people and still live like a queen!
- I can't stand it here Deidei! It's just to fringing lonely! I've actually considered moving back with my brothers again and you know that the situations must be like life threatening to make even consider that shit!
- Fuck Kiara, did you actually consider that? That's just fucking wrong.
- Yeah! I know! But what ells am I supposed to do? I'm so fucking lonely for Jashins sake! You know I can't stand to be alone; I get al sugar high and drink wine like a maniac.
- Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura have been like taking turns to watch me so I don't do anything crazy. I have had like robbers all the time, they do not even care that not asleep and go in here. So you know like last month I was in the kitchen to take a late drink when I heard steps in the hallway. So I was on my way to open the door to see who it was when the door like bolts open and this fucking guy comes in with a black hoddie and a crowbar! And like smacks me in head and so that I fall on my ass! I get up and start to crawl away and then I see the fire alarm so I push the fire alarm and when they heard it, they just drop everything and run away. When the fire truck arrived, Saku and the girls noticed that I've had robbers and called my brothers. And they like "take better care of yourself or you'll have to move back with us".
- YOU HAD ROBBERS! He exclamed, just as if he'd never heard of such thing as robbers.
- That's beside the point. But can't you get it! They actually told my brothers! By that point i reggreted that i even had brought up the thing about the robbers, because i knew i would get a hard time getting him to let go of that.
- That's just fucking mean! But you know, it's not me who decides if we get to move in with you or not. It's leader – Sama who decides, so you'll have to discuss this shit with him. Puh! Saved!
- Then what the fuck are you waiting for! Put the guy on the fucking phone!
- Sure kiri – Chan "Laughter" Here leader – Sama. He sounded about as exated as me. About the same as a little girl waiting for her mom to buy her a loilipop.
- Hello? You must be Kiara – San right? A rather dark but stil maskuline and a bit amused voice asked.
- Yeah. And you must be the so famous "Leader – Sama"? I felt veird and a bit uncomfortable. Why did i feel uncomfortable! I had never even met the guy!
- "Chuckles" Yeah that's a way to put it, but feel free to call me Pein or Pein – Sama if you feel that suits better. Oh jashin! My legs felt like gelly! And i wasn't even standing up! If his voice could make me feel like this, then what vould his body make me feel like? I didn't even dare to think futher on!
- Laughter... Yeah okay "Pein – Kun"… "giggle"… Shall we talk about the current conversation shall we?
- Of course. Deidara seems to be quite fond with you?
- Yeah when Deidei was like 4 years? I think. His parents died and they had but my parents I charge of him so we practically grew up together. But when I was 15 my parents died in a plane crash so my brothers took care of me instead. Deidei moved out and well I can't really blame him, I actually begged on my bare knees for him to take me with him, but my brothers dragged me away anyways. And well you've probably heard the rest, I got thrown out short after my 16th B – day and I have lived alone here for 8 months now.
- I understand. But the question is "do you understand what you're getting yourself into?" Stupid question, of course i didn't!
- Pein, I do. Like I said before, you guys are actually doing me a big favor if you stay with me. I've got enough money and space for you to live on. And the knowledge that I'm helping someone is reward enough for me.
- Then congrats Kiara – Chan, you'd just put the whole Akatsuki on your hands. Haha as if a bunch of boys would scare me!
- Scarryyy… giggles…
- Yeah, you should be scared. Because you know the Akatsuki isn't on the best side of the lav. Ha! Did he really think i was sceard of their record?
- Of course not! I'm not ether. I've spent my time in juvi.
- You? A pretty little girl like you? Spent time in juvi! Haha you must be kidding me. Did i really sound THAT naive!
- No it's true, but I spent a relative short time for what I did. Jashin Pein sounds sooo smexxyyy!
- My my, so what did you do? You've made me curious. Was he.. Flirting with me! Jashin! He was!
- "giggles"… You don't want to know. Believe me. Really he didn't!
- No please. I do want to know. Jashin! The guy was pushing it!
- Okay, you begged for it. I… I…I suddenly felt a big lump in my throat. If I told them they would just get scared or just think I were some kind of pervert.
- What is it Kira – Chan? What could a sweet little girl like you do, that is so frightening that you don't even can bring yourself to tell us? Pein said. The guy was getting to me and if I didn't act fast he would descend me.
- Tobi wants to know too! Not another one! Poor innocent boy, I would probably scare the shit out of him!
- Yeah! What did you do your little bitch? How dare he! Oh Jashin he was just begging me to tell him!
- Chuckle, yeah what did you do kitten? Jashin give me mercy over this boys!
- Hn, tell us. The uchiha bastard said.
- I... I…"gulp" I..
- Come on kitten! Tell us. This guy was annoying me and i hadn't even met him!
- I... I castrated a man…" It suddenly went quiet on the other line. And I could almost hear the stares of disbelief.
- "Gulp" … You what? They said in union. But it sounded more like a whisper.
- You. Heard. Me. I. Castrated. A. Man. I said it! And man it felt good!
Sorrow breaks seasons and reposing hours,
Makes the night morning and the noontide night.
Oki I want to make this quick he he ^^
This chapi is called "The call" ironic isn't it? But yeah the Akatsuki calls Kiara because their HQ a.k.a. "Headquarter" was burned down by Hidans "Friends" and also this chapter I brought a lot of Kiaras and Deideis past out as they grew up together but they see each other as BFs not as Brother and Sister as you may think when they talk to each other on the phone. And as you may have noticed Kiaras brothers are real assholes. And what about Kiara castrating a guy? Haha! It's not what you think! Really. But you'll get more info about it in the next chap, and when that chap comes out is totally up to you guys^^. I'll torture you at least a week if I don't get more review within the next 24 hours. So I promise I'll update faster from now on if you readers (if there are any) promise to review! So I'll call it a deal. I don't want any further questions about ages or names so I'll write them down ^^.
Kiara Yukite 16 (I'll only write down her last name because I'm too lazy to write down the others^^)
Deidara 18
Pein 24
Sasori 18
Itachi 19
Kisame 20
Zetsu 19
Hidan 18
Kakuzu 25
Tobi 17
Kelian 19 (Kiaras older brother)
Kiria 19 (Kiaras older brother, and yes he and Kelian are twins)
Quotes belongs to William Shakespeare
1) Much ado about nothing act 1 scen 1
2) Richard III act 1 scen 4
