The Adventures of Bobby the House-Elf
Chapter 2
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Bobby grumbled as he washed piles of plates. He hated the way that these students treated him. The brats were always marching down to his precious kitchen and fairly demanding food! The nerve of them.
I have an idea, he thought suddenly. I shall lead… THE HOUSE-ELF INSURECTION!
He started laughing manically, causing Binky and Twinkles to giggle at him.
"Oh just shut it," he said gruffly.
He threw down his dishtowel, listening to the satisfying wet sound of it hitting the floor.
Then he randomly turned around.
And randomly picked up a fork.
A dull fork.
Yes, he thought darkly. With this utensil I shall conquer all Hogwarts and free Elves everywhere!
He raised an Elf-y eyebrow.
But first I shall finish the dishes.
