Saturday Dreams
By xXZoeyXx
Inspired by AngelAspen and 'If You Grew Up In The 90's'. THANK YOU!!!!
We already live in a universe with dumb people. Some live among us, others, well, don't.
Here are the dumb ones, in HoN character form……
Polly Pocket Mayhem!!!!
"I'LL MURDER YOU, MASLIN!!!!" Stevie Rae screamed.
"Only if you can catch me, shortie!!!" Damien shouted, gleeful for making his friend miserable.
"If you hurt her-"
"HER!!!! IT'S A DOLL!!!!!"
"Polly has immense feelings, she isn't made of plastic!!"
"Yeah, she is!! And I can also do this….."
Damien snapped the head off Stevie's little doll, making her tears well up and anger boil over.
"YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT!!!! I'M CALLING ERIN!!!" She bellowed, whacking the severed head at Damien's nose.
"OOOwwwww, that HURT you know!!!!!" he shrieked.
"Imagine what POLLY felt…" she muttered, heading for the Doll Doctors in Tulsa.
